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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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323 in idea barrages
1.) There are only five words in “Saint Elmo’s Fire”. “Ba” “da” and “Saint Elmo’s Fire”. 2.) Whenever the term “basic bitch” is thrown around I wonder if there is an “acidic bitch” & if they ...
322 in idea barrages
1.) Had a dream where I was part of a 70s B-movie-style heist but afterward most of my take turned into crude & obvious forgeries. 2.) I’m still kind of disappointed that Vanilla Ice & Pa...
321 in idea barrages
1.) “That exterminator is KILLING it!” 2.) I am extraordinarily lucky that while I’m dealing with the fact that my surgery stitches popped and I have to be packed with gauze now, I’m supremely lu...
320 in idea barrages
1.) My “type” is smart girls, it just SEEMS like crazy girls maybe, because this jerk world tries to drive the smart girls crazy. 2.) You’re only one “r” away from “Chocolate Larva Cake” y’know. ...
case-by-case stasis in poetry
The weird thing about the past is those aren’t just stories about someone like me, those were actually me. Not someone who just looks like me or someone that I played once in a movie b...
319 in idea barrages
1.) At a comic book shows, refer to your hands as “Hunk Hands”. Go around claiming “Hunk Smash… the walls around your heart.” 2.) It’s about young superheroes during the French Revolution, it’s c...
stasis update in poetry
Really, the only technically valid status update is “I am currently hitting ENTER after writing a status update”. So when you get a Timehop photo on your facebook, next year wil...
318 in idea barrages
1.) Kiss me, I’m irate. 2.) Having one or two great ideas isn’t a thing. Anyone can do that. If you can generate lots of ideas, some good, you’ll be what’s valued. 3.) So when you get a Timehop p...
the los angeles poem in poetry
if I had the big money if I had the stupid money if I had the multi-millions so much that I had millions left over after the agents and lawyers and kids I’d hire a passel of x-ray technician...
317 in idea barrages
1.) Joining the Mile High club while landing can get you charged with in-descent exposure. 2.) Libertarian Inhumans read “Attilan Shrugged” a lot. 3.) Really, the only technically valid status up...
#MakeATvShowTasty in idea barrages
1.) Agents of C.H.A.R.D. 2.) Unbreakable Kim-chi Schmidt 3.) Outlarder 4.) The Carbonara Effect 5.) Rick and Meaty 6.) Quantum Leek 7.) The Tom Greens Show 8.) American Banana Stand
316 in idea barrages
1.) 3/15 isn’t Pi Day but it is the area code where I live. Must count for something. 2.) Just like a genetic super-mutant, bringing death rays from your eyes to a knife fight. 3.) The computer g...
315 in idea barrages
1.) When the borders of a homeland mean more than the welfare of its people, oh man. Both are lost. 2.) All youtube Let’s Players should have to occasionally turn on the autoclosed captions and r...
self-fulfilling prophecy in poetry
If the Antichrist is ever a real thing, you know he’ll always pose palms enfolded against the backdrop of a gauzy Texas flag. If the Antichrist is ever a real thing, he’ll always smile an...
pi day in idea barrages
1.) A traumatic experience with Roy Rogers’ horse lead to a need for Trigger trigger warnings. 2.) Kirk was all like “Kobayashi Maru? More like BLOWMEashi Maru, am I right?” Kirk was a smug littl...
these and more than these in poetry
If love can’t save you, art can. If art can’t save you, love can. Without either, I don’t know. Hope for a hell of a blackjack run. Hope for a passel of money enough ...
Understand that your perspective is not universal. The raccoon looks upon a man and thinks “the bald ape has raccoon hands!” The octopus thinks “the bald ape has lost both of its limb...
313 in idea barrages
1.) Though Snoop popularized trolling white people by pretending Dr. Seuss word were cool slang, “fleek” was the troll masterstroke. 2.) I demand an ear nose and throat doctor who is a giant talk...
312 in idea barrages
1.) Take the old videos for the Harlem Shake meme. Replace the audio track with ambient noise of white people clumsily dancing. 2.) A Southern pirate called Cornbeard The Pirate. 3.) If a dog yea...
what you could do in poetry
What you could do is beat someone to death with the world’s largest gummy worm. Then eat the gummy worm. Hope the lack of evidence exonerates you. Make sure you use an actu...
What which does not kill you hopefully leaves a cool lookin’ scar that will drive the babes wild. What which does not kill you only leaves you soft and weak and hobbled an...
311 in idea barrages
1.) What does not kill you hopefully leaves a cool lookin’ scar that will drive the babes wild. 2.) Jindal’s defaulted to the “spout irresponsible gibberish, hope it gets coverage” Palin/Trump ha...
310 in idea barrages
1.) Beat someone to death with the world’s largest gummy worm. Eat the worm. Hope the lack of evidence exonerates you. 2.) Creativity is forcing your mind to make the “incorrect” connections, sif...
where as a child I'd hide in poetry
I’m slightly too old to be of the “here we are now, entertain us” generation. Just barely still the “where do we go where do we go now where do we go” generation. Both as metaphor...
maybe only the crazy can love you in poetry
Everyone says you gotta love yourself but maybe it’s more like an arranged marriage where you just accept this is who you’re permanently stuck with. It’s not...
