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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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117 in idea barrages
1.) He can’t age but a cursed fruit smells more & more revolting in his place. It’s called “A PORTRAIT OF DURIAN GRAY”. It’s… pretty terrible. 2.) If you get within 50 feet of Guy Fieri, you ...
I released a poetry chapbook! in life stuff and misc.
I dunno. I just wanted to share my joy here! The small press arm of the best arts cafe in Utica, the Tramontane Cafe, released my first slim little poetry chapbook… the first physical written thi...
nerve induction in poetry
Like Paul and the pain box, I’m learning not to flinch, learning the burn is an illusion and to not move an inch. The feeling that there’s a better you, sleeping inside, but you don’...
114 in idea barrages
1.) The mad doctor’s pride in his henchmen bordered on igortism. 2.) I still wonder if I got that extra pat-down at the airport because I was wearing an Occupy pin on my jacket. 3.) Best part of ...
the carpet crawl in poetry
we are orphans to our endorphins we’re just no fun so let’s just run we’re beholden to our emotions in slow motion with old notions and we’re stranded em...
vert and earnest in poetry
I’m sick of all this introvert-extrovert stuff. I declare myself an outrovert. It will mean whatever I want it to mean. Sometimes I need a crowd of people. Sometimes I need to go and ...
real talk. real talk, here. in poetry
Nothing Kills A Crush Like Mentioning Jesus A Beautiful Woman Takes The Stage And Her Looks Are Intriguing And Her Voice Is Beguiling Then She Mutters Something About Bearing Witness And The Godd...
113 in idea barrages
1.) Your next band will be named “Whooping Kafka”. Don’t look at me, I don’t make the rules, I just relay them. 2.) When Skynet goes live, think of all the twitterbots that’ll suddenly hate you f...
112 in idea barrages
1.) There is great energy in our little local ex-ex-patriate community. We have gathered rare baubles in our boomeranginging. 2.) I wanna manage a teen girl metal band called MEGANDETH. 3.) I wan...
111 in idea barrages
1.) I’m sick of all this introvert vs extrovert stuff. I declare myself an outrovert and it will mean whatever I want it to mean. 2.) The power of Grayskull compels you. THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL CO...
110 in idea barrages
1.) I cannot speak for androids as I’ve been told I’m not one of those but I can tell you that narrators dream of talking sheep. 2.) We are orphans.... to our endorphins… we’re just no fun… so le...
the h word in poetry
we go by the holy name, heretic we go by the holy nane, heathen we’ve seen no evidence of a thing like hell or heaven so we try to make this life better instead not in an unprovable after-thing n...
a lesser barrage in idea barrages
1.) Dropped a tread mill on my foot. Good news, nothing is broken. Bad news, everything is purple. 2.) It’s not that Islam doesn’t believe in freedom of expression, all fundamentalist religion do...
cold, bleak don’t mistake the winter-time for the forever-death of summers don’t mistake the twilight for the permanent loss of the sun don’t mistake your cold feet for early-onset diabetic neuro...
18 in idea barrages
1.) Frat Santa always puts bros before hohohos. 2.) I eagerly await a rapper called Medium Kim. 3.) Far be it from me to tell other people how to live their lives… but Al Leiter should really col...
17 in idea barrages
1.) I want to wear Gene Simmons make-up to a ballgame just to see if the Kiss Cam is clever enough to put me on. 2.) I blame pervasive musical ignorance for the fact that a parody of King Crimson...
16 in idea barrages
1.) The greatest pop-culture reference of all time would be to insult a scientist who looks like a caveman by calling him “Eegah Spengler”. 2.) It’s an investment strategy built upon the long-ter...
15 in idea barrages
1.) I eagerly anticipate the “I’m Rob Lowe and I have Direct TV, I’m Gamergate Rob Lowe and I have cable” ad. 2.) You will name your curio shop “Joanie Loves Tchotchkes”. You don’t have to thank ...
14 in idea barrages
1.) Mixed-media artists give it the old collage try. 2.) Oh, that’s MY secret, Captain. I ALWAYS play it too safe. 3.) A pencil doesn’t go there. #WorstSexIn5Words 4.) Mitt Romney’s hair looks...
13 in idea barrages
1.) They call me Big Salsa/cuz I’m hot and chunky/they call me Blue Cheese/cuz I’m creamy and funky. 2.) Are there harmonicas made out of Legend of Zelda gold cartridges? There SHOULD be. 3.) Was...
tune of She Don't Use Jelly in song parodies
I know a guy who was in shows if you would pay him then he would go the scripts were awful the money was green he’d make strange faces and act real mean his name’s John Carradine Carradine [x2]...
shaggy dog story in poetry
My favorite thing about Scooby Doo was their steadfast debunking of supernatural hoaxes much more possible than their own TALKING DOG. Aliens? Ghosts? Those must be old amusement...
12 in idea barrages
1.) The mother from THE ROOM and the mother from BIRDEMIC would perfectly cancel each other out, fueling a mighty starship. 2.) Being strange to win the adulation of the normies is a sucker’s gam...
to the tune of Take The Money And Run in song parodies
This here’s a story about Bobbie Sue and Billy Joe Two archeologists outside of Cairo Got real sick of their salaries being so low And here is what happened so as to make their a...
I look up in the night sky & I hope that it’s not empty, that someone or something’s gonna save us from ourselves. But no. It’s on us. If we want this human thing to keep...
