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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
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1.) Somewhere at the end of this interminable winter, there is spring coming. There is a sun, I swear to God. Start planting seeds. 2.) Would you rather be great at your passion but never receive...
219 in idea barrages
1.) The quick brown fox jumped over a dog he considered lazy because of his class privilege. “Soon,” thought the dog, “revolution”. 2.) The world’s most popular daytime talk show would be called ...
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1.) Why don’t we have Back To The Future parties on Fat Tuesday? WHY DON’T WE CALL IT MARTY GRAS? 2.) When Qui-Gon died, he went to an endless hell of continuously kidnapped children for the sin ...
We are all in trouble all the time. That’s the whole point of being alive. Trying to navigate that humanely and with good cheer. Pretending otherwise won’t get us anywhere anyhow. We’ve been tr...
tune of ON A PLAIN in song parodies
I’ll start this off with one little fact capital’s Augusta, it isn’t Portland tall pine trees, a hell of view there’s not much else but what can you do? the finest day that I ...
217 in idea barrages
1.) “I’m On A Plane” parody about living in Maine? 2.) Niagara Falls is full of borderline personalities. 3.) Sia and Shia buy some Chia in Ikea. 4.) These are not the Noids you were looking for....
adirondack february in poetry
these are the days that everything smells like cigarettes everyone smokes just outside the doors and rushes in right after the last puff trailing in behind them on their jackets scar...
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1.) When Clarice wanted oral sex from Hannibal, she had to word it very precisely to avoid disaster. 2.) She didn’t think “dental drill” sounded fancy enough. She preferred “molar vortex”. 3.) Sh...
thought experiment in poetry
you say that you want me back, maybe except on your terms, baby as if the only way to save me is to change me rearrange me but if that’s love then you love strangely as if it’s your job to e...
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1.) I refuse to accept “social justice warrior” as an insult. It’s the highest compliment! Paint your faces as Ultimate Social Justice Warriors! 2.) An ancient Egyptian who makes terrible EDM bea...
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1.) A pixelated version of Starry Night called “Atari Night”. Get on this. 2.) Roses are red/and orchids are strange/workers of the world unite/you have nothing to lose but your chains 3.) SPOILE...
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1.) This cartoon was filmed in front of a live, incredibly patient, studio audience. 2.) Your grievances are never fully redressed without a smile. 3.) The body and blood of Christ are Mass-produ...
tune of THE DOPE SHOW in song parodies
some for fishing and some just for sailing shiny rudders and without down payments everything looks good when it’s up on pavement here today, all under the big tent w...
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1.) A Roger Rabbit parody of Titanic would involve the line “French me like you do your paint girls”. 2.) If I’m following all this properly Spider-Man’s gonna be the host of the Daily Show becau...
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1.) I like to pretend that the German word for lingerie is “later-hosen”. 2.) Hollowing out Keanu Reeves’ skull and living inside of it is called a Neodesic dome. 3.) If you smoke maple sap in an...
600th prosebox post in idea barrages
1.) Brian Williams said he hated it when Kayne interrupted his winning a Grammy. 2.) When they refer to “Charlie” in ‘Nam movies, I briefly imagine an army of frothing Charles Mansons tearing thr...
it's a free country in poetry
If you have an erection lasting more than four hours, consider using it as a sun-dial. Maybe as a performance art kind of thing. If you have an erection lasting more than four hours, ...
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1.) It’s rainin’ men. It’s hailin’ Hydra. It’s snowin’ pop culture references, deep into the echo chamber of faint validation. 2.) If you watch Fox News for more than 16 hours straight, you have ...
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1.) With a DJ set by DJ Set, an elder serpent god who is also a DJ. 2.) With Skymall and Radioshack both dead now, will there emerge an underground market for radio-controlled things no one needs...
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1.) The usual SI models are actually Google Plus sized in that almost no one looks at them anymore despite corporate desperation. 2.) “Don’t make fun of him for being a mohel,” she said, “he can ...
There is this Fruition place we’re all trying to get to even though we’ve never been even though we’ve never even seen its face but we’re all trying to get the...
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1.) It’s a 70s buddy cop thing where one’s a lady’s man, other’s a psychic. It’s called STARSKY & HUNCH. It’s… pretty terrible. 2.) A parody of the Dead’s “Truckin” about the mechanics of dra...
a modest proposal in poetry
What we need to do is threaten to round up all the normals and shoot them into the sun. In three days, everyone will have figured out a way they’re not a normal to get out of it, so ever...
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1.) The kind of cold that turns you off from lime gummy bears for months. 2.) Al-Qaeda in Arabic means “The Base”. The GOP calls their stalwart racist sexist fundamentalists “The Base”. Non-coinc...
#ReplaceALetterRuinATvShow in idea barrages
1.) MATH 2.) The West Wang 3.) SpurtsNight 4.) Roach 5.) Knight Ruder 6.) Saved By The Cell: The College Years 7.) The Farts of Life 8.) Baby Don 5 9.) Don’t Trust The P In Apartment 23 10.) ...
