tune of THE DOPE SHOW in song parodies

some for fishing and some just for sailing
shiny rudders and without down payments
everything looks good when it’s up on pavement
here today, all under the big tent

we’re all stars now in the boat show
we’re all stars now in the boat show

there’s lots of pretty, pretty yachts
with prices oh-so high
but all the pretty, pretty yachts
will leave you broke and high and dry

we’re all stars now in the boat show
we’re all stars now in the boat show

they love you when you’ve got new propellers
but there’s no buyers everyone’s sellers
they love you when you’ve got new propellers
but there’s no buyers everyone’s sellers

what would it take to get you in something new
low-interest loans
we’d really like to sell you
the banks can’t wait to set up your funding
we do this thing
on almost every third Sunday

there’s lots of pretty, pretty yachts
with prices oh-so high
but all the pretty, pretty yachts
will leave you broke and high and dry

they love you when you’ve got new propellers
but there’s no buyers everyone’s sellers
they love you when you’ve got new propellers
but there’s no buyers everyone’s sellers

there’s lots of pretty, pretty yachts
with prices oh-so high
but all the pretty, pretty yachts
will leave you broke and high and dry
you’ll be high and dry

we’re all stars now in the boat show
we’re all stars now in the boat show