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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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521 in idea barrages
1.) I am a noble yeti/I like to eat spaghetti/my night-times are driven/by dreams of large women/and the poems of Ferlinghetti 2.) Because English is interesting, you can be the most handsome man...
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1.) Please stop switching me over to Top Stories, facebook. Please. For God’s sake. You’re making everyone look like stalkers who comment on stuff buried deep in each other’s timelines. Facebook,...
Bob your head and bob your hair while bobbing up and down in cool cool early summer evening skinny dipping water and then Bob’s your uncle. Plunk your bobber down and fish fashio...
hitting the sauce in poetry
there is a hot sauce called “Dave’s Insanity Sauce” it’s a really hot sauce I got some in my contact lens, once and I don’t eat Dave’s Insanity Sauce anymore, either I tend to overcorrect aft...
second window, please pull ahead in poetry
I’m firmly against the death penalty but I must admit if Fast Food Line Indecision were made a capital offense I’d be open to it. It’s a goddamned Burger King. It’s a goddamned Burger K...
facebook's a bastard sometimes. in life stuff and misc.
I don’t like when facebook tells me it’s one ex-girlfriend’s birthday and that an old crush has a new boyfriend at the same time. I have some momentum on some things… maybe, anyway, with my writi...
Galaxies move in space, y’know. A long time ago, our galaxy WAS far far away from where our galaxy is now. You know, from a certain point-of-view. Buster Keaton’s house falling down aro...
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1.) If “Dadbod” is an Actual Thing now, I’m declaring myself Hot-Fat. I am Hot-Fat as hell. 2.) It’s a deus ex mackinac. It means “god in northern Michigan”. 3.) Screw quiet desperation. We may s...
film I worked on in a 48 Hour Film Festival in life stuff and misc.
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe> We won honourable mention!
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1.) You are made out of almost exactly the same stuff Lou Reed was made out of so you have a chance to be awesome too. 2.) I’ve never seen a porno parody of TERMINATOR 2 but ya know they’d do som...
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1.) I am firmly against the death penalty but I must admit that if Fast Food Line Indecision were made a capital offense I’d be more for it. 2.) Convince someone that you think the name of the Be...
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1.) Buster Keaton’s house falling down around him, leaving him unscathed, is only funny if you’re a person. Consider a house’s point of view. 2.) “I don’t get the human obsession with authenticit...
the parting of the ways in poetry
No one gets full custody of memories but sometimes you wish they did and you could either hang onto every one or make orphans of them all. Vis-a-vis the “half empty/half full” I’ve decided that ...
this is why we can't have nice things in poetry
what I’ve learned about beer advertisements is that they want us to be stupid they want us to make stupid choices and they want us to be proud to be stupid Coors Beer, we already had a devic...
the handshake deal in poetry
The only way anyone ever uses the Q-Tip is the exact way the box tells you not to, so as to defend a faceless corporation from lawsuits. No one gingerly dabs around the edge of their ear wi...
513 in idea barrages
1.) When someone says “why can’t we all just be Americans?” ask them to consider why they have the luxury to think like that. 2.) Interestingly, the zombie fad bit nerd culture and it became a sl...
512 in idea barrages
1.) It is very very difficult to say “Big Gulp” without a hint of disdain. Try it. 2.) When you meet the eye of someone you think is a god, don’t expect them to view you as the same. Because you’...
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1.) The guy in “Brandy” wasn’t a sailor at all. He was a sad little tailor from two towns over who lied romantic lies to have affairs. 2.) After that harsh winter, I welcome the heat. However, hu...
dr. e's beautiful blues in poetry
Doctor Hugh Everett early changer of game-theory as smart as they get solved for Schrodinger’s cat by saying it was alive on one timeline and dead in another it was simple as that everythin...
510 in idea barrages
1.) It’s less a stream of consciousness & more a dream of consciousness. We get to dream ourselves into reality for a little while. 2.) I just assumed that the YA book TUCK EVERLASTING was ab...
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1.) He was just fat and hairy enough to find himself fetishized for it. He had reached the bear minimum. 2.) If these trees would just stop having sex, maybe I wouldn’t have the worst sinus heada...
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1.) Whenever I pinch a picture larger on a touch-screen I think “enhance sector four by fifty percent” & pretend I’m in BLADERUNNER. 2.) Calling your place “M&T Bank” sort of begs for “em...
I get to do amazing things. Sometimes I complain and even when I can’t complain I complain anyway? Because that’s who I am as a lapsed Catholic? A recovering Catholic? My Catholicism’s in...
Art slides into the cracks between the wall-boards shimmies like cock-a-roaches art hides in the margins eating the scraps we leave behind and breeds and waits living off the ...
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1.) Beyond a shadow of a doubt, the greatest name for a band ever would be “Lee Marvin Oswald”. 2.) It seems like the easiest way to conceal your sex toys would be to hide them in plain sight dis...
