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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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513 in idea barrages
1.) When someone says “why can’t we all just be Americans?” ask them to consider why they have the luxury to think like that. 2.) Interestingly, the zombie fad bit nerd culture and it became a sl...
512 in idea barrages
1.) It is very very difficult to say “Big Gulp” without a hint of disdain. Try it. 2.) When you meet the eye of someone you think is a god, don’t expect them to view you as the same. Because you’...
511 in idea barrages
1.) The guy in “Brandy” wasn’t a sailor at all. He was a sad little tailor from two towns over who lied romantic lies to have affairs. 2.) After that harsh winter, I welcome the heat. However, hu...
dr. e's beautiful blues in poetry
Doctor Hugh Everett early changer of game-theory as smart as they get solved for Schrodinger’s cat by saying it was alive on one timeline and dead in another it was simple as that everythin...
510 in idea barrages
1.) It’s less a stream of consciousness & more a dream of consciousness. We get to dream ourselves into reality for a little while. 2.) I just assumed that the YA book TUCK EVERLASTING was ab...
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1.) He was just fat and hairy enough to find himself fetishized for it. He had reached the bear minimum. 2.) If these trees would just stop having sex, maybe I wouldn’t have the worst sinus heada...
58 in idea barrages
1.) Whenever I pinch a picture larger on a touch-screen I think “enhance sector four by fifty percent” & pretend I’m in BLADERUNNER. 2.) Calling your place “M&T Bank” sort of begs for “em...
I get to do amazing things. Sometimes I complain and even when I can’t complain I complain anyway? Because that’s who I am as a lapsed Catholic? A recovering Catholic? My Catholicism’s in...
Art slides into the cracks between the wall-boards shimmies like cock-a-roaches art hides in the margins eating the scraps we leave behind and breeds and waits living off the ...
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1.) Beyond a shadow of a doubt, the greatest name for a band ever would be “Lee Marvin Oswald”. 2.) It seems like the easiest way to conceal your sex toys would be to hide them in plain sight dis...
here we are in poetry
I take my safety by finding the storm’s eye and following it until the whole thing cools off but I’m a particular kind of weird. Inspiration’s awesome but aspiration’s a load of ...
homeopathic in poetry
If water actually had memory it’d overwhelmingly only remember the dirt from whence it came. If the dirt had memory, it would remember us. Nothing inanimate has memory eve...
56 in idea barrages
1.) I get to do amazing things. I struggle to find work and my love life is nil but I get to do amazing things. I get to write for puppets. I get to be a published poet. I get to do a booked thin...
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1.) What type of belt does Holier-Than-Thou Karate Champion have? HE DOESN’T KNOW, HE CAN’T SEE COLOUR. 2.) Even if hover cars were a thing, how would they be more cost effective than a wheeled c...
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1.) Devote your mind to protecting yourself from the worst-case & eventually you’ll want it to happen so you didn’t waste your time. 2.) If water actually had memory it’d overwhelmingly only ...
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1.) I take my safety by finding the storm’s eye and following it until the whole thing cools off but I’m a particular kind of weird. 2.) Inspiration’s awesome but aspiration’s a load of crap. Hel...
52 in idea barrages
1.) It’s an EDM remix of “Tainted Love”. It’s called “Tainted Wubwubwub”. It’s… pretty terrible. 2.) How has there not been a mash-up of “Hey Ya” and “Rebel Rebel” yet? 3.) We could make “inevita...
the calling in poetry
the streets strewn with garbage and so much disease but the worst thing in Baltimore is the BPD the city police but brother, this isn’t The Wire there’s no doubt w...
tune of MANIC DEPRESSION in song parodies
passive-aggression… no, don’t get up I’ll just go do it, you just have to know… I’ll put my back out doing it I know, you’re napping you’ve slept in all day, all ...
51 in idea barrages
1.) One day she woke up and realized she’d aged out of dick picks and aged into mammograms. 2.) A hockey themed rap act called Sudden Def. 3.) pull out the sriracha, gonna cook with high heat, he...
You are amazing. You are also pretty messed-up. I’m not sure if they’re intertwined or just both there but you have to learn to...
april capstone in idea barrages
1.) If you’re gonna sell a diet beef stew, at least have the style to call it “Dainty Moore”. 2.) You are amazing. You are also pretty messed-up. I’m not sure if they’re intertwined or just both ...
it’s not yours this planet this moment this species this place it’s not yours and it’s not mine either we belong to it you belong to it it’s not yours you’re a passenger you’re a renter yo...
Even when there’s something actual to fear, they’d rather make one up anyway, it is easier to control. You’re easier to control. So am I, of course. Sometimes fake works. ...
crow reference in poetry
Momentum is the word for God on the lips and hearts of artists everywhere. Distractions are bad for you. Indecision is bad for you. Day jobs are bad for you. Of course you have res...
