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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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we will never be perfect in poetry
art is an unholy act in that we leave sketches and demos and rough drafts we admit imperfection in the tainted trail that is process and shows all the times that we failed on the ...
715 in idea barrages
1.) Why would Skynet give the Terminators names that make sense to humans like T-800, T-1000, etc? Why not just some binary stuff? 2.) Whoa-oa-oooooaaaaa, listen to the mucus, whoa-oa-ooooooaaaaa...
714 in idea barrages
1.) I like the idea of collecting defunct trophies. Cable Ace awards. XFL championship rings. The like. 2.) I kind of want a Bonzana-themed arcade fighting game so I can land a Pondo Combo. 3.) C...
the silly season in poetry
while you were out running the Boilermaker marathon I was in an air conditioned bedroom with my jammies on what are you doing with your life? while you were out there sweating in the street...
713 in idea barrages
1.) I’m not running a marathon in 500% humidity tomorrow I’m waking up at 11AM in air conditioning. Point goes to me Boilermakerers. 2.) I want a mash-up of Bob Ross and Ram Dass. 3.) I mean you ...
712 in idea barrages
1.) Dwayne Johnson and the cast of Despicable Me teaming up to advertise a car with rock-and-minion steering. 2.) Dress up as a rich man and introduce your rubber toy as “Godzilla… of the MONSTER...
711 in idea barrages
1.) Has anyone done, like, a Little Emo In Slumberland comic? 2.) A series about Thor and Loki’s awkward high school experiences called “The Thunder Years”. 3.) The fact that the Star Wars SDCC s...
710 in idea barrages
1.) The optimal name for a punk band is Vom Petty. 2.) REAL TALK: Is Trump all a performance art piece to make Jeb seem moderate? The Bushes have gotten in bed with worse. 3.) When short-order co...
the brewery blues in poetry
Ever since they were kids they sang about dying young one day they woke up old and singing the exact same song. At the weird thing across the street they’ll sing it all...
inspiration and persperation in poetry
Oh you poor gullible bolds. Fortune favours the already fortunate. The already fortunate are laughing behind your backs. They’ve convinced you that your path to glory is just as easy as put...
the third option in poetry
Sometimes the responsible thing to do is not to take on commitments rather than going crazy fulfilling them accept when not to at all. If you know you’re gonna be an artist with few ...
I really enjoy that most of the people who think the government’s about to invade live in rural hellscapes no one would want to claim. Nobody wants Amarillo Texas. Not even Amarillo Texas w...
79 in idea barrages
1.) If you wanna end terrible reboots, you havta not go to terrible reboots, not watch ‘em w/ false hope or ironically. That’s still money. 2.) Are the very best rugby players known as “scrumlord...
78 in idea barrages
1.) Ollie is both Best Dog and Worst Dog. Ollie is Schrodinger’s Dog. 2.) A CHRISTMAS CAROL gains a whole new level if you just substitute the word “crutch” with “crotch”. 3.) They weren’t perfec...
a less lazy barrage in idea barrages
1.) Why are all three of Kitty Pryde’s most significant love interests all named Peter? Is it, like, Superman’s LL thing? 2.) Is there “Hogan’s Heroes” fan-fiction where Klink is secretly incompe...
christmas in july in poetry
frosty the reindeer had two antlers made of coal fed Coca-Cola to polar bears and they didn’t even die had a belly like a bowl full of jelly that mystics could follow from the east glow...
76 in idea barrages
1.) I fear the entire Shark Week phenomena has Jumped The Theme Week. 2.) Whenever someone casts aspersions on their preferred gender, remember that all types of humans are crazy and it’s just a ...
75 in idea barrages
1.) Someday our national anthem will be that “Big Mac, McDLT, a Quarter Pounder With Some Cheese…” song. 2.) “I’m not out of shape,” he said, “I’m just preparing for my Michelin Man cosplay.” 3.)...
74 in idea barrages
1.) My Perfect Strangers inspired wine would definitely be called a Pinchot Noir. 2.) There needs to be a name for this disorder where we look in the mirror and mistakenly see ourselves as normal...
73 in idea barrages
1.) Sometimes the responsible thing to do is not to take on commitments then go crazy fulfilling them rather knowing when not to at all. 2.) Peas in guacamole is an avacadon’t. 3.) “Celebrate” an...
72 in idea barrages
1.) When you intentionally deny someone the joys of a slow cooker, you’re just being a crock tease. 2.) When I am invariably early to an event, I can pass it off as dedication to the cause instea...
brooklyn owes the charmer under me in poetry
Some people miss the summer sounds of insects peeping. I miss the rock of subway trains and roll of distant car alarms. I miss the noise sometimes so much that I could burst. I...
71 in idea barrages
1.) Oh man. Downgrading from Fezzik muttonchops to healthy sideburns is SO NICE. 2.) The idea some people like Trump because he’s “anti-elite” even though he’s a multimillionaire pretending to be...
I sing the body eclectic bones Adirondack quartz almost unbreakable as almost-diamond eyes narrowed and skeptic by Los Angeles sun and heartbreak legs toughened by the rattle ...
less lazy barrage in idea barrages
1.) I sing the body eclectic. 2.) Did you know youtube’s full of preppers trying to one-up each other on how prepared they are for the endtimes? It’s FASCINATING. 3.) Willard Scott as an 8-bit Ni...
