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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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lazy barrage 4 in idea barrages
1.) Don’t believe them when they say Pregamergate is just about ethics in drinking before doing journalism. 2.) Hollywood, please at least never reboot Popeye as someone who vapes, okay? You can ...
lazy barrage 3 in idea barrages
1.) The pan-flutist was of course asked to take a long walk off a short Zamphir. 2.) When a witch gets knocked up out of wedlock, they don’t call it a “shotgun wedding” of course, it’s a shame-he...
lazy barrage 2 in idea barrages
1.) If I were the villain in a ‘50s sci-fi movie, I would use the phrase “your primitive radar” as often as possible. 2.) Soon, the “Newspaper Headline As Exposition” plot-device will be complete...
lazy barrage in idea barrages
1.) Haley Mills teaches the next generation of mohels in the hit teen-sitcom GOOD MORNING MISS BRIS. 2.) Every once in a while, though, America surprises you and does something truly good like no...
inevitable in poetry
when the super cute singer mentions her boyfriend that’s okay it means I didn’t have a chance from the beginning it’s a shortcut through the inevitable when the super cute singer mention...
A gear is just a wheel with teeth. A wheel is just a square with one edge. An edge is just where one thing ends. An end just meets up with another gear. ...
we are all jigsaw puzzles and we all lost our box tops so we are in the dark as we cobble away searching for pieces that may or may not be missing if when somebody loves you but hat...
622 in idea barrages
1.) Having stolen Tenille from one of the top brass, he would never become The Admiral but what we do for love. 2.) When the super cute singer mentions her girlfriend, it’s ok. That means I didn’...
tune of BOYS OF SUMMER in song parodies
nobody in the inn, nobody at the feast I can’t cast any more spells, can’t summon any beasts no DM or NPCs, in the basement alone used to meet at my house, now I’m just feeling pwned ...
621 in idea barrages
1.) Someday they’ll talk of our prison system as we speak of slavery now, a horrible thing only the worst racists would even think to defend. 2.) It wasn’t exactly a biplane, it preferred “hetero...
620 in idea barrages
1.) Whenever people write about a DM on Twitter, I assume they’re talking about a role-playing game dungeon-master. 2.) Don’t love for who they could have been or could be. Love for who they are....
current events. in life stuff and misc.
So Friday, in the middle of helping a friend from NYC who lives in SF now play a show in Utica, the car my pop and I share died, throwing my mom into a conniption about how I don’t make any money...
619 in idea barrages
1.) My hair is totally on fluke. 2.) The name of your nerdcore band is Grue McClanahan. 3.) I should write a poem about “The Case Of The Missing Underwear” but not for this week. 4.) A Swedish Su...
mad maximus in poetry
Walking down the beach with Jesus I saw where there was both our sets of footprints then I saw when there was just one so I asked Jesus what was up. “Where there was one set of footp...
At the water’s edge it’s so easy to stay leafy green but at the water’s edge there’s more floods than you’ve ever seen that’s the trade off of unstable ground that’s what ...
617 in idea barrages
1.) We’ve reached a point where national press are saying it is cool to treat autobiography as self-insert fan fiction. Astonishing. 2.) Since we call ancient people “caveman” I hope the distant ...
the end that never came in poetry
you can spend your entire life steeling yourself for disaster but if disaster never comes then your time lost was the disaster disaster comes or it doesn’t you roll with it or y...
the herkimer poem in poetry
a trip to the local pulminology clinic it wasn’t the worst and it wasn’t the best the lady chain-smoking next to the oxygen tank turned out to be just toting it out for her mother ...
616 in idea barrages
1.) Ever since “Phantom Menace” I can’t hear the line “the planet’s core” without bursting into laughter. 2.) You know what would be the worst name for a porno spoof, though? Spurticus. 3.) Using...
615 in idea barrages
1.) Crossover fan-fiction wherein George Jetson is married to Jane Eyre. 2.) A very romantic statement would be “you make me as happy as that Star Wars card where C-3PO looks aroused”. 3.) Kombuc...
614 in idea barrages
1.) Possibly unpopular opinion: the demo version of TMBG’s “don’t let’s start” is a better song, specifically for charming flaws. 2.) The can of student loans kicked down the street for another f...
the big question in poetry
have I given away enough of my past as presents to finally have my future back? have I finally realized that I’m not dead? have I finally realized that when they told me that I ...
611 in idea barrages
1.) Yo brother’s so bluegrass, at the end of the show he gets paid in suspenders. 2.) Put everything you ever accomplished by playing it safe in your hand and you’ll be lucky if you’ve got a palm...
to the tune of That's Amore (2) in song parodies
When its onion rings tossed in a fattening sauce, that’s Fieri. When a fried butter bomb makes you just wanna vom, that’s Fieri. Spice will be kicked-on-up-a-notch, kicked-on-u...
610 in idea barrages
1.) The new flavours of Oreos get more and more disgusting as the sales get better and better. The Portrait of Doero Grey. 2.) Much as I love Back to the Future it’s kinda weird the 80s hadta fin...
