tune of BOYS OF SUMMER in song parodies
- June 22, 2015, 4:11 p.m.
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nobody in the inn, nobody at the feast
I can’t cast any more spells, can’t summon any beasts
no DM or NPCs, in the basement alone
used to meet at my house, now I’m just feeling pwned
but I can see you, your stat sheet covered in ink stains
wisdom dropped to zero and your elf went insane
and I can tell you my strength will be plus-ten strong
after the boys who summon are gone
I never will forget those fights, you called my bonuses unfair
remember when we killed that pudding, remember we killed that owlbear
now I don’t understand what happened to our guild
but hey, I’m gonna get it back, I’m gonna go and roll a sweet build
but I can see you, your stat sheet covered in ink stains
wisdom dropped to zero and your elf went insane
and I can tell you my strength will be plus-ten strong
after the boys who summon are gone
out on the road today, I saw pair of D-Twenties in a Cadillac
little voice inside my head said “where’s their sack? Gotta keep ‘em in a sack.”
I thought I knew what games were, what did I know?
those quests are gone forever, I should just let them go but…
but I can see you, your stat sheet covered in ink stains
wisdom dropped to zero and your elf went insane
and I can tell you my strength will be plus-ten strong
after the boys who summon are gone
Narrator ⋅ June 23, 2015
I really liked this - but jelly would also work (you've fought a pudding?)
Given that I cut my teeth on 3rd edition, ten- plus made me laugh. Unless you mean that as a modifier. I read it as a base stat. Fighter don't sneeze for less than twelve.
I have now looked up an elder black pudding at work. Apparently I need not have maligned the offensive powers of pudding vs jelly.