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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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the herkimer poem in poetry
a trip to the local pulminology clinic it wasn’t the worst and it wasn’t the best the lady chain-smoking next to the oxygen tank turned out to be just toting it out for her mother ...
616 in idea barrages
1.) Ever since “Phantom Menace” I can’t hear the line “the planet’s core” without bursting into laughter. 2.) You know what would be the worst name for a porno spoof, though? Spurticus. 3.) Using...
615 in idea barrages
1.) Crossover fan-fiction wherein George Jetson is married to Jane Eyre. 2.) A very romantic statement would be “you make me as happy as that Star Wars card where C-3PO looks aroused”. 3.) Kombuc...
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1.) Possibly unpopular opinion: the demo version of TMBG’s “don’t let’s start” is a better song, specifically for charming flaws. 2.) The can of student loans kicked down the street for another f...
the big question in poetry
have I given away enough of my past as presents to finally have my future back? have I finally realized that I’m not dead? have I finally realized that when they told me that I ...
611 in idea barrages
1.) Yo brother’s so bluegrass, at the end of the show he gets paid in suspenders. 2.) Put everything you ever accomplished by playing it safe in your hand and you’ll be lucky if you’ve got a palm...
to the tune of That's Amore (2) in song parodies
When its onion rings tossed in a fattening sauce, that’s Fieri. When a fried butter bomb makes you just wanna vom, that’s Fieri. Spice will be kicked-on-up-a-notch, kicked-on-u...
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1.) The new flavours of Oreos get more and more disgusting as the sales get better and better. The Portrait of Doero Grey. 2.) Much as I love Back to the Future it’s kinda weird the 80s hadta fin...
go praise yourself in poetry
Jesus probably knew the sad fact that people were going to wage war in His name but all the terrible music probably shocks Him. The Crusades, sure, the writing was on the wall ...
superfluid in poetry
When things get too tense, too cold and too dense, reality itself wants to climb the walls, almost as much as I do. It certainly makes an emotional sense, ...
American They in poetry
The cake mix they made has powdered egg in it already. They only have you add an egg to the mix to make you feel like you did something. You didn’t. America. They love pretending there...
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1.) “Why are you avoiding me? I just want to criticize you mercilessly for hours on end, why are you hiding from me?!” 2.) Your nerdcore band will be called the Grue Tang Clan. 3.) Goonies gave u...
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1.) Treat me like I’m handsome, you have no idea how far that gets with me. I’m weak to that. 2.) When things get too tense, too cold and dense, reality itself wants to climb the walls, almost as...
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1.) Every time I hear someone culturally appropriate the phrase “dat ass doe” I think they’re talking about a Bambi porn parody. 2.) God, the end of ANIMAL HOUSE still holds up, doesn’t it? There...
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1.) When its onion rings tossed in a fattening sauce, that’s Fieri. When a fried butter bomb makes you just wanna vom, that’s Fieri. When your show needs a guy who could ruin pizza pie, that’s Fi...
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1.) “Rocky Top Tennessee” about muffin-tops? 2.) Now that Captain America has been de-powered and aged, he can date Spider-Man’s aunt. A real May-December romance! 3.) An anagram for “American” i...
the christmas that simply was in poetry
I wonder if Santa just pretends that someone’s trying to steal Christmas every year as his people to people who want to be heroic. Is this all Santa’s gentle con? How long has it al...
64 in idea barrages
1.) Some people wanna be put up on a pedestal by their lover, some people wanna be put up on a cross. I just wanna be put up with. 2.) Even my dreams are in summer re-runs. 3.) Using dating sites...
the long con in poetry
They say there’s people who dream of things other than being an artist but I have a hard time believing ‘em. I think they’re just making it up so you know if we don’t get there we...
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1.) Shia LaBoeuf looks more like Dustin Diamond with every passing day. 2.) It’s a show about lifeguards who save white hipsters from drowning in culturally appropriated slang. It’s called “Baewa...
five-day barrage in idea barrages
1.) Richard Gere plays a newspaper columnist haunted by a He-Man figure that can predict the future in THE MOSSMAN PROPHECIES. 2.) Make a jam out of bacon and real Kentucky bourbon, call it “KY J...
the miracle in poetry
who could ever want to destroy this town? bomb it with planes? want it to end? this weird terrible wonderful shitty miracle this new york city, my dear old friend. might want ...
katherine's beautiful blues in poetry
despite all their best efforts with the hot steel they can hurl we’ll convince ourselves that there’s a secret savage world for shattered boys for shadow girls where we’ll...
before rome fell in poetry
we’re not gonna burn out we’re not gonna fade away we’re not gonna burn brightly until the end of the night, we aren’t gonna turn to salt or ash at the breaking of the next day we are gonn...
the headswap blues in poetry
even if the transplant worked and the whole thing went through would you be the head or the body which would be you if the genders didn’t match would the doctors even bother if a ma...
