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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
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1024 in idea barrages
1.) A re-boot of “Cow and Chicken” except with a dog called “Chicken and Woofles”. 2.) A meme called “Raul Julia Louis-Dreyfuss” where they are inserted into each others’ signature television and...
1023 in idea barrages
1.) When a monster that lives off orchestra conductors passes the baton, he REALLY passes the baton. 2.) Instincts are almost always wrong but it seems like logic’s even worse. Maybe better to go...
1022 in idea barrages
1.) When they explained how the guy who bit someone on a plane was ODing on coke and NOT a zombie, so many people were disappointed. 2.) The introspective melancholy is at Def Con Magnolia Soundt...
to the tune of Steely Dan's PEG in song parodies
hey, that guy’s sister I hear she’s into weird shit oh yeah, she’s really cute she’ll make you try things new she’ll take as good as she gives it so just pretend you love it peg, she’...
back to the future day barrage in idea barrages
1.) Funions should sponsor the hell out of science in exchange for getting the next fundamental particle named after them. 2.) I love it when youtube “celebrities” call the people that they’re tr...
so many centaurs in poetry
Centaurs! We got centaurs! We got two centaurs in a man costume. We got two centaurs discussing how My Little Pony reinforces stereotypes. We got two centaurs bullying a jockey! You guy...
1020 in idea barrages
1.) The Trojan Centaur. When they check the horse, assuming it’s full of warriors, it’s empty… then our troops come pouring out the man part. 2.) Write a book about the trope of Adam and Eve dres...
desperate measures in poetry
Start calling soccer “kick hockey”. Convince a child that tampons are “mommy’s special cigars”. Plant seeds of the absurd wherever possible. Remake key scenes from Ferris Bueller’s Day ...
1019 in idea barrages
1.) The poster seems to suggest “Stars Wars Episode 7: Maybe If We Just Put Everything Ever In It People Will Forget The Prequels”. 2.) The 2nd person to wear sunglasses, right after they were in...
1018 in idea barrages
1.) A centaur still eating oats from a bag on his face because he’s really lazy. He walks to a McDonalds drive-thru, they strap it right on him. 2.) Four centaurs in a park tossing sneakers at a ...
1017 in idea barrages
1.) A Steam game about frat boys with randomized levels called “Brocedurally Generated”. 2.) Start calling soccer “kick hockey”. Convince a child that tampons are “mommy’s special cigars”. Plant ...
1016 in idea barrages
1.) One thing that carries over from my (ancient, now) formal training in screenplay into poetry is conflating multiple real events into one narrative or image for maximum effect. It’s not someth...
car wreck with a casket truck in poetry
You always have a choice. Don’t always have a perfect choice but you always have a choice. Oh Christ, sometimes nothing’s nice you choose between two awful things but ...
postcard from a sunbeam in poetry
we’re these tangles of identities and needs for a reason to teach us we’re all each a little different we’re all kind of freaks but some never get the memo ...
1015 in idea barrages
1.) You always have a choice. You don’t always have a perfect choice but you always have a choice. 2.) We’re these tangles of identities & needs to teach us we’re all each a little different,...
sanity or just sour grapes? in poetry
This is the life you get instead of being famous. You might not think that it’s all that much but this way you’ll actually get to live it. That’s the trade-off, you get to bre...
sushi-joint iced tea in poetry
The iced tea was redolent of vanilla, reeking of vanilla, bleeding oozing vanilla but barely tasted of it at all. It was WEIRD. I spent the whole night just wondering about it wondering how ...
postcard from the Earth in poetry
Like it or not, this planet is a people zoo we’re all being judged on the tricks we can do. I don’t have many but I have a few. We don’t even jump for aliens or beg for scraps from tourist...
1014 in idea barrages
1.) Locavores only eat locally grown stuff as opposed to Locovores who only eat terrible West Coast chain fast-food. 2.) If you obsessively cover chocolate coins in a foil of gold-palladium alloy...
1013 in idea barrages
1.) Ask Your Doctor If Your Heart Is Healthy Enough To Cheer For The Mets. 2.) It’s the ones who project confidence and normalcy you gotta watch out for, they’ll pretend any monstrous thing to ke...
ode to some guy on youtube in poetry
the conspiracy video keeps droning on that the moon is an illusion and no one has ever left low-earth orbit some mad-man with a tenuous grasp of math has compiled and cross-checked the ori...
1012 in idea barrages
1.) A parody of the Ghostbusters theme about Tom Brady around the seed of the phrase “Bundchen makes him feel good!” 2.) Twitter should only be able to use that lightning-bolt for moments if they...
1010 in idea barrages
1.) If you played a “drink every time an ad says Ask Your Doctor If You’re Healthy Enough For Sex game” during the MLB playoffs, you would die. 2.) A werewolf who wants to be sexually dominated i...
109 in idea barrages
1.) Would Seuss in the style of Shakespeare be samiambic pentameter? 2.) Exaggeration via use of twitter neologisms is EVERYTHING. 3.) Next time someone says they’re coming down with a fever, tel...
108 in idea barrages
1.) Whenever I see twitter or facebook in an ad for something else, I imagine real humans negotiating ephemera like that as their jobs. 2.) The loathsomeness of the GOP presidential field was a h...
