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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
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day tripper in poetry
I think I’ll start calling myself an Indoorsman. A two or three hour hike is lovely but I’ll apply my scouting skills to making up a nice warm bed. I sometimes like to ...
like follow subscribe in poetry
I choose to imagine what it would be like if we had to file our internet unfriendings with some official branch of the government. Get a notary co-signing in on that, get a big red ...
1029 in idea barrages
1.) I think I’ll start calling myself an Indoorsman. 2.) A brand is a scar burnt into a living thing to prove that something else owns it. Why would you ever want to be a brand? 3.) The “basic bi...
immediate support provider in poetry
No, I suppose that I’m no provider right now I’m a broke-ass writer looking for his place but there’s much more there’s supposed to be to potential you and reckless m...
everything is red in poetry
If you really think about it, what’s more metal than leaf-peeping? Driving far out in the country-side. Observing the autumn. “LET’S GET IN A CAR AND GO WATCH THE LEAVES DIE! IT’S ...
1028 in idea barrages
1.) Doctor Julian Bashir just wanted to holodecks and Trill. 2.) A Halloween Prince parody “Little Dead Corvette”? 3.) What if you could convince Freddy to try and kill you with gold bars and the...
if you believe in things like time in poetry
My cousin Alan was eighteen when he died when he was murdered and I was twelve years old. I guess that I am thirty-six now if you believe in things like time. If you beli...
1027 in idea barrages
1.) The growing common usage of “squad” for “group of friends” goddamned unnerves me. Does everything gotta be a war analogy? 2.) Just like a Batman, bringing a boomerang to a gunfight and winnin...
1026 in idea barrages
1.) In this dream, I was dead and in heaven but I witnessed people ruining heaven by introducing currency. Yeah. 2.) Oh boy, another GOP candidate releasing a statement. All Aboard The Pander Exp...
1025 in idea barrages
1.) The corollary to Rule 34 is “if it exists on the internet, there is drama about it.” 2.) The first time I ever heard of Power Bar I hoped it was where superheroes went to unwind and I’ve been...
1024 in idea barrages
1.) A re-boot of “Cow and Chicken” except with a dog called “Chicken and Woofles”. 2.) A meme called “Raul Julia Louis-Dreyfuss” where they are inserted into each others’ signature television and...
1023 in idea barrages
1.) When a monster that lives off orchestra conductors passes the baton, he REALLY passes the baton. 2.) Instincts are almost always wrong but it seems like logic’s even worse. Maybe better to go...
1022 in idea barrages
1.) When they explained how the guy who bit someone on a plane was ODing on coke and NOT a zombie, so many people were disappointed. 2.) The introspective melancholy is at Def Con Magnolia Soundt...
to the tune of Steely Dan's PEG in song parodies
hey, that guy’s sister I hear she’s into weird shit oh yeah, she’s really cute she’ll make you try things new she’ll take as good as she gives it so just pretend you love it peg, she’...
back to the future day barrage in idea barrages
1.) Funions should sponsor the hell out of science in exchange for getting the next fundamental particle named after them. 2.) I love it when youtube “celebrities” call the people that they’re tr...
so many centaurs in poetry
Centaurs! We got centaurs! We got two centaurs in a man costume. We got two centaurs discussing how My Little Pony reinforces stereotypes. We got two centaurs bullying a jockey! You guy...
1020 in idea barrages
1.) The Trojan Centaur. When they check the horse, assuming it’s full of warriors, it’s empty… then our troops come pouring out the man part. 2.) Write a book about the trope of Adam and Eve dres...
desperate measures in poetry
Start calling soccer “kick hockey”. Convince a child that tampons are “mommy’s special cigars”. Plant seeds of the absurd wherever possible. Remake key scenes from Ferris Bueller’s Day ...
1019 in idea barrages
1.) The poster seems to suggest “Stars Wars Episode 7: Maybe If We Just Put Everything Ever In It People Will Forget The Prequels”. 2.) The 2nd person to wear sunglasses, right after they were in...
1018 in idea barrages
1.) A centaur still eating oats from a bag on his face because he’s really lazy. He walks to a McDonalds drive-thru, they strap it right on him. 2.) Four centaurs in a park tossing sneakers at a ...
1017 in idea barrages
1.) A Steam game about frat boys with randomized levels called “Brocedurally Generated”. 2.) Start calling soccer “kick hockey”. Convince a child that tampons are “mommy’s special cigars”. Plant ...
1016 in idea barrages
1.) One thing that carries over from my (ancient, now) formal training in screenplay into poetry is conflating multiple real events into one narrative or image for maximum effect. It’s not someth...
car wreck with a casket truck in poetry
You always have a choice. Don’t always have a perfect choice but you always have a choice. Oh Christ, sometimes nothing’s nice you choose between two awful things but ...
postcard from a sunbeam in poetry
we’re these tangles of identities and needs for a reason to teach us we’re all each a little different we’re all kind of freaks but some never get the memo ...
1015 in idea barrages
1.) You always have a choice. You don’t always have a perfect choice but you always have a choice. 2.) We’re these tangles of identities & needs to teach us we’re all each a little different,...
