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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
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5th and 6th and 7th Chances in poetry
the demons disrepair and despair have taken up their dispensation their determined divisions of our divinity our maybe-souls but brother we’re still buffeted by our lion’s shares of poetry...
to the tune of Purple Haze in song parodies
cornfield maze all in my brain the way out is not the same things looking funny and I know why excuse me while I get real high cornfield maze green and brown only thing to do in this town ...
straight up melancholy barrage in idea barrages
1.) Deep Space Nine was named after Jerry Garcia’s hands. 2.) What’s orange, rocky and plays a sick guitar? B.B. THING 3.) Inside Schrodinger’s Box is either “I have a boyfriend” or “I don’t have...
125 in idea barrages
1.) Snyder, man, Snyder, man, ruins comics like no one can… 2.) The big twist at the end of Dick Tracy was that all he really wanted was to fill in The Blank. 3.) We’re not just unbelievers, we’r...
124 in idea barrages
1.) INT is knowing Frankenstein wasn’t the monster. WIS is knowing the doctor was the monster. CHA is avoiding this reference entirely. 2.) The Christmas season is a scary story pine trees tell t...
123 in idea barrages
1.) Get a tattoo of Nightcrawler, just above your butt. Call it your Bamfstamf. 2.) On the off-chance I ever get a cash-in wine brand, it will be called “Ugly Label Wine”. The label will be AMAZI...
a hurl's best friend in poetry
Every time I see a Christmas commercial for a luxury car, I ask myself if Western Civilization was actually worth it at all. Diamond ads, even if you weren’t a scam that murders, wouldn’t t...
We teach each other lessons in what it is to be ourselves and be alive. Any meaning to life beyond that is largely moot. To allow the universe to better understand itself? To please some hair...
122 in idea barrages
1.) Even Genghis Khan knew, if you wanna build an empire, you gotta go one steppe at a time. 2.) The next step in horror meta is a movie about the cast/crew of a failed horror movie getting kille...
121 in idea barrages
1.) “Poppy,” Jeb whined to his father, “you should have named me Jed so I could piggyback on the Star Wars hype!” 2.) All these people want the world to break so some god can tell them who won an...
1130 in idea barrages
1.) Talking about mental illness after mass shootings makes sense but if we’re not also talking about cultural illness, we’re fixing nothing. 2.) What do you like or dislike about you? These are ...
stay frosty in poetry
frosty the snowman was on the run from death, this much was clear the subtext was his desperation to cram all the experiences of a life into, no pun intended, his one day in the sun trying to ...
1129 in idea barrages
1.) Maybe tomorrow’s the start of a grand new adventure. No particular idea what that would be but here’s hoping. 2.) All he had left was his foolish pride but when he found out they were just pe...
1128 in idea barrages
1.) The insistent frat boy wouldn’t take bro for an answer. 2.) I like how Smashmouth named their band after what their music makes your fist want to do. 3.) If you can’t stand the heat, get out ...
letter to a Trump supporter in poetry
first they’ll come for the Muslims but your ass won’t care you’re not Muslim you’ll even fool yourself into believing that this actually makes you safer somehow asshole then they’ll co...
1127 in idea barrages
1.) Nightmare included: bafflingly complex scratch tickets, trapped in an evil amusement park, tooth loss, broken glasses, terrorist attacks. 2.) I’m thankful for the family and close friends who...
1126 in idea barrages
1.) Water’s the universal solvent but short-term investing is the universal insolvent. 2.) Strip Thanksgiving of all the colonial mythology, go back to Lincoln’s idea of a plain day of secular th...
husk label on the outside with your name your history your credit card number your diplomas family tree whatever all that’s still there all your signifiers sound as the pound the whole worl...
1125 in idea barrages
1.) That “I am Spartacus!” scene would’ve been a lot more interesting if his name had been John Jacob Jingleheimerschmidt. 2.) H.R. HUFFINGSTUFF was the ill-conceived children’s show of Sid and N...
1124 in idea barrages
1.) A common schoolgirl prank for mermaids was, of course, the dry willie. 2.) Were football invented today, we’d get 3 plays into the 1st game before everyone was sued into oblivion. Not sure th...
1123 in idea barrages
1.) I’d never considered Frosty The Snowman as the story of a creature near death trying to pack in experience like Roy Baty in BLADERUNNER. 2.) People scoffing “oh the Ewoks were just cute thing...
to the tune of Danke Schoen in song parodies
dorky chain… wallet… dorky chain drive-wallet of Limp Bizkit fame or Nickelback, maybe the ones to blame super tame, ultra-lame, dorky chain dorky chain… wallet… dorky chai...
1122 in idea barrages
1.) Who’s jolly? he said and laughed in that special way, who’s jolly, he said then went “ho ho ho”. 2.) All I want is a giantess who’ll laugh at my jokes & tell me I’m handsome but all I nee...
to the tune of MOTHER AND CHILD REUNION in song parodies
no I would not give you false hope on this soup and sandwich day but the mayo and bread reunion is just an emulsion away, oh little foodstuff of mine I can’t for the life of me ...
1121 in idea barrages
1.) Your Tinder picture is Sting in DUNE. Your reality is Baron Harkonen in DUNE. Welcome to the nerdiest tweet ever. 2.) That’s high-grade endo in Santa’s pipe. That’s how he dilates time to get...
