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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
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112 in idea barrages
1.) The horses don’t believe in me but they’ve always been naysayers. 2.) It is almost impossible to believe David Bowie’s dead. It has to be a hoax. I’ve seen that man fend off a hurricane. 3.) ...
not my finest barrage in idea barrages
1.) If I had a mortal enemy frozen in carbonite, I’d sure as hell draw on his face with markers and stuff. 2.) The best thing about being a tv/film burnout is not having to pretend to give a damn...
110 in idea barrages
1.) If Rey turns out to be Luke’s kid, does that mean when she was piloting the Falcon she was in Uncle Han’s Cabin? 2.) Yosemite Sam, at customs at the airport, saying “I do declare!” so many ti...
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1.) I’m sure there are Esperanto rappers somewhere but are there any GOOD ones? 2.) “Oh we had YA when I was a kid, back then we called it Comic Books” is the most Old Man thought I’ve ever had. ...
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1.) They’re rebooting “Moon Knight” AGAIN again? Marvel, baby, you gotta know when to let go. He ain’t happening. 2.) Hipsters only eat Normal Ranch Doritos from before it was Cool. 3.) If only L...
must be somebody's maybe in poetry
how many pop songs would have totally different meanings if you transposed “maybe” and “baby” in every single hit? the line between tame romance and disturbing ambiguity is actually that r...
17 in idea barrages
1.) 2000 Flushes needs to sell a slightly larger product, shaped like a rectangular monolith, named 2001 Flushes. 2.) Christopher Robin’s brief period as a beat poet is best known for his perform...
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1.) The trick is to wait until March or April to go to the gym twice then give up so no one treats you like a January-Only. 2.) It’s weird. It’s right there that it’s about a well-regulated milit...
with grace in poetry
Believe in anything you can’t prove too much and pretty soon you’re a hammer and everything that disagrees is a nail. Don’t believe too much. Sympathy is easy but it doesn’t last lon...
15 in idea barrages
1.) “Life Is A Highway” is a fun song but it’s probably hell to play it 230 gigs a year. 2.) Actually, Admiral Akbar was a lot like Luke, he himself rose from the station of simple oyster farmer....
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1.) Believe in anything you can’t prove too much and pretty soon, you’re a hammer & everything that disagrees is a nail. Don’t believe too much. 2.) Barney from the Flintstones’ reckless yout...
life between war-times in poetry
if you wait at the ever-ready for a crisis with every single breath I guess you’ll get one eventually you’ll also have ruined your life while you girded up against dea...
they salted the roads to hell and back yesterday to collect New Years holiday double-time pay if you roll a pretzel on the New York Thruway you could bring it up ful...
13 in idea barrages
1.) Online frustration leads to furrowed browsers. 2.) If only Roddy Piper was still alive, I could tell him to rap under the name “Ghostface Kilter”. It would’a been rad. 3.) Sometimes you gotta...
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1.) Happy New Year. This year I’mma try to stop holding myself back so much, let myself go for the good stuff instead of sitting around in doubt. That’s my resolution thing and I hope it works. I...
Most professional training begins with an entrance exam but for an OB-Gyn, it ends with one. Yet the path to being a toll booth operator begins with an exit interview. The E...
11 in idea barrages
1.) Law and Order: Special Victuals Unit would only investigate food crimes. Guy Fieri would be like the Kingpin. 2.) In 2016, I’ll stop expecting someone or something other than myself to save m...
the x-factor in poetry
the difference between the exceptional and the plain old exceptions is subtle and will be at best born out over time if at all so take these socially-constructed false dichotomies...
make America great for once in poetry
The nine scariest words in the English language are “I’m from a corporation and I’m here to help” to use the language of the enemy. Let’s shrink the power of corporate America so sma...
1231 in idea barrages
1.) Jokey Smurf is suspected of the terrorist bombing of Papa Smurf with an improvised celebratory device. Mr. Smurf remains at tiny. 2.) Star Wars The Force Awakens except with 90s alt-rocker Po...
1230 in idea barrages
1.) If the theme of your prom is anti-hipster, pin flowers made out of bread to your dates, call them Gluteneers. 2.) I’m just a “Mystery Science Theatre 3000 and Chill” man in a “Netflix and Chi...
panic attack progression in poetry
I will not be ruled by fear. When I am I’m one-tenth of myself. I’ll be ruled by joy even if there are those who’d get more joy of their own from my fear. And I deserve better t...
1229 in idea barrages
1.) If a Stormtrooper landed on a bed of peanut noodles, it’d be a Pad Thai TIE pad. 2.) If the warm-up to your set is someone shooting ping-pong balls out of their ass or vadge, that’s an openin...
the tall girl in poetry
introduce me to the tall girls give my number to the tall girls make me sound awesome to the tall girls I’m too cowardly to do it myself I’ve never dated the tall girls sometimes I’m too ...
1228 in idea barrages
1.) The difference between the exceptional and the plain ol’ exceptions is subtle and will be at best born out over time, if at all. 2.) Dear England, please stop pretending to pronounce “Zebra” ...
