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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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1.) Apparently “wicking your coil” is a vaping term and not like a sex thing? Thanks weird youtube autoplay. Youtube’s teaching me all kinds of stuff about vaping. It seems smoking a fake cigaret...
our daily bread in poetry
there are a number of similarities between Jesus of Nazareth, messiah of the Christian faith and Poppin’ Fresh, the Pillsbury Doughboy far more than the fact that they’...
326 in idea barrages
1.) If there’s moral, immoral and amoral, are there mature, immature and amature? Can we all be amature? 2.) I want at least two “Or Lando, Florida” jokes when they expand the Star Wars section a...
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1.) There should be a lawyer in Mortal Kombat who wins on TECHNICALITY! 2.) Yeah, performers are insecure but everyone’s insecure, performers are just the ones who wrestle with it publicly, messe...
a basement on the hill in poetry
somewhere edges of eggs are crisping the dim blue light of dawn the beginnings of birdsong somewhere this tableau is relief somewhere this picture shows release not so much for me been u...
this is what it looks like equipped with a necessary but esoteric skill-set this is what it looks like overwhelmed with the prerequisite anxiety and stress this is what it looks like when ...
324 in idea barrages
1.) In the end, if they were gonna vote for the twit who starred in BEDTIME FOR BONZO, yes, they’ll vote for the “You’re Fired” guy. 2.) Just once I want a city or state’s pitch to draw in filmma...
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1.) Monks communicate online via Snapchant. 2.) The idea of the US and Cuba “normalizing relations” is funny because there is no way to normalize anyone I’m related to. 3.) Man walks into a bar. ...
322 in idea barrages
1.) The hope is Trump tries to announce Billy Fuccillo as his Vice President then breaks down laughing, admitting it was all a gag. 2.) Everyone’s afraid of a robot uprising, I’d be a lot more af...
#badmottosforstates in idea barrages
1.) Idaho: We Are Not Actually A Ho 2.) Rhode Island: Neither in Rhodes Nor An Island Actually A Legume 3.) Utah: A Vacation Wonderland, Bring The Wives And Kids 4.) New Jersey: Interesting Pl...
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1.) The proper response to “Scott Baio endorses Donald Trump” is “I honestly thought Scott Baio died like five years ago.” 2.) MOVIE FLUB: some characters in COMMANDO appear to be wearing underwe...
distant aftershocks in poetry
I hope that you are doing well but I don’t need to know if that state is actually the case I hope you’re finding what you need you couldn’t get from me but I don’t need to accidentally see ...
empty calories in poetry
Sometimes a “bad” thing isn’t even bad, it’s just that too much crowds out the good things. “Bad” things like empty calories or solitude. It’s not too much starch or fat it’s that when you’...
how to die with style in poetry
if I magically knew when and how I was going to die but couldn’t do anything to change it I’d make sure to leave as many fake clues as I could that it was a conspiratorial assassination by ...
the things you think you are beautiful in spite of are the things that actually make you beautiful the things that are distinctive the things that make people stare are also the reasons why ...
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1.) They couldn’t fight off two eagles at once so they drugged the first to make it easier to kill two birds with one stoned. 2.) Watch a movie from the 40s or 50s and loudly comment whenever men...
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1.) The things that you think you are beautiful in spite of are the things that actually make you beautiful. 2.) There is a direct correlation between childhood exposure to “The Charlie Brown Chr...
twenty-gauge blues in poetry
we think our world ruled by destiny worship a god who got hung on a tree everyone goes to nashville with a banjo on their knee then come back in a year or three elliott smith was murdered ...
if it kills me in poetry
catty-corner from Penn Station is a fine fine all night restaurant called the Tick Tock Diner last time I was in New York I sat there for five hours watched the sunri...
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1.) The best way to convince others that you are deep and cryptic, of course, is to have no idea what you mean yourself. 2.) To be a metamorph is a solid super power, to be a mediamorph, less so....
neon and silver in poetry
I used to believe in things like silver linings I used to believe in things like me and you at night in my dreams it’s always New York City even if changing that were something I could do I w...
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1.) Bees are divided into queens and everyone else, the hives and the hive-nots. 2.) It’s not so much that I have a thing for city girls, it’s more that country girls aren’t into my non-rural ski...
patrons with bottles of patron in poetry
searching for Medici looking for a patron saint to protect us from the hustle’s taint someone to write a few nice things about every few months when they remember to care go back to New York...
your princess is another hassle in poetry
to Mario the savior of the land only finding the toadstool man was a bitter disappointment but to the toadstool man it was everything for a weary plumber just another pipe to take ...
halfway through the ides barrage in idea barrages
1.) Which do you think Harrison Ford put less energy into: the Bladerunner ADR work or the Star Wars Holiday Special? 2.) Someone either write a movie about a thinly-veiled Jake Lloyd growing up ...
