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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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517 in idea barrages
1.) We need a button that erases Youtube entirely just in case we ever meet an advanced alien race of sentient Mentos mints. 2.) Sometimes, when you see a baby, you have to suppress the urge to y...
you are el in poetry
you are laminations you are liminal you are luminous you are lamentations you are libations you are love you are illustrated you are elevated you are limitless you are a discret...
516 in idea barrages
1.) A post-apocalyptic vision of the human race overrun by Pillsbury Doughboys called THE WALKING BREAD. 2.) The way 2016 is taking away all the awesome famous people in a manner that makes me re...
to the tune of TEENAGE WASTELAND in song parodies
out there on the courts werewolf playing sports there is fur underneath those tube socks was Jason Bateman in the second one in the first film, Michael J Fox not tall for b...
putting on airs in poetry
no mere material inheritor she was rather an heiress to Eris goddess of strife and discord it was what we loved her for she was an heiress to strife and discor...
to the tune of COLD TURKEY in song parodies
tried to eat vegan tried it for fun told to try fake meat soy beans on bun my stomach is churning colon is clenched like I ate a brick wall like I ...
placeholder in poetry
as for this barrage its of dribs and drabs its of bibs and bobs it is no scripture but a scrapture no catch-all just a capture I can only pick...
anxious weather in poetry
when it passes by it passes like rain worms rising from gravel as heartache and pain and after we’ve dried out with sunshine for days ...
a wagon so long it circles itself in poetry
we’re no mere blasphemers we are blasphenominal you’re not just gender-non-comforming you are glambiguous in expression in identity and in volume we are the hot hot heathens these are n...
take deep breaths in poetry
consider all the shame consider all the blame it’s the same game don’t do it for the gloss don’t do it for the boss they exact the same cost your blood your life your love the iron fist or...
515 in idea barrages
1.) The scientific name for the bigfoot is Awesomelopithecus. 2.) The world is awful, full of hate & oppression, but if we hang in there we’ll get to see this Bruce Banner & Peter Parker ...
the return menace in life stuff and misc.
Really, even if the prequels had been good movies, they still would’ve undermined the sense of mystery and wonder we were supposed to share with Luke as he was introduced to that larger world of ...
finally, a decent barrage again in idea barrages
1.) “It’s a celebration,” he said, “we’re drinking the good stuff tonight… SEVEN-buck Chuck.” 2.) Introducing characters in an Arrow/Supergirl crossover would be a hoot. “Olsen? Merlyn. Merlyn? O...
513 in idea barrages
1.) Incessantly confuse Benedict Cumberbatch and Crash Bandicoot for maximum nerd-culture coverage. 2.) This barrage of dribs and drabs, bibs and bobs, not a scripture but a scrapture, not a catc...
512 in idea barrages
1.) Laying claim to a spirit animal feels like cultural appropriation so let’s all just agree to have animal instead. The muppet Animal. 2.) The terrifyingly addled feeling I had yesterday has fa...
511 in idea barrages
1.) I’m just gonna name my ulcer “The Mets Middle Relievers”. 2.) Naming your child Hospital then grooming said child for military service is a long play on a joke but it is totally worth it. 3.)...
510 in idea barrages
1.) Going through the toy cut-out bins after Phantom Menace, he thought “Watto Watto everywhere but thank God no damn Binks”. 2.) “Tofurkey… has put me… off my lunch” is a good start to a John Le...
59 in idea barrages
1.) Eventually the multiplex had to fire the projectionist for blaming all his mistakes on others. 2.) If your whole group of friends intend to go to the gym for leg exercise, are those quad goal...
lincoln avenue address in poetry
I believe in the weird arts I believe in punk rock indie film bit parts I believe in burlesque secular street preachers I believe in mandolins accordions and...
58 in idea barrages
1.) “Nuthin’ But Darjeeling” would be the worst tea-based rap parody ever. 2.) Sometimes feel like Forrest Gump stumbling through history not through disability rather through neurosis & know...
57 in idea barrages
1.) Selling bread in India to benefit charity is totally naan-profit. 2.) A horse traveling back in time to give himself the idea to build a time machine is a stable time loop. 3.) A hipster preg...
cardiff giant in poetry
(okay, it’s more of a metal song than a poem but the idea of writing a metal song about the Cardiff Giant hoax in the 1800s tickled my fancy so, ah, there we are) will the man who’s made of stone...
56 in idea barrages
1.) Eventually deconstruction was hollowed out, lost the mission to learn why, became a way to repackage the same old crap while feeling clever. 2.) I want to paint Ollie’s Serestro flea collar y...
panic attack haiku in poetry
reverse of reserves a reserve of reverses past empty, worsens
not quite a thousand words in poetry
in the universe where you went back in time you tried to prevent World War Two by propping up Hitler’s art career he supplanted Bob Ross on the Joy of Painting some other messed-up ...
