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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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71 in idea barrages
1.) I understand that Ariana Grande is some kind of… pop singer?… but I choose to believe it is actually a drink at Starbucks. 2.) When our culture is dead and buried “Content continues below adv...
end of june barrage in idea barrages
1.) The 3rd Three Ninjas movie should’ve had MC Hammer play the villain and should’ve been called “Three Ninjas Three: Three Legit Three Quit”. 2.) Discovery Health should do a reality show about...
the sky opening in poetry
when it’s raining there is peace when it’s raining there is simply less they can ask you to do when it’s raining you just hunker down inside for a while secure in the knowledge that expect...
we are perpetual emotion machines churning out love drama and fear for as long as we’re breathing for as long as we’re here we’re not born with souls but we’re ...
goddamn you vampires in poetry
you can’t stop violence with even more violence any more than you can stop ignorance with even more ignorance or darkness with more dark or water with more water or blood with more blood ...
run on (for a long time) in poetry
poems are songs, songs are poems, everything is everything else, we just use words as an organizing shorthand to make things move faster, never misconstrue that speed for accuracy, w...
what we leave behind in poetry
the ability to pause and consider your sadness to lie back and sink into the depths of your ennui that in and of itself is a kind of privilege many don’t have some ...
628 in idea barrages
1.) You can’t stop violence with more violence any more than you can stop ignorance with more ignorance or darkness with more dark. In the end, the opposite of war is civilization. Even “good” ca...
the places where it does not rain in poetry
did you ever make it out to boron, california? just a dusty little crossroads between Vegas and L.A. but there’s some two thousand people whose ancestors ended up there in the middle of two...
627 in idea barrages
1.) The only upside to this election cycle is watching libertarians and Ivy League conservatives admit that all the GOP has left is race-hate. 2.) The Marcy Playground parody in my head with the ...
626 in idea barrages
1.) Half the population of Earth is confirmed to be in the cast of SPIDER-MAN HOMECOMING. You might be signed and not even know it. 2.) The best name for a stripper of Middle Eastern descent woul...
desperadoes under the eaves in poetry
at the corner of Sunset and Gower at the eastern edge of Hollywood in the depths of dark Los Angeles there was a place they called “Gower Gulch” where in the twenties and thirties they had t...
warning label in poetry
exclusions may apply applications may exude implications may exclude you from me me from you occlusions included conclusions deluded incisive protrusion for me and for you for new and for ...
the clone wars in poetry
yeah I fought in the Clone Wars, Luke yeah I lived in L.A. for a while yeah I burned all my bridges along with three Death Stars but I made my mistakes in style yeah I lived in New York for...
slim pickings barrage in idea barrages
1.) BREXIT is a reminder that, yes, ANYBODY BUT TRUMP because idiots WILL vote against their own self interest out of racism. 2.) If Dora REALLY wanted Swiper to stop swiping, she’d start calling...
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1.) If it ain’t crucibroke, don’t crucifix it. 2.) Your MTV cartoon/Italian giallo horror film mash-up will be called Daria Argento. 3.) A parody of the Fiona Apple song “Criminal” about sublimin...
tune of Soul 2 Squeeze in song parodies
my bard got a disease sometimes from his two eyes he bleeds foul wizardry it seems or was it stings from gi-ant bees? all the orcs run from me they heard the dying ...
respectable in poetry
I’d rather be humane than respectable rather be involved than respectable rather do good than be respectable respectability’s overrated decorum sounds great in principle but it quickl...
the american blues in poetry
America is a bottle of acetaminophen with a big label stating as such that also says on the top of the cap “contains acetaminophen”. America is a place where you ...
you get to choose in poetry
difference is not a chance to judge and feel superior it is an opportunity to learn and become more humane don’t screw it up outrageous fortune is giving you opportunites to grow your...
underneath it all in poetry
Underneath your face, you’re just a skeleton in disguise. Underneath your face, you’re just a skull with no eyes. Underneath your face, your bones are wise. Underneath your face, you’re just a ...
worst barrage lately in idea barrages
1.) You know what’s fun to say but boring as a concept? Coldplay Cosplay. 2.) Survivors of the apocalypse battle rampaging hoards of Pillsbury Doughboys in THE WALKING BREAD. 3.) When you start w...
622 in idea barrages
1.) Love is a yearning disability. 2.) Your minimalist post-rock band is good but not good enough. Close but no Sigur Ros. 3.) Did you post your solstice rituals up on SnapChant? 4.) Start naming...
621 in idea barrages
1.) Fossil examples of the Michaelceratops are often confused with those of the Jesseeisenbergadon. 2.) “PewDiePie” is actually Swedish for “Forced And Annoying”. 3.) The most successful Scandina...
a scant barrage in idea barrages
1.) A down on-his-luck Scott Baio has to move in with the only person who will take him back, his furry brother, in BRONIE LOVES CHACHI. 2.) The plot to ANT-MAN was a series of microaggressions. ...
