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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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openmindedness is not an inherent trait it’s like a muscle you have to work out or else it atrophies you have to keep going out there into new situations and new places with new groups o...
san diego area code barrage in idea barrages
1.) If your character literally has to state “This party’s crazy!” in a film trailer, you have failed at your job. Please stop making things. 2.) I’m disappointed to discover that the “Don’t Mess...
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1.) Only now, this late in the game, have I realized how eerily similar looking Meatloaf and Quentin Tarantino are. 2.) If you can manage to defeat Oprah in a two-player Dr. Mario match, it is im...
617 in idea barrages
1.) I try to write jokes, poems, revise old things but another night I am up in the bleary hours, doing nothing but grieving the gunslaughtered. 2.) When you gain the power to shapeshift and use ...
marvel universe day barrage in idea barrages
1.) Do you know Maguffins, man/Maguffins, man/Maguffins, man/Do you know Maguffins, man/they make plots go as planned 2.) The cat will spend hours outside stalking a chipmunk but if there’s a mou...
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1.) I am livid with this country this culture with the excuses livid with the whole goddamn thing. Cowboy fairytales are put above our lives. 2.) Using Velveeta in your fondue is a fondon’t. 3.) ...
storm over Florida in poetry
there was a storm over Florida that night when he was shot when I was a kid two-thirds of a lifetime ago at this point my parents woke me up I was twelve it was the beginning of summer br...
614 in idea barrages
1.) When even hope has been exhausted, love can rise up and take back the day. Love is the closest thing we have to the miraculous. 2.) Twitter is a place where you go to tell thousands of total ...
613 in idea barrages
1.) Basically, the premise of Tarzan is that to be the best at being from Africa, you have to start off white. Jesus Christ. 2.) America is a bottle of acetaminophen with a big label stating as s...
tune of Der Fuerhrer's Face in song parodies
when The Donald says he’s gonna build a wall we kick kick the Donald in the balls when The Donald has his minions get in brawls we kick kick the Donald in the balls wh...
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1.) The scorches by the pinwheels at the firework display are better known as groundshow marks. 2.) When checking baseball scores if there’s soccer scores too, I love how Argentina is shortened t...
first decent barrage in a while in idea barrages
1.) I wanted the subtitle to be “Passion Of The Christ 2: Rise Of The Silver Surfer”. 2.) In lighter news, watching Paul Ryan (a monster but a smart monster) have to pretend Trump isn’t an idiot ...
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1.) A fanfiction where House M.D. is a time-traveling wizard who goes back to the start of Hogwarts and founds House House. 2.) A country and western fundraiser for Trump’s campaign would be a ha...
the perfection of mistakes in poetry
You gotta be crazy enough to see the world differently but sane enough to report your findings cogently back to the normies. but it’s a balance. Just as evolution is genetic glitches acci...
two related points in poetry
remember from the beginning it’s not that moths are attracted to the sight of flames in flight it’s that they’re terrifyingly confused they just keep ramming into the light remem...
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1.) You gotta be crazy enough to see the world differently but sane enough to report your findings cogently back to the normies. It’s a balance. 2.) It’s like America was a sitcom that was strong...
good news everyone in poetry
the world isn’t ending but we are the world isn’t ending there will be a few billion years before the Earth is swallowed up in the sun’s menopausal expansion into a red giant star and ...
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1.) I wonder if anyone ever just said to Idi Amin “EDIE?! THAT’S A GIRL’S NAME!” as the weirdest suicide-by-cop ever. 2.) The problem with listening to experimental music on youtube is you never ...
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1.) America is the kind of place where if you are rich enough and psychotically-delusional enough, you can do anything. 2.) Oh, conservative trolls, you think you’re so “edgy” for dead-naming Muh...
anybody but trump in poetry
Seriously yes anyone but Trump. The idea that letting him win would be for the best because he’d make things worse but it would cause us all to rise up, take back our country fr...
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1.) I am so out of it today and am trying to disconnect for a little chunk of the day to get my head back together, forgive me. This set of nightmares was about time traveling back through the hi...
sometimes we get faded sometimes we end up fated sometimes we get so hungry sometimes we’re even sated sometimes we’re alive sometimes we manage to thrive and sometimes once in a blue moon ...
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1.) In the end, we’re all baby Superman, rocketing away from the dead alien world called the past. 2.) I am the only person who’d enjoy a remake of MAX DUGGAN RETURNS except with Max Patkin The C...
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1.) Working in a convenience store is counter-intuitive. 2.) I demand that Wheat Thins ads star a stop-motion Wheat Thin creature voiced by Wil Wheaton named “Wil Wheatthins”. 3.) 83% of all face...
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1.) They only added “under God” to the pledge long after the fact. “And The American Way” to Truth and Justice, the same. All ex post facto. 2.) Basically I’m hoping the next two or so months are...
