to the tune of LITTLE DRUMMER BOY in song parodies

bummed, they want to be, they want to be bummed
emo bands, they must see, they want to be bummed
their darkest clothes, they’ll wear, they want to be bummed
and jet-black greasy hair, they want to be bummed
want to be bummed, want to be bummed
so misunderstood, they want to be bummed
at least some

do covers perchance, they want to be bummed
some Chemical Romance, they want to be bummed
be Joy Division-y, they want to be bummed
or sing like Morrissey, they want to be bummed
want to be bummed, want to be bummed
or just sadly croon, they want to be bummed
just be real glum

I don’t know why, they want to be bummed
is it a brain disease, they want to be bummed
they won’t go to doctors, they want to be bummed
but they all want The Cure, they want to be bummed
want to be bummed, want to be bummed
they won’t sing along, they want to be bummed
they will just hum