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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
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agnostic prayer in poetry
on some dank greyhound bus by the grace of minor gods we’re gonna overshoot our coverage we’re gonna beat the odds we might end up scarred and spotted we might end up gray of hair we might ...
1213 in idea barrages
1.) A parody of “All The Young Dudes” about Gary Gnu? 2.) Name your cat “Mister Velvet Ears”. 3.) The only thing worse than idiots not knowing they’re idiots are people who are smart at one thing...
1212 in idea barrages
1.) Buy a lot next to a brothel and start a service called Validated Porking. 2.) CANCHA SEE, CANCHA SEE, HOW THAT WOLFMAN BEEN CHEWIN’ ON ME 3.) SHOT THROUGH THE HEAD AND BILL’S TO BLAME, WILLIA...
1211 in idea barrages
1.) If you’re a rodeo clown and you don’t call yourself “Silly The Kid”, you aren’t worth a damn. 2.) Whenever I see Entenmann’s Donuts, I imagine the trucks being driven by giant tree creatures....
1210 in idea barrages
1.) WHOA, Sim City, bam a lam/WHOA, Sim City, bam a lam/Sim City, built a town, bam a lam/the damn thing burned down, bam a lam 2.) FASTER, JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS, WOUND, WOUND 3.) I felt three ...
normal barrage in idea barrages
1.) If you need to name a Gorgon, name it Zola, unless you think that’s too cheesy. 2.) Your depressed superhero with camouflage powers will be called The Invisigoth. 3.) If Sonic steals Tails’ s...
to the tune of GNR's Patience in song parodies
Shed a tear in my old test tubes The process takes a while I think about my monster every day now Was a time when he was alive But the town set him on fire I’ll just resurrect him with new par...
tune of Fat Bottomed Girls in song parodies
Oh gonna take a pleasure cruise Oh ten miles in the ocean blue Oh gonna look at the sealife Glass bottom boats, you let me watch the fish swim ‘round The ship was booked from one to four...
the treachery of images in poetry
here we are, you and me living in the bad universe on the wrong side of history lost in someone else’s memory the hum of the fluorescent lights bleed out a queasy faded green not b...
attempt at a poem en francais in poetry
garde-a-vous pour moi et vous garde-a-vous… gardez l’eau a tout la monde, une piscine blue la terre est vieux, quelle age a-tu? la terre est chaud, le mer sans fin ce n’est pas nouvelle c’e...
128 in idea barrages
1.) Facebook pumped an ad into my feed “Most Anticipated Facebook Game 2016”. But… no facebook game has ever been anticipated. 2.) Issuing a Lake Effect Storm Watch in northern New York state in ...
127 in idea barrages
1.) Our age is defined by struggle against those who’d fake up systems of thought to justify cruelty & selfishness in an interconnected world. No one should go hungry sick or uneducated, we’v...
#trumpcabinetbands in idea barrages
1.) Crystalnacht Castles 2.) The Go-Goebbels 3.) The Zac Brownshirts Band 4.) Vichy Lawrence 5.) She And Himmler 6.) Reichstag Fire 7.) Blue Oyster Klan 8.) The Bungles
to the tune of LITTLE DRUMMER BOY in song parodies
bummed, they want to be, they want to be bummed emo bands, they must see, they want to be bummed their darkest clothes, they’ll wear, they want to be bummed and jet-black gre...
the end of fandom in poetry
Babe Ruth had no trouble cranking out those big hits Babe Ruth had a harder time in battles with syphilis Albert Einstein saw how stars and all the atoms fit Albert Einstein also fucked an...
126 in idea barrages
1.) The hum of the fluorescent lights bleed out queasy faded green, not because they forget the words but because they hate what the words mean. 2.) Forgiveness and blame are the easy plays, cont...
125 in idea barrages
1.) Organized faith & dictators go hand in hand because you set folk up w/ crazy promises then rile ‘em up when it fails & they’re desperate. 2.) Twitter is telling me that I should follo...
124 in idea barrages
1.) Ain’t nothing gonna damn us more or better than the giddiness of imagined purity. Pragmatism was the arrow pointing toward tomorrow, once. 2.) Parody ideas: Emo Christmas “Little Bummer Boy”,...
the mysteries in poetry
remember as you wander wondering at the stars you’re not watching where they are you’re observing in the place those fireballs used to be back when they set those photons free ten million s...
123 in idea barrages
1.) Roleplay as an adventurer with an anxiety disorder in WIZARDS AND WORRIERS. 2.) What word do we use to describe a state of similarity to Morrissey? Morrisseyey? Morrissish? Moorish? 3.) I wan...
let your floodlights shine in poetry
our argent angels failing fast silver tongues on wings of wax waves of steel push ocean glass headstart bles’t or lagging last all psychopomp and circumstance squeeze the sham...
122 in idea barrages
1.) Don’t just be great. Be blasphemnomonial. 2.) Saturnalia’s the real reason for the season. 3.) They give you conspiracy theories to distract you from the straightforward obviousness of their ...
mother tiresias jump the gun in poetry
rich men know the awful truth that rich men don’t have to win they just have to keep it close enough to steal the day with a deniability that is plausitive then let the cowards that enjoy ...
I Live Like I Drive in poetry
I live like I drive a car if you get me on the road with a clear destination I am pretty much the best I can read a map book faster than you can fumble the words into your GPS just above th...
bloodblister in poetry
had the dream with the stick-pins from high school shop class again thirty million strong of them driven into every inch of my skin picking them out bloody and thick with the fingernails I d...
