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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
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the sun and the moon in poetry
the sun fickle lover burning us then returning tomorrow to burn us again the moon pining for us to soothe us back right then like assholes we leave at the end of the night
the time of the e-star in poetry
after the apocalypse after the lightning war maybe they’ll partly remember this time of year as if through a glass dark maybe they’ll call it the E-Star the one day giant rabbits ...
what if I had lived in poetry
scarier than this being the bad timeline that one where everything went wrong is the idea of this actual being the least-bad one where things went the least wrong that this here is ...
413 in idea barrages
1.) I’m basically water, coming up to the shape and level of the vessel I’m poured into, for better, for worse. Dunno if everyone is but I am. 2.) Why am I awake? Why, am I awake? Why am I, awake...
412 in idea barrages
1.) I’m just saying, if it were “Danzig With The Stars” I might actually watch it. 2.) If Hershey’s ever got into a tax scandal, I bet they could tell the FBI “There’s no accounting for taste!” a...
411 in idea barrages
1.) Some people do their best to help the environment because it’s the right thing, others are just being ego-friendly. 2.) Tebow’s a strong man, he’ll hit homers against green kids with one pitc...
410 in idea barrages
1.) Orange juice never did well in school, the teacher was always yelling “CONCENTRATE!” 2.) G.I. Joe Villain Names That Would Work Equally Well For A Dominatrix: Baroness, Dr. Mindbender, Cobra ...
49 in idea barrages
1.) In the end, explosions and dead bodies are ratings and media of all ideological stripes will always root for more money. 2.) The sun like a fickle lover, burning us and then again coming back...
48 in idea barrages
1.) If you don’t like the same generic ABC sitcom with just the ethnicity changed, don’t worry, there’ll be another in a half hour. 2.) I try to be news-informed but, Christ, Syria is so horrifyi...
47 in idea barrages
1.) Trouble is just like toilet paper, whether we wanna admit it or not, we all go through it sometimes. 2.) I occasionally call Ollie “Doggie-Doggie Panic” but I fear he is ignorant to the devel...
46 in idea barrages
1.) When we let “career politician” be an insult instead of a compliment, this is what we get. Career politicians are less corrupt than people who move between business and public service because...
45 in idea barrages
1.) I sure hope that the Billy Mays biopic will be called AMAYSING. Also, if you need a lead, I can grow a thick beard. 2.) There is a term for giving a billion in tax dollars to a rich man for a...
to the tune of REELIN' IN THE YEARS in song parodies
you’re getting calls from Navient getting calls from Sallie Mae you’re getting calls from CitiBank there’s no way that you could pay you couldn’t afford a diamond if it only cost a buck ...
a case of the maybes in poetry
maybe what separates you from the “Great Men” is not genius or hard work but rather that you’re not a totally-selfish jerk and you refuse to consciously exploit people you’re not prepar...
living with war in poetry
few things put me more at war with the divided forces within my nature than when I find myself attracted to a woman who also happens to be a cop on the one hand a person w...
in some ways “attempted murder” is even worse than “murder” because not only are you still in jail but you’re also a failure I bet that at the prison cafeterias you have to sit at th...
Literally any product could be marketed under the name “I Can Believe This Is Not Butter” Even butter, if it is of a low enough quality “Home Depot 2-by-4s: I Can Believe These Are Not Butter” ...
before social networking you used to lose touch with people from the past parts of your life unless you really really tried Christmas cards and reunions phone trees and newspaper clippi...
rage against the rage in poetry
Back before everything became so dire before there were actual Nazis in charge to fight it would’ve been fun to all dress up in robot costumes and pretend to protest outside of a Rage Again...
404 in idea barrages
1.) Cockrings are anti-climactic. 2.) They found The Beast bloated, lying on the floor, belching. “Where is Beauty?” they screamed. “Don’t you know Beauty is on the inside?” 3.) A classier name f...
43 in idea barrages
1.) The greatest Scandinavian baseball player was of course Whitey Fjord. 2.) The greatest Discordian baseball player was of course Whitey Fnord. 3.) The Dominos Army was unstoppable until the pi...
42 in idea barrages
1.) If you have to tell someone else who or what they are so that you can reinforce your own fragile worldview? That’s on you, not them. 2.) Few things put me more at war with the divided forces ...
a particularly good barrage in idea barrages
1.) I’m not “limited edition”, I’m weird. 2.) If you’re even in a fight with a kleptomaniac, yell “take that!” and it will confuse the hell out of them. 3.) I like to believe that just before Ear...
march capstone in idea barrages
1.) Your album of Dylan covers in the voice of Freddy Kreuger will be called “Exile On Elm Street”. 2.) If nothing else, this drives a stake into the heart of that myth that “businessmen would go...
to the tune of DON'T BRING ME DOWN in song parodies
you spent ten million on that suit that you got you know that crim’nals are a cowardly lot go punch a clown, na-na na-na na-na you dress like a bat, there’s just one use for that, g...
