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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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may 23 in idea barrages
1.) The machine would give you the soda, then you’d push a button, then you’d put in the money. The machine was out of order. 2.) After he blurted that he stored his wang in a parallel dimension ...
catching up barrage in idea barrages
1.) Only the most confident mohel has the guts to yell “FORE…” as if he’s playing golf and then mutter “…skin” afterwards. 2.) When they ask you what you were like when you were young tell them “...
your truth for the evening in poetry
first to open up tonight, we’re gonna lay down some truth here it is gonna be truth time we are gonna parcel out some truth we are gonna have a truth party! I am gonna metaphorically drop tr...
may19 in idea barrages
1.) All in all, I feel like Yakov Smirnoff wished on a cursed monkey’s paw “Make me relevant again!” and then this all happened. 2.) A bunch of D&D characters sitting down together in a quiet...
say hello to heaven in poetry
the heroes are all dying now and all of the villains too the fate of whatever is next as scary as this must sound comes down to me and you if we act and how we choose tacking my sail...
The remix is samsara’s next step after deconstruction’s ego-death. You can’t make anything new but you can make anything. It’s all been done and you can do it too. First we see h...
the perfect is the enemy of the good in poetry
the perfect is the enemy of the good the perfect is the enemy of the good they say that the perfect is the enemy of the good and they’re right in that every swing for the purest of the pure ...
may18 in idea barrages
1.) Whenever I see Mark Wahlberg in a “cute” commercial, I wanna retch. He once blinded a man just for being Vietnamese, for Christ’s sake. 2.) The bad news is, this story will move forward after...
to the tune of LEGS in idea barrages
she don’t got legs, she’s some kind of fish-thing oh how she begs, with hopin’ and wishing she wants legs, made of human meat all the way down to, oh, what is the word, feet? her dad forbade…...
to the tune of HOUND DOG in song parodies
you ain’t nothing but MaGruff dog bitin’ all the crime you ain’t nothing but MaGruff dog bitin’ all the crime talking to strange kids is your habit how could you think that’s just fine don’t...
may16 in idea barrages
1.) He still laughs at the armored nun, he doesn’t want to but it’s a tough habit to break. 2.) World-building is cool. You know what’s REALLY cool? Character-building. 3.) I want a holiday calle...
may15 in idea barrages
1.) If there’s nothing new under the sun then, baby, everything is new. Go into the world, go do as you do. 2.) I guess I could write a parody of Alice In Chains “Would” about the woodchuck puppe...
so very continental in poetry
the cornflakes said you were cute which I know was great for you as you’re a cereal monogamist but really nothing happened turned out that it was just a complimentary breakfast when sh...
may14 in idea barrages
1.) Of tall, dark and handsome, I unarguably have at least “tall” down and in baseball, .333 is an all-star. 2.) Roger Rabbit, gagged bound kidnapped, waking up to his stalker whispering in his e...
one simple trick in poetry
This one simple trick to change the world! Wow, local woman did this to change the world, you won’t believe how it works! Can you save the world? Ninety-eight percent of people gave the ...
may13 in idea barrages
1.) In Soviet Cheers, everybody names YOU. 2.) If only more people knew about the Church of the Subgenius and Bob Dobbs I could totally write a “Baby Got Slack” parody. 3.) YOU AIN’T NOTHIN’ BUT ...
may12 in idea barrages
1.) The measure of an enlightened mind is the ability to admit when you’re wrong not double down and make denial a part of your identity schema. 2.) The news makes me feel angry. My day to day ma...
the rain isn’t bitter when it falls cold on your head in early winter the rain isn’t nurturing in the spring when it falls warm on your field the rain is indifferent the rai...
may11 in idea barrages
1.) Well, if democracy survives this, at least we’ve now debunked “unless they’re 100% pure, they’re lesser of two evils” thing forever. 2.) At Titanic Speed-dating, ice breaks you. 3.) I’m surpr...
we put god in your god in poetry
The idea that I may just be a splinter of the universe exploring itself for a little while before it rejoins the whole again doesn’t make the day-to-day any easier even if it turns out to be...
the continental divide in poetry
it wasn’t snowing on Raton but I found things to do in Denver while I was dead took my stand on a street corner in Winslow Arizona but all the women now are in my head it wasn’t snowing o...
may10 in idea barrages
1.) The idea you may just be a splinter of the universe exploring itself before it rejoins the whole doesn’t make the day-to-day any easier. 2.) I am a garlic bagel with strawberry cream cheese. ...
may9 in idea barrages
1.) Build a better fidget spinner that’s also a cigar cutter, bottle opener and glass breaker and the neckbeards will beat a path to your door. 2.) The EDM remix’s lyrics go “What the world need ...
may8 in idea barrages
1.) Whenever they say “we’re being fiscally responsible” they mean “we’re letting the poor die so the rich can buy another yacht”. 2.) If you break your leg cleaning the cult leader’s bathroom, t...
the present, tense in poetry
a nation of rainy days and painful nights playin’ lotto and dyin’ from the Lucky Strikes hoping to be saved by angel wings or superhero tights distracted by fairytales while they lose their rig...
