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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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july 15 in idea barrages
1.) My question about the teevee show GOTHAM is… when are they gonna finally get the ham? 2.) Don’t be too hard on the Kool-Aid Man, he’s been going through a lot of things lately. 3.) The Bluths...
the millions in poetry
yes a million monkeys with a million typewriters would eventually write a Shakespeare folio but you’d need a million good editors to actually find it you’d need a million proofreaders to actua...
Just because your prayers got answered doesn’t mean you’ll get the answer you were hoping for. Just because your wishes got granted doesn’t mean you’ll get they’ll turn out how you p...
this dog and I in poetry
Twenty thousand years ago when I was a hunter-gatherer and this half-poodle half-something was a grey wolf at my side our neuroses made us alert and better hunters and kept us alive wh...
july14 in idea barrages
1.) If you go to a disco in Krakow, are you Pole dancing? 2.) Twenty thousand years ago, when I was a hunter and this dog-thing was a grey wolf at my side, our neuroses made us alert and better h...
julyxiii in idea barrages
1.) LinkedIn was just a scam by the resume-editing industry to make you feel bad about your resume. 2.) Yes, “Watchmen” predicted America and Russia unifying after a horrific fraud but our ending...
julyxii in idea barrages
1.) Compassion is the only thing. If you don’t see how helping each other is more important than avarice or ideology, I dunno what to tell you. 2.) Mumm-Ra always told me not to look into the Eye...
julyxi in idea barrages
1.) Your combination sandwich shoppe/fetish wear outlet will be called DOMS SUBS. 2.) Oh dentist, brace thyself. 3.) At some point, a person who makes custom shoes for celebrities got to say “The...
julyx in idea barrages
1.) If you’ve got a telescope on your warship, you’re really just naval gazing. 2.) A really good name for a bakery that not enough people would get would be The Hedonic Breadmill. 3.) Whenever a...
july9 in idea barrages
1.) Here’s something I am going to grumpy-old-man about: I miss when department stores had lunch counters, goddammit. 2.) Of course the neo-Nazis don’t want to be publicly called neo-Nazis. They’...
july8 in idea barrages
1.) The phrase “Elks Lodge” sounds a lot more like “Elk Slodge” when spoken outloud and I want it to be A Thing. 2.) If there are sub-reddits about submissives, submarine ships & submarine sa...
julyseven in idea barrages
1.) Idea: a horror-host show that takes place in an abandoned video store. Maybe during/after the apocalypse? Or maybe a vampire lives there. Maybe whenever the host gets viewer mail saying it is...
the downside in poetry
the downside to living in a porno movie is you can never get your plumbing fixed or actually get a pizza delievered to you it always just ends up as sex your cable’s always on the fritz yo...
julysix in idea barrages
1.) If you’re being hired to be a ranger at Grand Canyon National Park, aren’t you technically getting a Rim job? 2.) Your line of purposely-awful ports of Nintendo 64 games to the Commodore 64 w...
The stars look down at us humans and think “Animals that can talk, this is the most amazing thing ever.” “They blink in and out of life so quickly, it’s like they twinkle.” “They’re so small an...
to the tune of ENTER SANDMAN in song parodies
look at that little mutt drag around his butt ‘til the floor has a rut something’s wrong, deep within something’s happ-en-in’ but he doesn’t know what barking out in horror clutching...
born on date in poetry
I want an Interdependence Day holiday where we loudly celebrate how we’re all in this together and need to help each other. May this day be the beginning of our second independence from a b...
to the tune of LADY MADONNA in song parodies
lately Madonna sounds like she’s British was she cursed by some sort of Celtic witch? that don’t just happen travelling the world didn’t talk like that on Material Girl Friday night she...
julyfive in idea barrages
1.) The stars look down at the humans and think “Animals that can talk, this is the most amazing thing ever!” 2.) Yes, putting the wings on an air conditioner is NON-COMPLEX but it sure ain’t eas...
julyfour in idea barrages
1.) Just when you thought Dr. Oz couldn’t sink any lower, he has that hack joke-thief from Instagram on his show. JESUS. CHRIST. 2.) Health-care profiteering is at least as morally abhorrent as b...
julythree in idea barrages
1.) If you wear a bunch of “The Cure” pins but you’re not actually into The Cure, is that stolen pallor? 2.) The fake president is literally down to schoolyard taunts. Thanks, Putin! Thanks every...
julytwo in idea barrages
1.) Progressive politics need to be intersectional too, the struggle against Wall Street isn’t the only struggle, alt-left. The struggle’s vast. 2.) Once you start seeing your audience as “fans” ...
everyone has at least one person in their life one special person in their life one important touchstone of their existence who they want to ask the question who they need to ask th...
julyone in idea barrages
1.) That cornball Sterling said he’s “never seen a spate of injuries like this year’s Yankees.” LOOK A COUPLE MILES EAST IN QUEENS, JACK. 2.) This is what happens when you reject good people for ...
rebel yell in poetry
I am trying to find the good in everything I am trying to find the good even in the very worst things any sane person would agree that one of the worst things at least symbolically, anyway ...
