littlefallsmets ⋅ 46 ⋅
I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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june x in idea barrages
1.) He’s not usually into bestiality but everyone once in a while, sure, he gets a wild hare up his ass. 2.) Sure, you want all the FUN of living in a traveling tent but you don’t wanna do the yu...
june 9 in idea barrages
1.) Anthony Bourdain is so chef that despite looking and sounding like a Lou Reed cosplayer, his last name is still French as balls. 2.) “What’s that vulture eating?” Cain asked Adam and after a ...
Breathe, just breathe. Just focus on your breath. You’ve been breathing since you were born. You’ll be breathing until your death. It just keeps happening whether you want to or not. I...
the other side in poetry
Any love poem no matter how deep or how sad becomes instantly funny if you imagine it being delivered to a pillow he sleeps with in the shape of an anime babe. I’ve got nothing against ani...
monday night in poetry
Are all your rowdy friends here for Monday night? Good. Lock the doors. Only the final survivor of Monday Night Football will know freedom. Are they ready? Are they ready for some football? ...
june 8 in idea barrages
1.) All you need to write a love song is “swoon” “moon” & “June”. All you need to write a metal song is “swoon” “moon” & “wound”. 2.) Don’t go challenging me to a crossbow duel, I’ve got ...
june swoon in idea barrages
1.) Market your plaid tank-tops as “Sleeveless In Seattle”. 2.) On the really warm days, they’ll take the court outside for a summery judgement. 3.) Battling anxiety is a marathon not a sprint, e...
june 6 in idea barrages
1.) It’s like a Ouija board except it jumps a little higher. It’s a Luigi board. 2.) Do vegan hockey fans throw vegetables instead of squid? Would that make it a… Mirepoix on Ice? 3.) Krang broke...
june 5 in idea barrages
1.) The key is to always have a Stan Freberg song at the ready to sing when people request “Freebird”. Claim misunderstanding and go for it. 2.) Step 1: Name your band “Sex Saw”. Step 2: get book...
june 4 in idea barrages
1.) If you ever write a Daredevil story arc, here’s your title: LETHAL INJUNCTION 2.) Are all your rowdy friends here for Monday night? Good. Lock the doors. Only the final survivor of Monday Nig...
june 3 in idea barrages
1.) Your asthmatic vampire character will be called Vlad The Inhaler. 2.) Prithee but know thou my name as Paul and henceforth know your troubles as betwixt y’all. 3.) Never trust a man with the ...
the indigo shadow of your tolerance in poetry
your holy words of truth won’t fall from the tips of ancient desert priesthoods’ holy writ or from the lips of some prosperity gospel CEO who doesn’t give a shit your holy words of truth may ...
june1 in idea barrages
1.) Remember when memes were pop ephemera like “left shark” not the conman with the nuke codes being publicly incoherent? 2.) Here’s another parody too obscure to write or perform: “Son Of A Prea...
may capstone in idea barrages
1.) THERE GOES MY CAMEL/HE ONLY HAS ONE HUMP/THERE GOES MY CAMEL/A DROMEDARY 2.) Their argument about the original Japanese versions of video games escalated to a full-blown dorky-dorky panic. 3....
may 30 in idea barrages
1.) Calamari would be popular with millenials if you called it “Cthfoodlu”. 2.) If I were a Life Coach, I would take the concept literally and just keep reminding the person to breathe. 3.) Your ...
the pragmatic bleeding-heart response to Shelley in poetry
some would try to be Ozymandias themselves put up great empty statues festooned in dire warnings of their greatness others might in some naive rebellion devote their lives to tearing d...
may 28 in idea barrages
1.) We became a client state of a Russian dictatorship not by war but by their turning our own crony capitalism against us. Fitting & awful. 2.) No one believed the orc had actually stabbed h...
santa monica pier in poetry
we stood out at the end of the world we stood out at some other world’s beginning we stood on the receding hairline of the Western man and knew that what there was not gray or gone was stil...
the jagged edge of dawn in poetry
when you can’t sleep the night because you couldn’t stop thinking or you couldn’t stop drinking that four-forty-five birdsong mocks you is the ugliest sound in the world the birdies sing “us...
may27 in idea barrages
1.) Youtube preppers even gender their nut-bag concealed carry with pastel holsters for women. Everything wrong with America at once. JESUS. 2.) It is your DUTY to go boldly and split-infinitives...
the left behind (in the style of the mountain goats) in poetry
verse one yeah the sky got dark and the clouds turned gray it was turning into one less-than-beautiful day yeah the monsters got loose without an ounce of scru...
writing prompt: what did you spend it on? in poetry
What did I spend it on a year and a half in New York City hanging out at protests and art classes studying under buskers and street preachers never accomplishing anything learning what i...
may26 in idea barrages
1.) That crystal organic deodorant? If they got that crystal from inside a rock, would that be geode-erant? 2.) A nightmare, this time of gradual apocalypse. Of civilization and infrastructure’s ...
Some times I think about how many romantic comedy endings couldn’t happen now because of how airport rules have changed. Some times I think about how many sitcom miscommunications and misun...
jesus as a professional wrestler in poetry
Jesus as a professional wrestler putting the moneychangers through their tables instead of merely flipping them over Jesus as a professional wrestler getting pinne...
