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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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we’re not so different myself and the dog with the tail that curls both we sniff around, maybe leave a mark both just wanna go out into the world maybe meet a girl maybe make some barks my mo...
sonnet the hedgehog in poetry
got-TA go FAST I MUST grab RINGS all NIGHT got-TA go FAST can-NOT hit SPIKES or DROWN got-TA go FAST there ARE egg-MEN to FIGHT got-TA go FAST ro-BOTS con-TROL the TOWN got-TA go FAST Se-...
The idea that if we just sat down and made friends with Nazi Germany they’d’ve stopped is as ridiculous as staying that with the KKK. Or the Proud Boys or any other little boys of the Alt-Reich...
making a killing in poetry
the angry old man out of touch sitting on his laurels and millions made in a past before we understood the viewpoints of the oppressed yells “Political correctness is killing comedy!” or mayb...
my heart as a ratty thrift-store jacket with a wad of hundos sewn into the lining if only you’d check my heart as a day-glo marshmallow cereal with one hell of a free prize inside if you ...
the past is not even past in poetry
imagine if reincarnation turns out to be real then we figured out a way to exactly determine who everyone was in all of their past lives and you’re held up to the achievement standards of th...
s28 in idea barrages
1.) We are one Sunday away from the usurper-in-chief dropping an “uppity” and all hell breaking loose. 2.) If I ever have to amputated, I hope to tattoo black rings and CRAYOLA on it so that it l...
s26 in idea barrages
1.) Carmel Police, arrest this man, he prefers nougat, he wants it pretzel-filled, he wants some sea salt on it… this is what you get, this is what you get, this is what you get and it’s packed w...
s25 in idea barrages
1.) Whenever people talk about safe sex I always hear Marge Simpson saying “Lisa Needs Braces!” & Lenny saying “Dental Dam!” over & over again. 2.) My pitch for a funeral home sitcom is j...
s24 in idea barrages
1.) It’s ALMOST like Putin’s fake president will do anything to insult a woman or black man of power & accomplishment. 2.) “Political correctness is killing comedy!” Or… maybe if you can’t be...
the world's probably ending but not by rogue planet barrage in idea barrages
1.) Jockeys often win races using stall tactics. 2.) singing “It was called America Dad… about as funny as gettin’ punched in the face… woo-ooo…“ 3.) The jackoffs in the pick-up flying a Confeder...
s22 in idea barrages
1.) Would a zombie that’s yawning all the time be a necroleptic? 2.) 14 lines of “gotta go fast, gotta go fast” would be Sonnet The Hedgehog. 3.) If you do an internet show about cattle farming a...
s21 in idea barrages
1.) The idea that if we just sat down and made friends with Nazi Germany, they’d’ve stopped, is as ridiculous as staying that with the KKK. 2.) I respect gluten-phobes for going against the grain...
s20 in idea barrages
1.) Go around with paint and make all the garage sales RAGE SALES. 2.) Have people sing “rabies face, he’s got the cutest little rabies face” then eat an Alka Seltzer and run into the crowd screa...
s19 in idea barrages
1.) I believe you that you’re into wind power but you’re probably not its biggest fan. 2.) A working-class gyro is something to eat. A working-class gyro is something to eat. 3.) Everytime I see ...
fifteen minutes and counting in poetry
twice doth the blade fall ‘pon your head once naming you “sir” twice leaving you dead once pulling you up twice cutting the thread once for a fanbase and twice to displace once t...
s18 in idea barrages
1.) Better over the hill than under it. 2.) Nobody’s going for my pitch on a crochet shop/hair salon called “Hookers And Blow”. 3.) There was a huge argument over how to light the scene but event...
tune of HERE COMES THE SUN in song parodies
little Dalek, that is one long and handsome plunger little Dalek, don’t think you dare to climb up stairs ex-ter-min-ate, ex-ter-min-ate they all say… in shrill tones little Dalek, spreadi...
s17 in idea barrages
1.) I just want a killer ape to go loose at a tech expo and some developer screaming “You wanted a killer APP?” as he’s clawed to death. 2.) A Star Wars parody of “Chantilly Lace” about Antilles,...
to the tune of RAGDOLL in song parodies
fat dog, made a little doodie not good, some stuck to his booty well fine, guess that we’ll be wiping up his back-door, man this time pissing in the clover lifts leg, nearly falling over f...
s16 in idea barrages
1.) Physician, heal thyself. Surgeon, suit yourself. 2.) We’re all shape-shifters. It’s just that we don’t have any control over it and it takes months and years to do. 3.) If you think it is fre...
broken chairs in poetry
the end is coming but you’ll just adjust to whatever horrors or wonders happen to come next you’ll be someone else then but you’ll survive, I guess might be trains or bombs may rain or thin...
s15 in idea barrages
1.) Okay but I can totally multitask. I’ll light a candle AND curse the darkness at the same time. It’s like a two-fer. 2.) Scratchin’ a good kittums named Felix is the best fidget toy of all. 3....
the plan keeps coming up again in poetry
maybe I’ll just start dipping my balls in nutmeg come the beginning of September declare myself Pumpkin Spice stand in front of the Starbucks let the ladies in the Uggs swarm me til I can’...
what do you think is in the burgers in poetry
the fact that Alanis Morrisette did time on “You Can’t Do That On Television” and the fact that “You Oughta Know” was mostly written about her relationship with Dave Coulier from “Full House...
