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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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tune of HERE COMES THE SUN in song parodies
little Dalek, that is one long and handsome plunger little Dalek, don’t think you dare to climb up stairs ex-ter-min-ate, ex-ter-min-ate they all say… in shrill tones little Dalek, spreadi...
s17 in idea barrages
1.) I just want a killer ape to go loose at a tech expo and some developer screaming “You wanted a killer APP?” as he’s clawed to death. 2.) A Star Wars parody of “Chantilly Lace” about Antilles,...
to the tune of RAGDOLL in song parodies
fat dog, made a little doodie not good, some stuck to his booty well fine, guess that we’ll be wiping up his back-door, man this time pissing in the clover lifts leg, nearly falling over f...
s16 in idea barrages
1.) Physician, heal thyself. Surgeon, suit yourself. 2.) We’re all shape-shifters. It’s just that we don’t have any control over it and it takes months and years to do. 3.) If you think it is fre...
broken chairs in poetry
the end is coming but you’ll just adjust to whatever horrors or wonders happen to come next you’ll be someone else then but you’ll survive, I guess might be trains or bombs may rain or thin...
s15 in idea barrages
1.) Okay but I can totally multitask. I’ll light a candle AND curse the darkness at the same time. It’s like a two-fer. 2.) Scratchin’ a good kittums named Felix is the best fidget toy of all. 3....
the plan keeps coming up again in poetry
maybe I’ll just start dipping my balls in nutmeg come the beginning of September declare myself Pumpkin Spice stand in front of the Starbucks let the ladies in the Uggs swarm me til I can’...
what do you think is in the burgers in poetry
the fact that Alanis Morrisette did time on “You Can’t Do That On Television” and the fact that “You Oughta Know” was mostly written about her relationship with Dave Coulier from “Full House...
nobody knows in poetry
if only we could let go of this spurious notion that anyone has any idea what the hell they’re doing we could make this life pretty nice together we think if someone has money, they mu...
hope, at the edges in poetry
hope is a fundamentally liminal endeavor lust and greed and desire are all about wanting stuff that you can see coveting stuff you can touch but not hold grasping for stuff you can tast...
temporary apotheosis in poetry
Sometimes, the ego dissolves and you realize how arbitrary your youness is. How little difference there is between you and anyone else. How your consciousness is a drop in the ocean of mind lik...
folk festival in poetry
children running in the field like those little toy cars that smash into walls then bounce back in some randomized trajectory children running in the field like late-night moths their guidan...
s14 in idea barrages
1.) Your metal album all about incoherent conspiracy theories will be called “Erich Von Dokken”. 2.) Fan-fiction where the original four-armed evil Grimace takes over and rules McDonaldland with ...
s13 in idea barrages
1.) The dog is burying bones that they may be found by future barkyologists. 2.) If Willy Wonka had owned a soup factory, we could’a called it “Who Wants To Be A Bouillon Heir?” 3.) Oh, so they c...
s12 in idea barrages
1.) Make America Eat Again. 2.) I’VE GOT TWO TICKETS TO PARADISE, PACK YOUR BAGS WITH CHICKEN ICE. 3.) There is a Deep State but it’s not what you think. It is an army of two million Deep Roy clo...
s11 in idea barrages
1.) The brother of the guy who invented Ben-Gay felt like a loser in comparison but worse everyone kept rubbing it in. 2.) Whenever they say “the world is your oyster!” I think “oh great, snot in...
s10 in idea barrages
1.) Overcharging woodworkers is gouge-pricing. 2.) Kenny G isn’t descended from the British Isles so he can’t be an Anglo Saxin’. 3.) She ate all of the s’mores, she was on a grahampage. 4.) The ...
s9 in idea barrages
1.) The app for hobos dating hobos is called Bindlr. 2.) Allegiance to an ism or a movement or a person is missing the point. Whatever does the most good, mitigates the most suffering, is my fait...
s8 in idea barrages
1.) That scene where Frankenstein builds the monster’s neck, it’s just riveting. 2.) (tune of Imagine Dragons RADIOACTIVE) welcome to gnu age/to gnu age/whoa/whoa/the great space coaster/the grea...
s7 in idea barrages
1.) Why would any game call it “Detect Magic” when you could call it “Spell Check”? 2.) Hope is a fundamentally liminal endeavour. Lust, greed, desire are all about wanting stuff you can see. Hop...
best barrage in a while in idea barrages
1.) Pumpkin Spice Rice Krispie Treats are a way for the cereal company to say “Maybe this society isn’t worth saving.” 2.) The pianist could only mutter “every good boy deserves fudge” over and o...
s5 in idea barrages
1.) Maybe something wonderful will happen tomorrow and change the whole score. It’s why I wake up the next day, that hope. 2.) “The Year of The Cat” and “You’re So Vain” mash-up perfectly but it’...
laborious day barrage in idea barrages
1.) Lot picked up the salty remains of his wife, turned to his friend whose wife had transformed too and yelled “PILLAR FIGHT!” 2.) One of the worst things about humans is that when we’re an expe...
s3 in idea barrages
1.) This nightmare was, honestly, a six hour mix of gag reels and fake trailers inserted into a re-release of Star Wars. What the hell, brain. 2.) Let’s not have another straight white male presi...
s2 in idea barrages
1.) If 311 is still a band and one of them quits, they should have to tour as 310. 2.) In a hundred years they’ll be able to resurrect a simulacra of your consciousness from your Tweet history &a...
