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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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n3 in idea barrages
1.) A show about a team of young Olympic champions that solve mysteries called THOSE MEDALLING KIDS. 2.) Draw a bunch of ferris wheels and call your exhibition “Carny Art”. 3.) Maybe we need to b...
a visitation from the man in the teevee in poetry
As a kid, you eat candy on Halloween and then probably get cavities down the road. As an adult, I got a cavity drilled on Halloween and don’t get to eat any candy at all because I have to be l...
every time a tomorrow morning comes something new might have happened upending the terrible things that are tearing you down every day it might be something completely outside of your c...
1102 in idea barrages
1.) If when you ask her out, she flies away on a broom, have you been cronezoned? 2.) An app that tells you what app is best in the given situation called Appropos. 3.) A horror movie about a sma...
november opening barrage in idea barrages
1.) As a child, you eat a bunch of candy on Halloween. As an adult, tomorrow morning I go get a cavity drilled and don’t eat any candy because I have to be low-carb now. Peter Pan may have had an...
non spooky barrage in idea barrages
1.) Is the shortening for Star Trek Discovery “STD”? Did they… think this through? 2.) Is there anything more British than the attempts to somehow prove that Shakespeare COULDN’T be middle-class,...
all hallows eve eve barrage in idea barrages
1.) The fake president was so excited when he heard someone was giving out Peeps for Halloween. Then? Disappointed. 2.) Ridgewood Queens should advertise with the slogan “Ridgewood! For EVERYONE’...
american tune in poetry
mournful train horn wails on through the valley undercut by screeches of its metal kissing metal joyous whistles as it wears itself away the wheels wear away the track wears away by mile...
name your rock band “Thoughts And Prayers” so that whenever there’s a national tragedy that the Republicans feel they have to pretend to care about but certainly don’t want to do anything ...
powercycle in poetry
Are you sure that you need Viagra? Are you sure? Have you tried just turning yourself off then turning yourself on again? Have you tried just pulling the plug out waiting ten seconds a...
o29 in idea barrages
1.) When Pooh Bear licks that honey pot clean, is that hunnilingus? 2.) In this set of dreams, nightmares really, there was a music festival in my old high school auditorium that just kept gettin...
o28 in idea barrages
1.) When a man learns how to learn how to hold his pee, it’s called “hegels”. 2.) Today I finally realized: babies always look really stoned. 3.) Trick or treat, smell my tweets, tell me that I’m...
o27 in idea barrages
1.) More than anything, pumpkin spice season reminds you that wall-to-wall-Christmas-music is the lesser of two evils. 2.) The best band name ever would be “Some Ancient Alien Theorists Believe”....
words words words in poetry
people make curses out of pooping people make curses out of peeing people make curses out of the simple act of sex but those things are happening all the time those things have always been ha...
a twist of the knife in poetry
in twenty years my e-mail accounts will still be receiving junk mail from stores where I bought presents for ex-girlfriends when I am long long dead my e-mail will still be receiving junk mai...
you will be outside of the gymnasium you will be trying to recruit passersby you will be selling memberships for the gym one day I will pass you buy on the street and when you ask me if I wa...
You can’t spell “compassion” without “compass” because that’s what it is, that’s what it does. When you don’t know where to go next, head in the direction of compassion. It might fail you...
Make love like you’re starving because you probably are. Like you’d die without that connection because you probably could. Like you’d drown without someone else to hold onto because you almost ...
I'm full of ideas. And probably something else too. in idea barrages
1.) The good thing about The Orville is that it’s the first Seth MacFarlane show that even Fox admits isn’t funny. 2.) Reality has a liberal bias. The truth has a liberal bias. It’s not our fault...
o25 in idea barrages
1.) Bible thumping is a dangerous addiction, you’ll end up covered in tract marks. 2.) An example of deconstructive criticism would be “it doesn’t matter that your work is terrible, who’s to say ...
o24 in idea barrages
1.) Oh, just the usual. Singin’ to the tune of Ice Ice Baby “The mice had babies, they might have rabies”. As you do. 2.) Had only Warner Brothers bought Star Wars instead, we could’ve had such m...
o23 in idea barrages
1.) If you shut down Daredevil’s sonar with sound-dampening, does that mean you blinded him with silence? 2.) Corn cereals are for sharing. No personal Chex. 3.) Your Biggie Smalls’ ghost costume...
there will always be lazy people cruel people hateful people who will judge you for what you are not for who you are and those people will always be wrong those people ...
the best barrage in a while in idea barrages
1.) I hope Guy Fieri’s advice column will be called FROSTED TIPS. (Also, his breakfast cereal.) 2.) Your EDM name is RICHARD MILHOUSE MIXIN. 3.) Aging is just involuntary detrimental shapeshiftin...
o21 in idea barrages
1.) Your Joe Walsh parody about Kurdistan will be called “Iraqi Mountain Way”. 2.) I tend to not wear hats since as a kid I noticed people who wear hats tend to go bald, never considering it migh...
