s26 in idea barrages

1.) Carmel Police, arrest this man, he prefers nougat, he wants it pretzel-filled, he wants some sea salt on it… this is what you get, this is what you get, this is what you get and it’s packed with nuts…

2.) Don’t commission a bust of yourself just yet, you’re getting a head of yourself.

3.) If someone mispronounces Uta Hagen, just turn around and be all like “Naw, dog, YOU da Hagen”.

4.) If it ain’t broke, maybe it is actually broke and you’re trying to distract from it with folksy words like “ain’t”. If it ain’t broke, maybe its cash isn’t liquid or maybe its got money but the loan shark is calling and it’s not enough to pay him off.

5.) Doc’s gonna train me on the diabetes needles tomorry. I have wrecked myself internalizing the pressure and I see that now. Comfort eating. Going sedentary as an avoidant behavour. I get it. I am not permanently wrecked and I’ll figure out how to push through, I always do, but right now I’m just exhausted.

6.) I don’t think that Sabotage LITERALLY sampled Back In The Saddle Again, but it feels emotionally true, none the less.

7.) Name your band “Toxic Shark Syndrome”. That’s a free one from me to you.

8.) facebook, there is good intent in your desire to have me connect with my local representatives but you need to understand, that corrupt shill Teaparty Tenney wouldn’t spit on me if I were on fire because I believe in human dignity and am not a millionaire. Just a heads-up.