to the tune of RAGDOLL in song parodies

fat dog, made a little doodie
not good, some stuck to his booty
well fine, guess that we’ll be wiping up his back-door, man
this time pissing in the clover
lifts leg, nearly falling over
fat dog, takes another crap now weren’t you done before?

he knows that he’s a bad boy
I tell him he’s a bad boy
I’m yellin’ at a fat dog
while he’s murdering his squeak toy
real fat but he’s not big
sometimes think that he’s a half-pig
chasin’ bunnies when he has dreams
they out-run him in the real scene
try to run him so he gets fit
he’s snufflin’ other dogs’ shit
belly thump him, sounds just a pumpkin
full of turkey burgers cuz she treats it like it’s her grandkid

fat dog, made a little doodie
not good, some stuck to his booty
well fine, guess that we’ll be wiping up his back-door, man
this time pissing in the clover
lifts leg, nearly falling over
fat dog, takes another crap now weren’t you done before?

yes he’s poopin’
I’m not scoopin’
mostly poops just in our backyard
tiny legs don’t get him far
bowels are movin’
yes, they’re movin’
he sees a kitty, goes into a tizzy
dribbles down his leg so then we’ll have to draw a bath, you see

fat dog, made a little doodie
not good, some stuck to his booty
well fine, guess that we’ll be wiping up his back-door, man
this time pissing in the clover
lifts leg, nearly falling over
fat dog, takes another crap now, takes another crap now
takes another crap now weren’t you done before?

yes he’s poopin’
I’m not scoopin’
mostly poops just in our yard
likes to poop behind the old car
bowels are movin’
yes, they’re movin’
grass he’s chewin’, pretty soon he’s pukin’
gets a little nervous then he’s covered in his own dookie

fat dog, made a little doodie
not good, some stuck to his booty
well fine, guess that we’ll be wiping up his back-door, man
this time pissing in the clover
lifts leg, nearly falling over
fat dog, takes another crap now weren’t you done before?