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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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ju7 in idea barrages
1.) The art of shaping a fast food sandwich to the hand comfort of the consumer is known as “burgonomics”. 2.) The next Star Wars origin film will be about the bounty hunter IG-88 and will be cal...
ju6 in idea barrages
1.) I’ve got two quick poems and some micro-prose, two quick poems and some micro-prose, two quick poems and some micro-prose. 2.) A hipster interrogates Jesus: “Were the loaves gluten-free, thou...
ju5 in idea barrages
1.) Sometimes I’ll look at my Twitter timeline and see a relatively-interesting thought about the current political situation and then, to follow it up, a pun about an obscure comic book characte...
ju4 in idea barrages
1.) Is there anything more toxic to societal freedom than generational wealth, exponentially metastasizing over decades into the new fiefdoms, into the new royal caste? Is there anything more tox...
ju3 in idea barrages
1.) Your X-Files musical will be called I WANT TO BE LIVE. It will be… terrible. 2.) When you split the bill for your date, that’s “going Dutch”. When you pay for your date by bartering freshly c...
ju2 in idea barrages
1.) An entire freeze-dried horse! Shelf-stable! 2.) Over a long enough time scale, the toothbrush is nature’s toothbrush. 3.) Sugar Ray is banned from art museums, what with how the statues crumb...
a flurry of punches in poetry
a blizzard on the first day of June unearthly unreal a million white puffs in the sky but not snow dandelion seeds instead a thunderstorm coming the wind whipping up near ninety degree...
june opener in idea barrages
1.) ALF was always going on about with the “I Kill Me!” but the Tanners never got the poor guy counseling. That was a cry for help. 2.) On my clipboard, I found a drawing of a broccoli floret wit...
that's your horoscope for today in poetry
Ares: you are taking astrology way the hell too seriously it is a fun game to play but it says about as much about a person as phrenology did go outside, take a breath, get yourself o...
help someone else instead of yourself books in poetry
The Seven Habits of Highly Effective People: eating drinking sleeping breathing in breathing out the elimination of wastes cell division HOW TO MAKE F...
key word "sculpture" title "on your own" in misc. flash fiction
God sat at Her desk, being interviewed for some documentary: “Humans, not my best work, I’ll admit. Kind of a rush-job. I was having trouble with the husband at the time, most of R&D was tied...
may capstone barrage in idea barrages
1.) All people are equal in the eyes of God, all humans are equally weak in the eyes of Grodd. 2.) Seven Habits of Highly Effective People: eating, drinking, sleeping, breathing in, breathing out...
keyword "dissonance" title "the bandwagon" in misc. flash fiction
“We could call the band The Cognitive Dissidents,” Ethan considered, “you know, like, a pun on the phrase Cognitive Dissonance?” “I know what cognitive dissonance is,” Julia acquiesced, “but don’...
ma30 in idea barrages
1.) If you’re only able to contact a palette-swapped copy of the ghost you’re trying to reach, you’re using a Luigi board. 2.) There are not enough jokes about how Indiana Jones’ given first name...
ma29 in idea barrages
1.) It is one of those terrible confluences that if you say “ICE” twice fast, it sounds like “SS”. 2.) In heaven, your every unrequited crush will tell you they dug you after all. In hell, your e...
ma28 in idea barrages
1.) I don’t know what a Star Wars musical would be like but I know it’d be called KYLO RENT. 2.) Winnie The Pooh rapping I LOOK FUNNY, BUT HEY, I ATE YOUR HONEY 3.) “It would behoove you to quit ...
ma27 in idea barrages
1.) If Noah is MCU Thor, Reyes is MCU Stan Lee: keeps showing up for cameos, long after he really shouldn’t be doing that anymore, leaving us all confused, embarrassed and vaguely ill at ease. 2....
ma26 in idea barrages
1.) She could not feign being at peace, she was absolutely chalant. 2.) Why is nothing old-fangled? 3.) Paul Bunyan. Big if true. 4.) HOT TAKE: Woody Allen was never that interesting, funny somet...
ma25 in idea barrages
1.) It was the most brutal drum majorette camp in the country, leading some to call those two weeks in July “the Baton Death March”. 2.) Trump is the Cousin Oliver of the American sitcom for godd...
ma24 in idea barrages
1.) Your hair insurance won’t cover a two-in-one shampoo, you have a pre-existing conditioner. 2.) If you get off on a pirate whispering to you, that’s ASMArrrrrrrr. 3.) Your musical about Chewba...
perennials in poetry
we are… perennials we may get pushed down by the cruelty of a long winter but we will rise back up again when we cycle on around to May rise ...
ma23 in idea barrages
1.) Oh, by the by, if you rant about how millenials “want everything handed to them” & want to be “treated like they’re special just because they’re born” but you were gaga over the wedding o...
keyword "turmoil" title "the chase" in misc. flash fiction
Aren’t we all just on the run from a collection of ever-shifting ghosts within the mazes that are the insides of our minds? Aren’t we all just sprinting from one place to another, eating our grie...
ma22 in idea barrages
1.) If your brain is what makes you hot to the ladies, does that make you a thinkubus? 2.) This is probably not a great time to be a Norwegian named Hans Olo. 3.) Lots of people talk about how fo...
ma21 in idea barrages
1.) Another food hot take: the vinegar of ketchup actually cuts through the fattiness of fried mozz sticks better than marinara. 2.) The Nihilism Monster sings N IS FOR NOTHING, THAT’S ALL THAT T...
