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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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love instead in poetry
the opposite of hate is not love, it is obsession love and obsession are actually quite different things no matter what the television or the computer tells you if you’re going to go ar...
god not as norse-christian hairy thunderer nor hippy-dippy new age cosmic muffin but god, god as the ocean, god as the sea vast bottomless ancient insanely powerful powerful in a...
shade tree in poetry
i don’t know where the shadows go when there’s just too much light we all need time in the warm sunshine but somehow it doesn’t seem right to bow and pray to the burning day ignoring ...
ju9 in idea barrages
1.) All the servers have to wear short-shorts as they bring you your omelet at the newly renamed International House of Butts. It’s not gonna end well. 2.) HOT TAKE: the sudden proliferation of d...
ju8 in idea barrages
1.) The best argument for Crossfit is, of course, Christ’s rock hard abs. Crucifixion really works the core. 2.) Babies are much cooler when you mentally compartmentalize them as “human puppies”....
doubting before it was cool in poetry
Doubting Thomas the original hipster interrogating Jesus on the authenticity on the artisanal veracity of his actions were the loaves gluten-free, though, Jesus? was the fish organically...
blood for the bloodless in poetry
our blood is just a by-product of the churning in our bones our dreams just a by-product of when we’re stuck alone our realities by-products of when we stop looking at our phones our phones j...
sometimes I feel like that one lonely token cherry tomato in the middle of a fast food salad just kind of floating there in a sea of iceberg and dressing two pounds of chicken and cheese ...
ju7 in idea barrages
1.) The art of shaping a fast food sandwich to the hand comfort of the consumer is known as “burgonomics”. 2.) The next Star Wars origin film will be about the bounty hunter IG-88 and will be cal...
ju6 in idea barrages
1.) I’ve got two quick poems and some micro-prose, two quick poems and some micro-prose, two quick poems and some micro-prose. 2.) A hipster interrogates Jesus: “Were the loaves gluten-free, thou...
ju5 in idea barrages
1.) Sometimes I’ll look at my Twitter timeline and see a relatively-interesting thought about the current political situation and then, to follow it up, a pun about an obscure comic book characte...
ju4 in idea barrages
1.) Is there anything more toxic to societal freedom than generational wealth, exponentially metastasizing over decades into the new fiefdoms, into the new royal caste? Is there anything more tox...
ju3 in idea barrages
1.) Your X-Files musical will be called I WANT TO BE LIVE. It will be… terrible. 2.) When you split the bill for your date, that’s “going Dutch”. When you pay for your date by bartering freshly c...
ju2 in idea barrages
1.) An entire freeze-dried horse! Shelf-stable! 2.) Over a long enough time scale, the toothbrush is nature’s toothbrush. 3.) Sugar Ray is banned from art museums, what with how the statues crumb...
a flurry of punches in poetry
a blizzard on the first day of June unearthly unreal a million white puffs in the sky but not snow dandelion seeds instead a thunderstorm coming the wind whipping up near ninety degree...
june opener in idea barrages
1.) ALF was always going on about with the “I Kill Me!” but the Tanners never got the poor guy counseling. That was a cry for help. 2.) On my clipboard, I found a drawing of a broccoli floret wit...
that's your horoscope for today in poetry
Ares: you are taking astrology way the hell too seriously it is a fun game to play but it says about as much about a person as phrenology did go outside, take a breath, get yourself o...
help someone else instead of yourself books in poetry
The Seven Habits of Highly Effective People: eating drinking sleeping breathing in breathing out the elimination of wastes cell division HOW TO MAKE F...
key word "sculpture" title "on your own" in misc. flash fiction
God sat at Her desk, being interviewed for some documentary: “Humans, not my best work, I’ll admit. Kind of a rush-job. I was having trouble with the husband at the time, most of R&D was tied...
may capstone barrage in idea barrages
1.) All people are equal in the eyes of God, all humans are equally weak in the eyes of Grodd. 2.) Seven Habits of Highly Effective People: eating, drinking, sleeping, breathing in, breathing out...
keyword "dissonance" title "the bandwagon" in misc. flash fiction
“We could call the band The Cognitive Dissidents,” Ethan considered, “you know, like, a pun on the phrase Cognitive Dissonance?” “I know what cognitive dissonance is,” Julia acquiesced, “but don’...
ma30 in idea barrages
1.) If you’re only able to contact a palette-swapped copy of the ghost you’re trying to reach, you’re using a Luigi board. 2.) There are not enough jokes about how Indiana Jones’ given first name...
ma29 in idea barrages
1.) It is one of those terrible confluences that if you say “ICE” twice fast, it sounds like “SS”. 2.) In heaven, your every unrequited crush will tell you they dug you after all. In hell, your e...
ma28 in idea barrages
1.) I don’t know what a Star Wars musical would be like but I know it’d be called KYLO RENT. 2.) Winnie The Pooh rapping I LOOK FUNNY, BUT HEY, I ATE YOUR HONEY 3.) “It would behoove you to quit ...
ma27 in idea barrages
1.) If Noah is MCU Thor, Reyes is MCU Stan Lee: keeps showing up for cameos, long after he really shouldn’t be doing that anymore, leaving us all confused, embarrassed and vaguely ill at ease. 2....
