ma27 in idea barrages

1.) If Noah is MCU Thor, Reyes is MCU Stan Lee: keeps showing up for cameos, long after he really shouldn’t be doing that anymore, leaving us all confused, embarrassed and vaguely ill at ease.

2.) Conan The Barbarian’s all like “DON’T CALL IT A CROM BACK, I’M NO GOOD AT PRAYERS”.

3.) One of those moments where you look in the mirror and think “damn, I was pretty good looking for a second and I wasted it on being single and tending to the pets alone in the house”. You only get so many of those!

4.) A Zelda hack that replaces the annoying fairy that’s always saying “hey!” with Sloth from the Goonies saying HEY YOU GUYS!

5.) If you rap about My Little Pony, is that clip-clop?

6.) Watching soccer on teevee is like Atari Pong except you don’t even get one of the controllers. It’s like watching two OTHER people play Atari Pong. It’s fun to play and I’ll take peoples’ word for it that it’s fun to watch in person but… on television? Man, it is hard to watch.

7.) If you’re caught in a cathouse you could end up in the doghouse because English is weird.

8.) My bad toe is flaring up, I am a grumpy person because of it. If anyone wants to shower me with winning lottery tickets or unrequited crushes turning out to be duly requited after all, brother, this is the day for it. Christ. Sorry to bitch but yeah. Ow.

9.) Your EARTH WIND AND FIRE tribute band will be called SIXTY PERCENT OF CAPTAIN PLANET.

10.) A re-skin of WOLFENSTEIN where you fight neo-Nazi furry “alt-furs” (apparently an actual thing!) instead of regular Nazis called WOOFENSTEIN.