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Boomers. I mean, jeez louise. My dad has taken time off work due to ‘stress’. He’ll be off until July and he’s been off since about April. Why do they think they know everything? My dad as of re...

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What the fuck, why can’t I get mother’s day off? I have a mom, too, gosh golly fuck on toast.

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I don’t remember when I was here last. Just checking in , I guess. It’s like that one room in that place where you work that never gets used but the lights and a/c are always on.

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Jarrod picked me up from work last night. Went out to Wendy’s after. Says he hates drive thru’s because you can’t ensure your order was made fresh, so we both go in, and gosh they’ve changed fast...

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God sees everything. That’s just a billboard, you idiot.

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I mentioned I’m getting more hours at work as of recent, right? Well, I am, and hi. I don’t really like it, though. Partly, because to be honest, I grew way too complacent only working 3 days a w...

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Pianobooks. Or Pooks, as he said. You know, like, the ‘thing’ about working at a dollar store, man? Not, the uh, not the fuckin’ kurt russell thing, I mean like, the thing, you know? THING IS, yo...

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Man, “adult” christmas sucks. I had to get everyone stuff. They all like coffee, so bam. And all I got was shower gel. Other uncle & aunt didn’t get me shit. Last year atleast they half assed...

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Brother and my sister in law came to visit today. Parents didn’t even tell me; must’ve been like “C’mon hurry up he’s in his room, be quiet or he’ll come out here and say hi.” They literally push...

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I forgot what I was going to say. I got up a while ago because I had to be at work at 2, and then they called as I was near out the door and said make it 5. Ha. Ha. Ha. Shoot, I think it was some...

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Happy thanksgiving an shit I love you

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Weddings are just a thing when you’re a kid, but as an adult, you get all the implied meanings of the event. My brother is off on his 2 week Maui honeymoon right now, but I’ll see about making a...

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It’s like, the logistics of weddings are just fucking unbearable, man, jesus. Stand HERE, stand like THIS, greet guests, blah blah blah. George & my brother in law, AND my nephew got here tod...

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These boomers, man. Well, my dad specifically, because what functional adult 34yr old DOESN’T still butt heads with the old man, right? Right? So I’m out there doin-, we’re doing the yard, and li...

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I don’t mind being alone, but damn, at some point I have to give half a fuck and get a different job. I hope you’re doing, ok, ok? Ok.

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My brother asked my mom to ask me if I wanted to be a groomsman in his wedding. Of course I was touched by the gesture, I guess, I just figured it would’ve made more sense for him to call and ask...

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Old age is turning my dad into a very irritable lady. No offense intended to any female readers, but my god, fucking PMS’ing over the littlest shit. Everything is a fight, every disagreement is t...

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I don’t want to come back here when I die, for fucks sake, I really, really don’t want to. Unless it’s as some handsome motherfucker. Handsomer than we? Mirror Mirror, please, you mustn’t tell fi...

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Oh no I’m getting old ahhh

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My brother moved out last week and I already miss him.

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Well, I HAD an entry written, wrote and wrought, but, fuckin’, prosebox didn’t save that shit, so I’m back. I mean, I remember most of what I wanted to say but still. Anyway, uh, my brain quit ma...

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Mom’s been in Oz since last saturday. Not coming back til the 1st. Um, I’m kind of just still existing, I guess. I hope you’re all doing ok, and stuff. More ok than stuff, though. I mean, becaus...

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In high school, we knew a guy named Joe Goodfellow, he lived behind the school and he worked with his dad. Might’ve gotten a bag from him once twice, 44, skip some more, 99, 100 times. About a ye...

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Brother is moving back home. Not clear on the specifics, but apparently, his new job wasn’t what he expected. Ofcourse, him being the functional, motivated son, he’s already on the ball and has ...

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