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eat shit, i wish OD was still up
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you know how much my hour or so stay in the ER was? 4 FUCKING THOUSAND DOLLARS, AND THOSE PRICKS ARE'NT ALLERGISTS, SO THEY COULD'NT TELL ME WHAT I REACTED TO 4 thousand dollars for me to get an ...
3nd in Hey, buddy, got a light?
i like those songs that end by slowly fading or echoing it's weird how I can remember shit from my childhood and think to myself 'that isht was like fuckin 20 some odd years ago, what the eff?' I...
2rd in Hey, buddy, got a light?
Well, I'm not all peachy sunshine handy dandy diego the explorer, but I'm still alive. Those incidents always pass pretty quickly..in an hour or two my mom had fixed some mac n cheese and all the...
1th in Hey, buddy, got a light?
Haha...man, I almost straight up told mom I was planning to kill myself one day. Oh blah blah blah I don't ever want your brother and sister to have to support you-, she then went on to entertain...
27rd in Hey, buddy, got a light?
The idea is, that when a feeling would come too close one of us, we'd start a poundin an hollerin an screaming and sometimes the feeling would go away Sometimes it would'nt Sometimes that feeling...
This is a required field, kek XD in Hey, buddy, got a light?
my father and I, were not exactly close during my adolescence. it was always 'do you wanna end up a loser?-, cause thats whats gonna happen', or 'Be a man', or something else of that sort. Throug...
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I was allergic to something, man, something that made me like, really allergic to it, as I was walking home. I was in the home stretch and my vision started to fade-, started to go grey, I call i...
13st in Hey, buddy, got a light?
HA!, I did'nt even touch on Valentimes day. I bet you're all aching for romantic ol' Casanova Frankenstein here to tell you what he thinks of that day, huh? I wrote that part up there like...I d...
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The fan is going out on our fridge-, the freezer is fine, but uh...we've put all our fridge items in various ice chests. It might just be one sentence, but you can tell it's not-, that I'm not he...
3th in Hey, buddy, got a light?
I'm glad a number of people from ODizzle have found their way here. I'd like to get back to writing because I want to, not because I think 'they deserve something once in a while, might as well d...
1rd in Hey, buddy, got a light?
I'm gonna be 30 this year. I'm thinking of killing myself again. I dunno when though, but, I can't keep doing this. I DO come into some money next year though, thats about the only motivation I h...
The Theme To Mash in Hey, buddy, got a light?
How far you goin back? 17: Way back 10: An it goes a lil somethin like this-, HIT IT. Well, I figure nows a good a time as any to get started, to uh, recapture the spark, if you will. I mean, I'...
The title is a required field, like your mom in Hey, buddy, got a light?
Way back in the day, under the first MrMaverick, I had this entry penned-, typed, what the fuck ever. I had this entry done, titled 'The Talented Mr. Maverick', it was probably the greatest thing...
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i had a good new years eve. how was yours? oh me?-, how'm I doing? OH..well..you know..still wanna die, yadda yadda hey,.that ol' chestnut.
this field is required-, shut up. your MOMS field is required. in Hey, buddy, got a light?
Im alive. or something. merry christmas an shit.
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I like the set up we've got here at the house, in terms of decorations and whatnot. but nothing could beat christmas at grandmas old house. no matter how bad i fuck up, im still the favorite son ...
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HERE I YAM (dun dun dun dun dun dun) ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE Fudge, we're already in Decembuary now huh? Well thats just great,-, just dandy. I was watching Season 4's most recent episode on s...
obligatory title because prosebox is just that awesome in Hey, buddy, got a light?
happy thanksgiving ill be back when i can be bothered to type something alittle more and perhaps function on a more coherent level. this conversation can no longer serve a purpose. good bye, Dave...
10st in Hey, buddy, got a light?
...Apparently one cannot recieve The Hub as a solo channel and instead it must be bundled with entertaining informative programming like The Oprah Winfrey network and a slew of other channels I d...
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HI KREBIZ, HI BRONNER, HI COMINGTOGETHER, HI ANGRY DWARF. it's just easier that I do that instead of have to look for you guys later because...I mean..reasons. um..well, i have work at the asscr...
get to know me in Hey, buddy, got a light?
this shit sucks, like...im writing this and everything is all level and not jumbled the fuck up-..Oh, i guess thats what the save draft button is for, but jesus, what a crock. when i press sav-.....
6st in Hey, buddy, got a light?
A friend of mine keeps going on about some sex worker/hook up site called redbook. -Yeah, I know, my first thoughts were also 'Is'nt Redbook like, a womens magazine?'..Apparently it's also a webs...
1nd in Hey, buddy, got a light?
I'll answer my notes soon, I'm just here for a quickie.(Which is what I'd say if this was a porn.) No outdated lines about IM HEA TO CLEAN YA PIPES, SWEETHAHT. Anyway, I got to work this morning ...
Hi in Hey, buddy, got a light?
Coulda swore I heard something about a character limit-, that does'nt sit well with me, I'm a few characters in one, I could give a great heaping flying fuck on toast how many letters you limit m...
