Hey, buddy, got a light?

by MrMaverick

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2 days ago


This is pretty fucking shitty, I’ll say that. This whole Murphy’s Law thing about ‘if it can go wrong, it will’, or whatever. It’s always hounded me specifically, like Dog makes an exception for ...

July 25, 2020


“Am I paranoid, Jedi? Jealous?” What? What happened now. “That girl next door, I think that was her boyfriend who was staring at us.” I don’t care, I don’t live there, it isn’t my issue. “You thi...

July 12, 2020


I don’t know when I was here last so I figured “I don’t know when I was here last so I figured I’d stop by.” So, this is me, stopping by. jazz hands Miss, the masks aren’t my policy explicitly, ...

June 22, 2020


Brother and I both called dad to wish him a happy fathers day. Jarrod is still going through the court shit for his..court shit. Been close to a year since he’s last seen his son. For being so co...

May 21, 2020


BRUH, OPEN UP A BARBER SHOP ALREADY, I GOT TOO MUCH GREY TO BE SHOWIN IT OFF WITH A MANE LIKE THIS. Things have “improved” with my dad, and I use the quotations because it’s really a one step for...

May 14, 2020


Someone at moms store tested for the wu flu so basically all the employees are required to self quarantine for 2 weeks. She’s been assured this person worked a different shift than her and that t...

April 20, 2020


It’s kind of funny seeing whose “essential” and who isn’t. Wearing these masks at work sucks; I want like, a cool mask, you know? Like, fuckin’, Bane or something, man. Stay safe out there and do...

April 01, 2020


THIS particular wagemonkey has been deemed ‘essential’, so I’m still going to work and getting a temporary 2$ raise while this coronananan shit is going on. Stay clear of that wu flu, I love you,...

March 18, 2020


This room I’m in was Joe’s. Grandma’s late husband. I looked in a drawer out of curiosity, and I found all the old guy stuff. You know; hard candies, old doctors appointment reminders, bits of je...

March 06, 2020


Man, I hate how california just basically has “hot” and “hotter” as it’s only seasons.

February 12, 2020


What? Timmy’s in the well? A data breach? What is it, Lassie? Heh, I don’t know if anyone else got that message, but, like, I’m too lazy to change my password so uh, just know if there suddenly s...

February 05, 2020


Mom’s in Oz again; still at grandma’s. My grandma worries too much and her forgetfulness and constant mothering sometimes get to even mom and I. She asked if I’d start taking vitamins and said it...

January 15, 2020


My grandma still has a lot of stuff left over from her second husband in this house. A lot. She definitely grieved when my grandfather died, and I figure her moving on relatively quick as she did...

January 07, 2020


man I ain’t seen you guys since last year, fuck

December 23, 2019


Rumplestiltsmas. I mean, merry christmas, shalom, durka durka, ching chong nip nong, feliz navidad; and other seasons greetings to you, and shit. I’m ok, I guess; because I know you asked-, you m...

December 15, 2019


This bed, man, it’s smaller than the one at my house. My house I’m still not living at because of my dad. I think it’s bothering my back, too. Just letting you know I’m alive, I guess. Be well, J...

November 28, 2019


I hope you had a good HARVEST DAY; THERE, I SAID THE THING THAT YOU SAY INSTEAD OF THANKSGIVINGPOX. Anyway, I hope you had a good one. It was nice seeing my brother, his wife, and my cousins at N...

November 25, 2019


It’s a nice house, you know. Old school build, it’s in a quiet neighborhood, cozy. You can tell an old couple lived here. My grandpa smiled, man. The guy my grandma was married to after him, lik...

November 13, 2019


Man, quit asking me what I’m “going to do” in life.

October 31, 2019


Hahahahahah, my dad came by. He’s doing my moms brakes and just goes “hi!” like everythings ok. I said hi and went to my room. Of course as soon he leaves I get called out by mom and she gives me...

October 20, 2019


Maybe like 2 years ago, I was at the bus stop and I saw this thing in the curb. Now of course you’re thinking “And you being the resourceful scrappy guy you are, you picked it up and took it home...

October 17, 2019


A week and he hasn’t called us for shit. We went by there tuesday for a few things we’d forgotten and the house looked like it was getting worse. When my grandfather died, my grandmother remarrie...

October 12, 2019


Last night was the first night here at grandma’s. I went to sleep thursday night not knowing for sure if I’d come back in the morning after work, and I didn’t. I mean, I did, but not really. I go...

October 08, 2019


Told my dad I didn’t want to be around a tweeker and he went batshit. Did not shut up for the next 15 minutes about how he was a “functional” addict, and calling me and my mom idiots. Should’ve t...

October 06, 2019


Hey. How’re you? And shit.

Book Description

I left the dying star that was Opendiary, not sure if this place will be much different. The entries to follow; you’ll like them or you won’t, thats it.