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“It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.”
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Funny HaStrange in Hello
Video chat was created so the deaf can have phone sex too.
I go to YouTube becasuse I’m so sick of reading the flame wars on news sites. Look up Strawberry Fields Forever and read a comment about the story behind the song. That, too, becomes a flame wa...
Untitled United in I'm About To Have A Nervous Breakdown
I’m feeling really alone right now. Laying in bed awake at 3:50 AM. Think I’ll hit the pipe and game till five or six. Distraction is key. I’m not sure what brought this feeling on but I loat...
Late Night Feasting in Hello
Almost six AM and I just ate a piece of chocolate cake. Yesterday was fun. Went to my brother’s for a cookout. Ate a burger, bratwurst, and hotdog with some of the SIL’s famous baked beans and ...
Another Rocker Dead in Hello
Was always partial to this Soundgarden song. RIP
Stress in I'm About To Have A Nervous Breakdown
Back in February I drank and got into an auto accident. I know. It was stupid. No one hurt except me. Busted my face up pretty good. I’m facing my second DUI charge. Have got a lawyer to hel...
Saturday Night in Hello
After walking through the sun set in downtown and after a lovely Chinese buffet dinner I learned something all over again. I forgot how nice it is to kick back with someone you care about, sitt...
Interrupting broadcast Incoming transmission Stay tuned to the black and white No picket fences Soda fountains’ gone dry Lonely old street in my tv show Uncertain and afraid Same old story We now...
Was about to head to bed but realized Better Call Saul season three premiere is on. So what if it is hlf over, I can catch that later. Work Monday nights, miss the first airing. Beat. Too muc...
And I’m deep cleaning the fridge…
Survey in Dreams And Nightmares
BODY What do you like most about your body?: My manhood, huh huh And least?: My bald spot. How many dental fillings do you have?: Bad teeth run in my family so.... Do you think you’re good lookin...
Run And Get Your Quarters In in Hello
Anyone want a boyfriend or cuddle buddy? Been a bit lonely…very lonely…and well, would like someone to hang with. That is all…
Stolen Survey in Hello
Why not take a break from negativity and learn about each other? 😃 1. Who are you named after? There is a literal fascist administration in power right now in the United States. 2. Last time you ...
Caution: Homicidal Luggage in Hello
I mentioned to the counselor that I need to find some distractions to keep my mind off the bottle when it comes weekend time where I have two full nights of nothing to do. Sooo…after a restless ...
Make The Bad Bad Go Way Way in I'm About To Have A Nervous Breakdown
She hasn’t changed other than working private practice now instead of state run facility. We talked about my relapse, slip into hard drugs and overall self destructive behavior. I thanked her f...
Blargha Blargha in Hello
I really don’t want to work tonight. Took off yesterday to go to opening night of Stand Up Live, new comedy club. Fucking packed and service was a cluster fuck. I get that it was day one but...
A Few Weeks Of Promises And Attempts Failed in I'm About To Have A Nervous Breakdown
Life is always boring and mundane when I think to come here and write…or consider writing. At work my mind is a swirl of things I want to talk about. Then I think of here and…like hitting a se...
New Years Resolution in Hello
I’ve never made one before because I usually don’t care. Have been thinking a lot lately. I will wake up sober and not hungover tomorrow. I’ve had a year relapse, I’ve gotten it out of my sys...
Use The Force... in Hello
Rogue One is the best Star Wars experience I’ve ever had in the theater.
Funny-ish UPDATE! in Hello
When you call your doctor to make an appointment and without telling your information they already know it is you. Either they have caller ID or they recognize me over the last 15 years of going ...
Beggs 'N' Achin' in Hello
I slept on the couch last night and now my lower back wants to emancipate from the rest of my body. It hurts terribly.
Danger Room in Hello
I wish I had the X-Men’s Danger Room. Filled with crazy holograms and evil robots. I’d go in there right now with a loaded twelve gauge and .45 and blow every last mother fucker away. Long nigh...
Election Day in Hello
“Patriotism means supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.’ -Mark Twain “Any government that gets to be too big and successful gets to be a nuisance.: -Rober...
Damn You Walking Dead!!! in Hello
If you saw tonight’s episode you’ll know what I mean.
I had reached down to pet my Rosie kitty and when leaning back up slammed my head into the wall. Had just taken two Aleve’s as well to help with the relaxing into bed. Now my head feels like it...
