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to the tune of MY NAME IS MUD
my name is Fudd my name is Fudd not to be confused with Daffy Sam or Sylvester my name is Fudd, it’s always been cuz I’m the finest big game hunter you’ve ever se...
to the tune of MOVIN' OUT
Prince Adam lives in the castle up high everyone thinks he’s a milquetoast no one quite knows what to think of the guy hanging out with that little red ghost oh but Skeleto...
to the tune of Lorde's ROYALS
I’ve never put a scalpel into flesh I close my eyes for surgeries in the movies and I’m not proud of my weakness but I near pass out… for routine testing but everybody’s like foreskins, sm...
to the tune of LONDON CALLING
dungeon crawling from the faraway inns the dragons hoard gold the battle begins dungeon crawling in the underworld the litches and witches, diamonds and pearls dungeon c...
to the tune of the Spider Man theme
spiders, man spiders, man thinks he’s covered in spiders, man can his hands change in size? no they can’t, he’s just high look out he’s seeing spiders, man does he spike? ...
to the tune of the Mr. Ed theme
A corpse is a corpse, of course, of course And no one can talk to a corpse of course That is, of course, unless the corpse is the famous Mr. Dead Go right to the source and ask the ...
to the tune of PENNY LANE
Tramontane is on a corner off the 5-8-12 there’s been construction there since before there were roads each week they change which way the detours go it’s worth the work, you know ...
to the tune of O CHRISTMAS TREE
Officious Tree, Officious Tree effusively obtrusive Officious Tree, Officious Tree meddling and deluded your smug superiority holding your long l...
to the tune of ALL THE YOUNG DUDES
hey, we should rap sometime about space coaster rides how trippy kids shows were in nineteen-eighty-five deprived, that’s the kids alive, born after eighty-five ...
to the tune of CAN'T YOU SEE
gonna find a dungeon strap myself in chains, man when the next full moon comes before I start transformin’ my mouth starts foamin’ fangs start cutting through my gums ...
to the tune of YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME
shot through the head and Bill’s to blame William Tell had bad aim a perfect shot is what you claim put me through hell like it’s some kind of game practice makes perfect or so they say ...
to the tune of I Saw Three Ships
I felt three chimps rip at my face Planet of Apes, Planet of Apes I felt three chimps rip at my face Planet of Apes, it’s annoying can’t make them stop ripping at me Planet ...
to the tune of Black Betty
whoa Sim City (cy-ber-land) whoa Sim City (cy-ber-land) Sim City, built a town (cy-ber-land) the damn thing burned down (cy-ber-land) didn’t build light rail (cy-ber-la...
to the tune of Particle Man
article man, article man he could be “a” or “the” or “an” in terms of language, really important, article man doesn’t wear shorts, not into sports but he’s in each and every book report ...
to the tune of GNR's Patience
Shed a tear in my old test tubes The process takes a while I think about my monster every day now Was a time when he was alive But the town set him on fire I’ll just resurrect him with new par...
tune of Fat Bottomed Girls
Oh gonna take a pleasure cruise Oh ten miles in the ocean blue Oh gonna look at the sealife Glass bottom boats, you let me watch the fish swim ‘round The ship was booked from one to four...
to the tune of LITTLE DRUMMER BOY
bummed, they want to be, they want to be bummed emo bands, they must see, they want to be bummed their darkest clothes, they’ll wear, they want to be bummed and jet-black gre...
to the tune of Daughter
by pin… or submission… one squared circle in a darkened and smokey room a grappler… confident… unaware of his opponent emcee, he announces try not to piss your singlet ...
to the tune of where its at
there’s a destination a little up the road from the Munstitute and the Stewarts store the place cool kids and old men go for ears full of sound and a cup of joe food for your mouth a...
to the tune of LIKE A VIRGIN
she finally gave up on cheese shares videos to you shot inside a slaughterhouse from the cow’s point of view in the past, not so brash it was rash, something really n...
tune of Soul 2 Squeeze
my bard got a disease sometimes from his two eyes he bleeds foul wizardry it seems or was it stings from gi-ant bees? all the orcs run from me they heard the dying ...
tune of Der Fuerhrer's Face
when The Donald says he’s gonna build a wall we kick kick the Donald in the balls when The Donald has his minions get in brawls we kick kick the Donald in the balls wh...
to the tune of TEENAGE WASTELAND
out there on the courts werewolf playing sports there is fur underneath those tube socks was Jason Bateman in the second one in the first film, Michael J Fox not tall for b...
to the tune of COLD TURKEY
tried to eat vegan tried it for fun told to try fake meat soy beans on bun my stomach is churning colon is clenched like I ate a brick wall like I ...
to the tune of TMBG's "Damn Good Times"
my bard isn’t a natural lancer but my paladin is a natural lancer he don’t believe in any in-betweens he’s got a stick up his ass but he’s great with a lance my paladin ...
Book Description
I’m also a frustrated musician
with no instrumental talent and
about an octave and a half of vocal range
still sometimes I soldier on
and write comedy parodies of popular songs
and sing them a capella at open mic nights
this will be a collection of first drafts
of those projects
