to the tune of LIKE A VIRGIN in song parodies
- July 25, 2016, 2:41 a.m.
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she finally gave up on cheese
shares videos to you
shot inside a slaughterhouse
from the cow’s point of view
in the past, not so brash
it was rash, something really new
but it makes her feel
yeah, it makes her feel
better than me and you
like a vegan
meatless lunch for the very first time
like a vegan
she’s gonna judge you
when you dine
it’s her whole identity
only been three days
throwing paint at butchers
she swears it’s not a phase
gluten free so no wheat
and so what/the hell will she eat
Oreos and beans?
just Oreos and beans?
doesn’t sound like a treat
like a vegan
meatless lunch for the very first time
like a vegan
she’s gonna judge you
when you dine
like a vegan, ooh, ooh
like a vegan
gonna live off limes
she’s gonna judge you/when you’re eating/very harshly
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
ooh, baby
gonna judge your life
gonna judge you all the time…
oooh, like a vegan
Last updated July 31, 2016
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