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Music shit
So I’ve started writing my new album in earnest. I say new, although this will be the first I’ve ever written solo. My band are long gone and none of you ever heard the music, so don’t worry on t...
Language
I have a long list of literary mistakes that people make that fucking aggravate me to no end. These are usually in the written form; I never hear people actually say these things but I often see ...
Loneliness
My sleep schedule is all fucked up. Also, I’m somewhat terrible at social interaction. If I ever come off as confrontational, hostile or argumentative, well, sorry. Brain not good. Also, sleep pa...
Windows 3.1
There were so many great little games on Windows 3.1 but none of them will run on a 64-bit OS without some tweaking and cheating. When I was running Linux on this bitch it was as simple as runnin...
The power of crass capitalism
Something has been brought to my attention that nearly broke me. The sportswear company Puma has invented what they are referring to as “active gaming footwear”. It is, as I’m sure you can guess,...
Earthbound
In a nutshell.
Yuletide!
Merry Tidings on this glorious Yule afternoon. I got pretty damned drunk last night (totally unplanned) and ended up out and about . When I got back, the door to my mancave decided to come off it...
Well, *that* happened.
Yeah, so, this happened. Right here on ProseBox. Jesus FUCK What kind of mental hospital website is this? Jesus Christ.
Children of Bodom
Eleven years on and still a great track. WARNING - contains awesome.
All day long
So what are you guys up to today? Me? Drinking Hobgoblin out of a horn and watching every Star Wars movie back to back.
Proving my point admirably
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-50837267 I have no idea who these people are (even though I’m assured that they are “big name Instagram influencers”, whatever the fuck that even means) but it...
Tekashi's Castle
So! Rainbow haired racketeer-turned-snitch Tekashi 69 (I refuse to spell that little chunt’s name out the way he wants) gets two years in prison, a reduction from the 47 minimum he was facing aft...
Dragged down by the currents
Shamelessly nicked wholesale from Barbra Bad Current Book: The Hepatitis Bathtub And Other Stories, by the punk band NOFX. It’s their autobiographical book. Those guys are fucked up. Well, Fat Mi...
My new "friend"
So creepy stalker behaviour is a thing here, hm? I literally just made an account here. I don’t need this shit.
My first block!
Yeah, so, is this place infested with right-wing lunatics, racists, xenophobes, homophobes, anything like that? Had to block a motherfucker just now and I’m hoping that this isn’t a regular thing...
I don't get this
I’m ditching the numbering because I don’t remember what number I’m on and I can’t be bothered to look it up. Hey so what does this mean? I’m genuinely confused. Do people actually think that o...
10. The Motherfucker Got Impeached
[Politics warning. Also, politics you might not agree with. Right-wingers may want to skip this one] That fat greasy fuck got impeached. Republicans will immediately jump in and say “Yeah, but he...
9. GameFAQS
WARNING - this entry contains examples of sheer dumbfuckery. For your own safety and sanity, please do NOT visit the accursed website mentioned below. Reader discretion is advised. So! Let’s tal...
8. Mistakes were made
I’m in the doghouse with my wife although she’s being pretty cool about it. I type this from my bed. I haven’t put any clothes on and I’ve only left the bed for rudimentary mundane things such as...
Intermission: Inspiration
7. Parallels
This comic book was written in during the Bush Jr administration, but holy fuck could it ever be written now. How deliciously prophetic.
6. Boris Johnson
5. Twits
So today I got permanently suspended from Twitter, and I find I’m okay with that. The tweet that landed me in hot water was “The New Xbox? Looks stupid, still probably going to get it”. I shit yo...
4. Unwell
Before I start this entry, I feel I should warn anyone reading this that I swear, a lot, and if you are offended by that, I suggest you don’t read. I’m not in the habit of censoring myself. I spe...
3. Bootleg brands in videogames
Something I’ve always been very fond of in videogames is finding and examining bootleg brands. You know what I’m talking about? Things like I always love that. Also, not related, but I saw this,...
