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Peculiar Year for Cars
Before this year, in the entire history of my Wife and I being in each other’s lives… there had only ever been one accident. A mutual rear ending in a parking lot by me two weeks before the wedd...
Come At Me, Bro
So.... I’m back in DM. Catching up on DVR with my Wife. Governor is up for election. RE: Iowa’s governor has PRIVATIZED health care. SO she needs to fucking go because I, for one, don’t think...
Briefly, Lets Discuss
I received a report from a Department of Human Services worker about children in jeopardy. In my role as a Juvenile Attorney, I reviewed the report and filed it as is my job. In the Juvenile S...
Twitter Sized Entry: Job
So… you know how I like my job? I mean… I have things to do, downtime, a purpose… this is absolutely the job I want and need in my life? Some things are funny. I don’t want to over use Secretar...
3 Quick
Here are three quick, possibly offensive truths. (1) I am stone cold, extreme, multiple other modifying words, terrified that Wife will never be as engaged in our sex life as I am. That really i...
The Rest of the Day
So, after using my wastebasket for a vomit container… I removed my briefcase from the tiny “couchlette” in my office, used my trench coat like a pillow, and took a 30 minute nap. Only 30 minutes...
So That's a Problem
Last night, I went home and had a very light super. Poured myself a drink and started playing video games. Apparently, the strength of the drink compared to the lightness of the super was a ter...
Sometimes Darkness Can Show You The Light
(Disturbed Song from this morning’s commute). OH. MY. G! The morning commute seriously felt SO LONG! Seriously. I hate mornings. I left my apartment at 7:11 a.m. I got into my office at 7:58...
So Here's A Thing
Last night, I was tossing and turning something awful. I dreamt that I was working for a Private Firm in Waterloo and the power went out. While the power was out, my glasses were knocked off my ...
Public? Why not?!
(Meant to publish last night) This is a public entry from a public servant. This is the kind of thing that would prevent me from getting a Federal Appointment in the future. But the difference ...
Note To Self
Note to self.... build a proper time line of River Song’s life from her perspective. I know it has been done before, truly, but I’ve yet to see a version I genuinely like.
Blandish
Last night my dreams were so incredibly mundane that when I woke up, I had to check to make sure they were dreams. (1) In one dream, I was cleaning my ears with a new tool that was able to get ou...
Five Minutes Fifteen Seconds
There is about an hour left of work today and I am trying to remind myself that days like today are good and important as offsets to days like Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. I shouldn’t be upse...
Night
Tonight’s “drunken” rant… Wife looked at me today and said “The fat has eaten my husband. Your face is too round, your belly too big… I don’t even recognize you anymore. You have become much to...
NSFW To The Extreme!
FOUND IT! Ladies and Gentleman… the following entry was written while extremely inebriated. It is VERY NSFW for content purposes. You’ve been warned. Enjoy drunken ramblings ala me. To the ext...
As Expected
As should probably be expected… I’ve pushed myself very hard the last two days at the job and my body is very upset. But I am being forceful and demanding we finish tough. We have today and tom...
WE GO TOGETHER LIKE
The Vena Cava and the Aorta..... Amoxicilin and Clavulanic Acid… A hypodermic needle and a latex tourniquet… Diverticulitis and a barium enima… The Tibia, The Fibula The left and right ventricle!...
Is it... is it Friday yet?!
Exhausting day. Just what I needed after my long ass Juvenile Court day yesterday. Today was all about (1) Hearings for Trials and Setting Up Jury Trials and Prosecuting Things Too Serious For ...
License Plate Wisdom
For some, if you inspire them? If you make them feel sexy, capable, intelligent, worthy.... they will be. Not true for everyone but certainly true for me. If you make me feel desirable… I’ll ha...
Exhaustion
As an attorney and denizen of the internet, I will be so glad when this entire Kavanaugh thing is behind us. As an American and a Prosecutor, I worry that no matter what happens regarding Judge K...
MORNING
So.... last night.... Left from work straight to DM… a roughly 95 minute drive. Spent time with Wife, saw a good movie, drove to MTown… a roughly 74 minute drive. Drank a little, played video g...
Well Fuck
Radon report came in on the new house. Average Radon reading is 1.3, levels higher than 4 are concerning. Our radon report came back as 14!! Okay… some serious shit needs to be taken care of befo...
Tikity Boo
Another one written in minutes. HA to me, though. I am busy and I’m looking at a fucking MOUNTAIN of shit coming at me… but today was a somewhat slow day. Wife said inspections went really well....
Article
So… this is from a Fashion website so take that with a grain of salt but some things from an article on “Couples Therapists Reveal the Biggest Deal Breakers Couples Ignore” https://www.fashionbea...
Note To Self
As was proved again this evening… hugging my wife is awesome. Also, when/if she says “I love you” in a way where I know she means it… awesome. The problem is she says it that way so very rarely...
Book Description
Life is not what I had hoped it would be at this point. Growing up, I always thought I would have a house, a wife, a dog, and at least one child by the time I was 34. Well, I turn 34 in 5 months and I can’t even get the house part right. Looking into the Future of Me… all I want in this world is that House and Beginning to Work Towards Adulthood. That is what I want. But working where I am as of January 2018? I don’t see a good path forward. Hopefully, something changes. Hopefully, I can make something happen or something happens for me. Until then, I just have to keep working through the maze… hope I find a little cheese now and then.
