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“It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.”
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Survey Says! in Hello
We got back negative results. Woo hoo! Now I can go back to work.
I Don't Mean To in Hello
But I keep making her mad. I’ll do or say something and it sets her off. Today was going good and I had to be a smartass when the clothes came off. As soon as I said it I knew I had fucked up. ...
Seriously? in Hello
Crapola! Got a call from the doc yesterday saying my Covid test sample was poor and they needed another. Ended up going in (with Peacock this time) and got us both tested. 3 to 5 days on results...
Stolen From Lost Soul in Hello
How much cash do you have on you? Roughly about $50 in one’s and five’s. What’s a word that rhymes with DOOR? Floor! Favorite planet? Between it’s use in a Wolfenstein game and seeing a photo of ...
Rona-Rona-Bo-Bona-Fe-Fi-Fona...RONA! in Hello
I had an elevated temperature when I got to work today. Security temp checks everyone who walks through the door. Guess who needs a negative virus test before they’re allowed back to work? Can ...
To The Left And Down The Middle in Hello
The shifts are twelve hours, nights of course. One week I’ll work Mon - Tue, off Wed and Thu then work Fri - Sun. Next will be Off Mon - Tue, work Wed - Thu then have a three day weekend. The h...
Here We Go Again in Hello
Was texted yesterday morning that orientation is tonight for the new job. I’m here in the parking lot thirty minutes early. I’ll smoke my last cigarette then mosey my way into the security offic...
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Cheetos And Bizarre Foods America in Hello
A few of you have reached out to me to see if I’m okay. I am. Hurt my back really bad at that job and just never went back. I left early to go to the doctor and the HR lady called me up and botc...
Emily Rugburn's Election Day Volume II in Hello
Emily Rugburn's Election Day in Hello
Chugga Chugga Chugga Buggy in Hello
My right foot’s arthritis is acting up hardcore. Swelling, putting off heat. Pain. Walked four miles this morning with Peacock. Worth it. The weather was fantastic for a long walk.
2020's Endgame in Hello
What 'Cha Gonna Do? in Hello
And now for something completely different.
I’m still awake. Yesterday was a busy one for me. Mowed the lawn with the new mower. Over a month since last cut when the old mower blew it’s engine. Huge pain in the ass. Then picked up a fe...
Information Super Highway Rabbithole in Hello
Watching Unsolved Mysteries and noticed in the credits a state level bureau mentioned. I’ve always wondered how close to a state level to F.B.I. are they. Man, did I learn some crazy stuff. Spen...
Hanging Around in Hello
I’m still alive. Don’t feel like writing much.
Ow My Back! in Hello
I started the job I interviewed for today. Four ten hour shifts with a three day weekend. Not bad but after three weeks of being lazy my back fucking aches after standing that long. Oh ya, non ...
Tubby Bastard in Hello
I need to lay of sweets. Seriously. My phone rang to life around 8:30 ish PM earlier tonight. No clue what the number was. Voicemail was from the supervisor from the job I interviewed for yeste...
EXCELLENT! in Hello
Bill And Ted’s Excellent Adventure is on. Okay, I need to clarify something. She punched me ‘cause I told her to. I think…? Everything gets real fuzzy towards the end there. We established lon...
Oh I Feel Like Ass in Hello
She fractured her hand when she punched me in the back of the head for drinking. Today we’ve made up but lawd do I feel awful. Headache, heartburn, general lethargy in my body. Day one. Back t...
As An Adult in Hello
Doug has anxiety. Get him a therapist and meds, STAT! Rocko’s Modern Life is still insane. Please, don’t touch! (FEEL THE ITCH OF REAL WOOL!) Rugrats should all be dead by the time the first film...
Hipolito Rodriguez Shocked Himself In The Kitchen in Hello
I WANT A FUCKIN’ BEER! Imma smoke a buncha pot and focus on Spongebob. Obviously still craving a drink. Roughly two-ish hours later… I ended up watching Twilight Zone and Alfred Hitchcock Hour. ...
Blah blah. Nothing really to say. Been bored this week. Went to a job interview and there was no A/C in the building. Yeah fuck that. Got another one lined up for Thursday. We’ll see how that g...
Untitled 08/15/20 in Hello
Addiction. I was driving home from dropping off books at the library, lost in a thought. For someone who has a heroin addiction that gets clean, what’s the craving like? When it gets in the bra...
