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“It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.”
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Meanwhile, At Wayne Manor in Hello
Just popping in to say I friggin’ LOVE my new job. Everyone is super chill and the boss is actually training me unlike other places I’ve been.
My mind is like an abandoned ancient city. I’m wandering down back alleys and ducking through doorways, trying to find an answer. Yet all that I find is debris and skeletal pieces. The sun burns ...
Sometimes I Miss Hard Drugs in Drugs 'n Drunk
Snorting coke on acid while a joint is going around. Good times.
She fuckin’ asked me for help and I got lazy and never called a psychiatrist. Stupid Stupid Stupid
Peacock is in the hospital after a failed suicide attempt. This is on me, I’ve been a bastard to her…
Stuck In The Butt in Hello
The nurse laughed at me when I rolled up my sleeve for the steroid shot. I did end up going by work to drop off my note and fill out my new hire paperwork. Today I’m able to walk without the a...
Maybe I Was Promoted To Green Belt Too Early in Dreams And Nightmares
Friday morning the H.R. lady called me. She wasn’t there the day before and wanted me to come in and fill my paperwork out. I told her I’d be in an hour before the shift and she assured me i di...
Sum' Bitch! in Hello
Currently laying on the couch with the heating pad on my lower back. First night on the job and it went decent. My feet and back hurt, as to be expected. I gotta get used to standing again. Sa...
Interesting in Hello
I start the new job tomorrow. Forgot my birthday is Friday, not tomorrow. Peacock and I have caught up on lost time doing X-rated stuff to each other. We’re still together but am keeping some ti...
Drafty *Update* in Hello
I know my house is drafty but damn. I’m on the couch in jeans, socks, house shoes, boxers, t-shirt and long sleeve flannel and it’s still a wee bit cold in here. My birthday is Thursday and with ...
We're All Living A Lie in Drugs 'n Drunk
I’d rather be the Invisible Man. Looks fun.
Well, the New Year’s resolution of reading more is going good. This week I’ve read: Star Wars: Dawn of the Jedi Into the Void And Star Wars Old Republic: Deceived Both were good reads. I still ...
I got an interview tomorrow at 9. Wish me luck! Edit: It’s with a temp service but thanks for the confidence notes. A while back I bought Rage 2 at Wal-Mart for five bucks. Pretty cool game so f...
12:00 in Drugs 'n Drunk
I’m just so fucking confused....
So I Was Stupid Again... in Hello
Peacock came home Friday. Lot’s of sex ensued. Saturday she tells me she ended up making out with the trucker friend ‘cause we aren’t together since I asked her to move (I was reconsidering it.) ...
Need to lay off Reddit. The justice boner I have from reading about Wallstreetbets raping hedge funds out of billions because of Game Stop stocks only leaves me so much blood to run the rest of ...
If I could help…
Food Stuffs in Hello
It dawned on me earlier that I never retired the grill for winter. Cooked up pork chops with zucchini last week then did bratwurst the next night. What will this week hold?
My dad was a computer programmer back in the day. Mid to late 80’s As a machinist, I’m responsible for debugging a program. In some way there is irony. But I’m too drunk to focus. Peacock....
Six-Shooter in Hello
I want to go to a Ren Fare dressed as a cowboy.
Fuck Politics! in Hello
Enjoy cat’s meowing
15 Years Later... in Hello
Watching The Flintstones. Don’t fret if you alphabet soup spells something ominous. However, if it speaks, toss it out. Did you know the Special Olympics is under investigation after an athlete ...
What’s the difference between a baby and a baggie of cocaine? Eric Clapton wouldn’t take his eyes off the baggie. Imma catch hell for this next one. What’s red, slimey and crawls up a girl’s leg?...
