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“It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.”
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Chugga Chugga Chugga Buggy in Hello
My right foot’s arthritis is acting up hardcore. Swelling, putting off heat. Pain. Walked four miles this morning with Peacock. Worth it. The weather was fantastic for a long walk.
2020's Endgame in Hello
What 'Cha Gonna Do? in Hello
And now for something completely different.
I’m still awake. Yesterday was a busy one for me. Mowed the lawn with the new mower. Over a month since last cut when the old mower blew it’s engine. Huge pain in the ass. Then picked up a fe...
Information Super Highway Rabbithole in Hello
Watching Unsolved Mysteries and noticed in the credits a state level bureau mentioned. I’ve always wondered how close to a state level to F.B.I. are they. Man, did I learn some crazy stuff. Spen...
Hanging Around in Hello
I’m still alive. Don’t feel like writing much.
Ow My Back! in Hello
I started the job I interviewed for today. Four ten hour shifts with a three day weekend. Not bad but after three weeks of being lazy my back fucking aches after standing that long. Oh ya, non ...
Tubby Bastard in Hello
I need to lay of sweets. Seriously. My phone rang to life around 8:30 ish PM earlier tonight. No clue what the number was. Voicemail was from the supervisor from the job I interviewed for yeste...
EXCELLENT! in Hello
Bill And Ted’s Excellent Adventure is on. Okay, I need to clarify something. She punched me ‘cause I told her to. I think…? Everything gets real fuzzy towards the end there. We established lon...
Oh I Feel Like Ass in Hello
She fractured her hand when she punched me in the back of the head for drinking. Today we’ve made up but lawd do I feel awful. Headache, heartburn, general lethargy in my body. Day one. Back t...
As An Adult in Hello
Doug has anxiety. Get him a therapist and meds, STAT! Rocko’s Modern Life is still insane. Please, don’t touch! (FEEL THE ITCH OF REAL WOOL!) Rugrats should all be dead by the time the first film...
Hipolito Rodriguez Shocked Himself In The Kitchen in Hello
I WANT A FUCKIN’ BEER! Imma smoke a buncha pot and focus on Spongebob. Obviously still craving a drink. Roughly two-ish hours later… I ended up watching Twilight Zone and Alfred Hitchcock Hour. ...
Blah blah. Nothing really to say. Been bored this week. Went to a job interview and there was no A/C in the building. Yeah fuck that. Got another one lined up for Thursday. We’ll see how that g...
Untitled 08/15/20 in Hello
Addiction. I was driving home from dropping off books at the library, lost in a thought. For someone who has a heroin addiction that gets clean, what’s the craving like? When it gets in the bra...
Experiment in Hello
I’ve done this since yesterday. Every time I find the urge to pick up the phone out of boredom, I read a chapter in a book. The world (especially the U.S.) is a fuckin’ nightmare and I would like...
Muscle Relaxer in Hello
My right knee is hurting bad. Tried laying in bed with Peacock and can’t get comfortable so I popped a muscle relaxer. Now I’m on the couch watching Se7en. “What’s in the box?!?” Good flick. I...
I’m good. Last night was hard. Don’t know what put the idea in my head but it was hard to shake. I think it’s a combination of stress and boredom.
Fuck You x 2 in Hello
You don’t rule me. You aren’t me. You’re a stupid urge. You’re a stupid craving. I’m not giving in…
Fuck That! in Hello
Peacock and I got fired yesterday for going on a non-break time smoke break. It was when she first got there in the morning and wanted to see me. Someone tattled to the boss, boss watched the c...
February 9th is the official day I quit but it was on a Sunday to which I count as weeks. When that exact date rolls around it’ll be a full year. Off Friday and Saturday night. Caught up on ho...
Pirate Metal! in Hello
“Keelhaul that filthy landlubber Send him down to the depths below Make that bastard walk the plank With a bottle of rum and a yo ho ho”
Stolen From Mandy H. in Hello
44 Odd Things You Don’t Know About Me Do you like blue cheese? Nooooo Have you ever smoked? Verily Do you own a gun? No but Peacock does. What is your favorite flavor? Of? Blue raspberry Jolly R...
Six Months! in Hello
Woo hoo! Made it 1/2 a year sober! Here’s to another six months! Today I celebrated with ribs from Dreamland BBQ. Gotta work tonight. Bah!
An Offer He Can't Refuse in Hello
I’m watching The Godfather for the first time right now. Tis awesome so far. Off last night so we stayed up all day. Ran a fee errands, went to visit her parents, scored a bag of weed and passe...
Frank Castle in Hello
It’s no secret I love the comic book character The Punisher. Have been a fan for years. On the way home from work the other day the truck in the lane next to me had a Punisher skull decal with…w...
