J.E. ⋅ 35
“It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.”
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Dumbass... in Hello
I overslept and missed work. No call no show. I hope I’m not fired…
Well Fudge in Hello
Yep. Saturday, mandatory. I’ve already laid out an itinerary for the evening when I get off. I actually don’t care about working, really. All I do is just find meaningless distractions until I re...
I’ll be the martyr for the hated, the weak, the ugly, the lost… ✊ Rock! ✋ Paper! ✌ Scissors! SHOOT! 🖕 Been getting off at 3 AM this week and will next. I’m pretty sure I have a mandatory Satur...
Still Here in Hello
I just really don’t know what to write anymore… Seems the only thing I look forward to these days is getting into bed after work and reading. My decompress time. I’m in the middle of I, Jedi w...
Went to my brother’s for an Indepence Day cookout. Had two burgers, good conversation with family and my brother’s gym partner. Didn’t stay for fireworks because mom had to check in on our inva...
The joys of alcoholism. I took off today for court. Yet again put off for another two months. Went to the library and checked out a few Star Wars graphic novels. So, while reading them and ...
Sonofabitch in Hello
New job started today. Was happy to be back on a forty hour work week. Yeah…funny that, haha. Supervisor told me it’s five twelves at sixty hours a week. Either the lady at the agency didn’t k...
Tip Me On My Side in Hello
Went to the Chinese buffet tonight, so stuffed. Ate a lot of sushi and chicken. Woke up sorta early today and cleaned house. Really needed it. Tomorrow I’m going to attempt to fight this heat...
Strut Baby Strut in Hello
The lady from the temp agency called to let me know I’ll start work Monday, not tomorrow. Groovy. Not gonna lie, there were some hotties in traffic court today. Ha. Found myself checking out a...
Hot Damn Sauce in Hello
August eighth next court date. Ugh. Went to Po Boy Factory for lunch. Crab cake basket with cajun fries. The house made HDS is so freakin’ good. Spicy mayo concoction. Split the crab and shr...
Yesterday I saw the lawyer and he said he’s trying to get both charges wrapped up into one so fingers crossed. Start a new job on Friday. Not the one I interviewed twice for which in all hones...
Slick Shoes in Hello
Decent night of rest and I feel loads better. Goonies is on. I want a pirate skeleton piano, just saying. Watching this as an adult, One Eyed Willy (the penis pirate) and his crew must have be...
No Solids Left in Hello
I’ve been having a slight fever today with sinus issues and constant diarrhea. I know, graphic. Really feel like shit. Woke up today feeling good and even got out of the house for a bit but as...
R.I.P. Anthony Bourdain in Hello
I’ve read most of his books, watched almost every episode of his shows. Really loved his work. Sad day…
Solo = No No in Hello
Busy day. Chauffeured mom and my aunt around today. Few thrift stores, got two Terry Brooks books. Aunt bought us lunch at this higher end steak house called Conner’s. That sirloin was SO dam...
Second interview for same company Thursday. Guess I did something right. Got my hair cut today. Buzzed short. Now I feel constantly cold heh.
Finally made it to Firestone today. Tire was still in good shape so they patched it up for $30.78. Helluva lot cheaper than I expected so ya, I’m happy. I’ve got a job interview at noon today. ...
Well Crapola in Hello
8:23 AM. Got up to fix a flat tire and buy a new one but alas, no spare nor jack. WTF? I guess next time I get a new car that should, sadly, be something to check. I’m not tired. I could ca...
Everyone's Doing It Part 2 in Hello
What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie? Oh geez, uh…last film I teared up over was the Pixar flick Inside Out. Forgetting the imaginary friend. If you could have plastic surgery, what wo...
Smoker's Pot in Hello
Sixth smoke out. Judge not.
Day 5 (Wet Cookout) in Hello
Still having the craving after I eat. That after food smoke, gah. Fulfilled my dream. Laid around watching TV while dicking around on YouTube. Eventuall got tired enough to sleep from eleven...
Day 4 (Hurty Owie) in Hello
So I drank a bit after work last night and smoked a mini cigar. But no cigarettes. I did, however, roll a spliff and took a few tokes everytime I craved a cig. Cottonmouth took care of that. I...
Day 3 (Huh, That's Strange) in Hello
No super nic-fit today, which I find odd… Last time I tried the whole I’m quitting thing by day two I was super jonsein’ for a smoke and ready to naw my own face off. Yes, last night…morning?…a...
Day 2 (Gift Of Gab Gibberish) in Hello
Surprisingly I wasn’t taken by the nicotine fiend today. Am craving one now but just ate. Gonna skip the shower and go to bed. A bit sore. Tonight was better. Had two machines to run, kept ...
Day One (No Mummy, I Don't Want To) in Hello
Work was…there was a snafu from yesterday that was on me. I was actually able to shrug it off as a mistake is a miatake. Pay better attention. I’ve decided to put myself through the first bit...
