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“It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.”
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Yesterday... in Hello
With my left hand I grabbed a paper towel of the roll and did a quick yank to tear it off. Wasn’t paying attention and my extended index finger slammed, full force, against the counter. Ho boy...
It’s rained on and off. Sometimes a hard rain, sometimes a light sprinkle. Nothing too bad. Yay! 4:35 AM Quiet for hours now. Watched Terry Pratchett’s Hogfather on YouTube. Funny, cu...
3:40 AM *Aliens* (Edit/Update) in Hello
Anyone see the sequel to Alien, Aliens.? I’m in the middle of the third book of the trilogy, River Of Pain. It tells the story of how the little girl, Newt, ended up where she was when Ripley ...
But Lt. Dan? in Hello
He. Was. Nuts! Today the weather was perfect so I went and flew a kite. Mom used the new walker my bro and his gf got her. Twas nice. I keep joking about riding out the storm that’s comi...
One Marijuana, Please? in Hello
8:00 AM on the dot! I finished the second Alien book a few minutes ago. Alien: Sea of Sorrows by James A. Moore I liked it a lot better than the first one I read yesterday. If I keep this...
Cabbage And A Bit Of Mushroom (Updated) in Hello
No Reservation is on in the background. RIP Anthony Bourdain 🤟 You taught me to be adventurous and appreciate life through food. I’m sleeping in/staying up too late again. Oh well, extra hou...
When I'm On Cocaine I Don't Want To Dance in Hello
I just want more cocaine. Spent the day sleeping (a lot!) and not feeling good. Yesterday mom felt like arse and now I feel like bum. 🤒🤕😷 Time for another terlit trip. I need to find so...
Put The Fork Down! in Hello
Man, I’ve been hungry the last hour. Ate some leftovers doused in hot sauce, downed a Mt. Dew with it then had a Little Debbie snack. I’ve finally hit bottom ha. I’m getting super tired but...
Deport Elon! in Hello
Just had a thought… Is it possible for the federal workers to band together and file a class action lawsuit against Musk?
Spies And Pedos Run Free in Hello
Tariffs = broke Americans It’s 3:57 AM and of course I’m awake. I signed mom and I up for a free crafting event at the library at 2 this afternoon. I spaced out watching YouTube, it’s 4:...
What Are You Doing, Stepbro? in Hello
How many pornos are there going to be of a female getting stuck in the dryer or under the sink? Mom took some money out of savings yesterday to pay off a few bills and fur spending. So…I got m...
Greetings Citizen Prosebox (R.I.P.) in Hello
George Lowe, famous for his voice over work most notably as Space Ghost on the Adult Swim hit *Space Ghost Coast To Coast”, has passed away. He was 68. I have a dead man’s autograph now. 🤔 ...
He Was A Big Time Scrap Metal Tycoon From The South in Hello
Murder She Wrote is on in the background. Today started off good but I got REALLY sick at my stomach around sundown. I laid on the couch bemoaning how I felt till I had to make a mad dash to t...
Smokey cried a bit on the way to the vet but was a champ when he got his shot. Proud of my boy. Went out to eat with my aunt and cousin after. I really didn’t want to go to the Chinese buff...
Sometimes, Real Late At Night in Hello
I like to jiggle my fat and go blub blub blub blub blub blub. 8:33 PM Had a bad case of poohsenschitt most of the night. Still got up and showered only to see a message saying the position ...
Nona Harriet Dawn in Hello
R.I.P. Michelle Trachtenberg I used to watch the Adventures of Pete & Pete religiously as a kid. Saw Harriet the Spy a bunch when it came to HBO. Mom (plus several of my friends) freakin...
Dissatisfied in Hello
Been in a funk today. Couldn’t sleep last night so ofc I dozed off after 6 AM. Slept till mid afternoon. Was not happy about it since the weather is nice out. I did get out of the house to...
Gary Larson Is A Genius in Hello
2:40 AM and I’m reading The Farside comics. Love Gary Larson’s strange sense of humor. I made eggplant parmesan tonight with homemade sauce. This time I added another tomato and clove of garl...
Poor 'Lil Ole Monster in Hello
War Of The Gargantuas is on in the background. At one point the Japanese army is shooting the giant monster with badly animated lightening bolt weapons. Mom blurted out the titles of this entr...
Cleaned Teefies. (UPDATE!) (UPDATE X'S 2) in Hello
I got Lily to the vet earlier safe and sound. They’ll sedate her then clean her choppers. After I did that I swung by the store and grabbed four more bundles of logs. Stopped by Circle K fo...
F.U. Karen in Hello
Stick those brown sun glasses up your butt. The weather has been shite. Conners was okayish. Barnes and Noble has nothing. Then when crossing to the parking lot some bitch didn’t slow down, sw...
Happy Birthday To Me! in Hello
Snow on the ground but the roads are fine. Just picked up some gummies and will be getting lunch within the next hour and a half. Library is open so fingers crossed the horror club is still me...
Oh Come On!!! in Hello
Bad weather predicted tomorrow. 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 Library will be opening late. Just checked their website cause I really want to go to that horror club. Then I saw this… https://hmcpl.org/Youn...
Skidmark Sam And Toe-Jam Tommy Jasper in Hello
Ugh! I made a lovely visit to the terlit earlier and now I feel…greasy. 💩 Slowly I’m figuring out a routine with the kitchen. Do the morning dishes after breakfast. Before dinner sweep and ...
Uncle Jed! Granny! Elly Mae! in Hello
The Beverly Hillbillies are on. This show is silly but it makes me laugh. Earlier tonight I tried my hand at homemade tomato sauce. I used five tomatoes to make the sauce but probably could’...
