J.E. ⋅ 41
“It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.”
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Polarizing Politickin' in Hello
Rep. Preston “Bully Boy” Brooks faced no jail time, either. He literally assaulted Sen. Charles Sumner on the Senate floor. I’m wondering when it will happen again. https://en.m.wikipedia.org...
Nothing New Blues in Dreams And Nightmares
There was the one I was at some sort of party. It was all done up like Halloween. I had to go back up the stairs to return to my cell but I had an alcoholic beverage and had to down it before I...
The Ass Monkey Who Delivers On Tuesdays in Hello
RIP Robin. Just thinking tonight is all. It’s a little past midnight, I should be asleep.
Bizzy Bone in Hello
Made a comment that I was tired. Mom reminded me that I’ve been busy today. More laundry, cooked breakfast, mowed the lawn, cooked dinner and have kept the dishes up. Funny, I felt like I had b...
It’s been very peaceful today. Got up a little after six. Made breakfast. Did two loads of laundry. Got an Icee 😁 Between all that I relaxed and read after being busy all week. It rained all morn...
Booky Wook in Hello
I enjoyed Swan Song more than I’m enjoying The Stand. The bad guy was a lot more… entertaining. Let me get to the end for a final thought. Just showered. Earlier I had to wrangle Rosie Butt for...
Between trying to tackle the ungodly stairs yesterday at the Indian Mound or all the food and walking I did today, I’m absolutely worn out. My thighs doth protest. That’s what I got for trying t...
Morning Dew in Hello
6:20 AM The last few days my sleep schedule is on a good track. Asleep around 11 at night and up between 6 to 8 without an alarm. It’s been nice to walk barefoot in the warm wetness of the gras...
Bacon Band Aid in Tales From Inmate #00JI61500
Just made mom and I breakfast. Scrambled eggs and bacon with toast. Or to toot my own horn but I make egg-cellent scrambled eggs. 😃 It got me thinking. All the breakfast I ate in jail we nev...
Just great… The powder keg just exploded. Buckle up America, the ride has started.
Swan Song: The Musical! in Hello
A let me borrow the book Swan Song. It was a good read. Post apocalyptic with some touches of fantasy. But now…I really must learn how to Watusi. 😎
Friday July 12th 2024 12:26 AM in Tales From Inmate #00JI61500
It’s 100 days since I drank. I woke up that Thursday evening hungover, court looming over me the next morning. Made the promise to myself that this was it. If I was able to make it unscathed fr...
Learn Italian In Three Easy Steps!!! in Hello
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Saturday Shenanigans in Hello
Went to Decatur to visit the Cook Museum of Natural Science. Some neat stuff for exhibits. Today I learned it was founded by the guy who also founded Cook’s Pest Control. Originally it was a c...
Holiday Hate in Hello
Spent nearly three months in jail, I’m okay. No cravings One fucking holiday weekend on the outside and I’m thinking, “Some rum or vodka would rule right now.” Fuck this shit!
Independence Day in Hello
Standing in my kitchen, puffing on a cigar and waiting. I’m about to go for a walk around the neighborhood and see fireworks. Then I’m going to grill burgers n brats. Afterwards I’ll shoot off my...
July 3rd in Tales From Inmate #00JI61500
Today would have been my original release date. Nice to get out earlier.
Mt. Dew And Watermelon in Hello
Not a bad combination actually. I’ve knocked out two of the graphic novels from the library Last Gang In Town by Simon Oliver is about a group of London punk rockers in ‘77 who attempt to steal ...
Scratched That Itch in Hello
We went and picked up a few groceries yesterday. I loaded up on fresh veggies because I missed them. Heh. Nothing but canned grossness in lock up. Chicken strips, roasted asparagus, roasted wh...
Excerpt From The Bad Book Affair by Ian Samson in Hello
George paused, just for a moment, and Israel realized: it was the pause. The pause that everyone dreads, and that everyone knows ultimately is coming, and whose meaning is as clear as any outpo...
Dancing For Rain in Hello
I wish it would pour tomorrow. Got this vision in my head, sitting on the covered porch, feet up with book in hand, space out to the sound of the rain. Yeah, that’d be nice. Even though I said I ...
Blew A Gasket in Hello
2:47 AM and don’t care about sleep tonight. While I am happy that I got out…the last few days haven’t been so nice. I’ve been out on the road every day running an errand or committing myself to s...
It's Good To Be King in Hello
Grilled ribs, roasted corn and homemade mac n cheese. All dishes done. Legs propped up, AC going nicely, new cigar the clerk recommended and a book. This is the life. (I forgot to mention, mom ...
Soles Worn Thin in Hello
Still not sleeping right. Caught about five hours this morning. NO NIGHTMARES! That was a constant on my gov funded vacation. Today I finally got to do my banking. See, when you’re released...
Food Stuffs in Tales From Inmate #00JI61500
The meals were served at regular irregular times. Breakfast anywhere from 4 AM - 6 AM Lunch anywhere from 9 AM - 11 AM Dinner anywhere from 4 PM till 5:30 PM Eating like you’re elderly getting th...
