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“It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.”
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Goodnight Zombie in Hello
George A. Romero, your films have had a lasting impact upon me. R.I.P. and try not to come back as your creation. Sincerely, A dedicated fan.
!Ssabmud in I'm About To Have A Nervous Breakdown
I’ve got a sinking feeling my court case is lost. M said she could write a letter about my mental health and how she hs seen me during my sobriety, a year and a half gap, then after my relapse r...
From The Trashcan in Hello
What do you call a masturbating bull? Beef strokin’ off. What’s pink, 9 inches long, and a girl screams when you put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage. What’s worse than nailng a dead baby to a tr...
Not To Put Too Fine A Point On It... in Hello
Say I’m the only bee in your bonnent. Been getting really into They Might Be Giants lately. Five days off and now I’m back to work. Didn’t sleep well this morning and very tired right now. S...
Tonight starts the twelve hour rotating shifts. Six hours in, six more to go. Qutting time is 5:30 AM. bah
Now Don't You Start Your Crying in Hello
Pretty sure over consumption has killed my medication’s ability to work properly. Been down lately.
Funny HaStrange in Hello
Video chat was created so the deaf can have phone sex too.
I go to YouTube becasuse I’m so sick of reading the flame wars on news sites. Look up Strawberry Fields Forever and read a comment about the story behind the song. That, too, becomes a flame wa...
Untitled United in I'm About To Have A Nervous Breakdown
I’m feeling really alone right now. Laying in bed awake at 3:50 AM. Think I’ll hit the pipe and game till five or six. Distraction is key. I’m not sure what brought this feeling on but I loat...
Late Night Feasting in Hello
Almost six AM and I just ate a piece of chocolate cake. Yesterday was fun. Went to my brother’s for a cookout. Ate a burger, bratwurst, and hotdog with some of the SIL’s famous baked beans and ...
Another Rocker Dead in Hello
Was always partial to this Soundgarden song. RIP
Stress in I'm About To Have A Nervous Breakdown
Back in February I drank and got into an auto accident. I know. It was stupid. No one hurt except me. Busted my face up pretty good. I’m facing my second DUI charge. Have got a lawyer to hel...
Saturday Night in Hello
After walking through the sun set in downtown and after a lovely Chinese buffet dinner I learned something all over again. I forgot how nice it is to kick back with someone you care about, sitt...
Interrupting broadcast Incoming transmission Stay tuned to the black and white No picket fences Soda fountains’ gone dry Lonely old street in my tv show Uncertain and afraid Same old story We now...
Was about to head to bed but realized Better Call Saul season three premiere is on. So what if it is hlf over, I can catch that later. Work Monday nights, miss the first airing. Beat. Too muc...
And I’m deep cleaning the fridge…
Survey in Dreams And Nightmares
BODY What do you like most about your body?: My manhood, huh huh And least?: My bald spot. How many dental fillings do you have?: Bad teeth run in my family so.... Do you think you’re good lookin...
Run And Get Your Quarters In in Hello
Anyone want a boyfriend or cuddle buddy? Been a bit lonely…very lonely…and well, would like someone to hang with. That is all…
Stolen Survey in Hello
Why not take a break from negativity and learn about each other? 😃 1. Who are you named after? There is a literal fascist administration in power right now in the United States. 2. Last time you ...
Caution: Homicidal Luggage in Hello
I mentioned to the counselor that I need to find some distractions to keep my mind off the bottle when it comes weekend time where I have two full nights of nothing to do. Sooo…after a restless ...
Make The Bad Bad Go Way Way in I'm About To Have A Nervous Breakdown
She hasn’t changed other than working private practice now instead of state run facility. We talked about my relapse, slip into hard drugs and overall self destructive behavior. I thanked her f...
Blargha Blargha in Hello
I really don’t want to work tonight. Took off yesterday to go to opening night of Stand Up Live, new comedy club. Fucking packed and service was a cluster fuck. I get that it was day one but...
A Few Weeks Of Promises And Attempts Failed in I'm About To Have A Nervous Breakdown
Life is always boring and mundane when I think to come here and write…or consider writing. At work my mind is a swirl of things I want to talk about. Then I think of here and…like hitting a se...
New Years Resolution in Hello
I’ve never made one before because I usually don’t care. Have been thinking a lot lately. I will wake up sober and not hungover tomorrow. I’ve had a year relapse, I’ve gotten it out of my sys...
Use The Force... in Hello
Rogue One is the best Star Wars experience I’ve ever had in the theater.
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