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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
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july 14 in idea barrages
1.) One of the few things sadder than having a kid thinking it will save your doomed relationship is having a kid thinking it will save your played-out youtube channel. 2.) Tagline: “Ain’t No Rul...
july 13 in idea barrages
1.) Remember WHY “militia” is so pivotal to the 2nd Amendment. It was never about arming people to overthrow an oppressive gov’t, it was a sop to slaveowners who wanted armed militia with which t...
those great “crazy geniuses” did their best most valued and well-remembered work during extended periods of lucidity and/or recovery the works of “madness” were generally crap either ...
listen there were always gay folk there were always trans folk just now they’re coming forward react with love and understanding and not...
crossroads in poetry
no guitar or crossroad is required if you want to sell off your soul you just need a three-piece suit you just need a heart like a hole the devil no longer waits at the city’s edges li...
students alone in poetry
rebellion’s hard to get done when they’ve got us all pressed down check-to-check and deep in debt and on the run forever let’s be real the crushing student and medical debt heaped on mil...
completion in poetry
I’ll be whole when I’m dead which sounds depressing but actually its goddamn joyous as long as I am imperfect flawed and uncompleted I can grow and learn I can evolve and change ...
july 12 in idea barrages
1.) If you view every movie about a scruffy lovable dog on Netflix in one sitting, that’s called Benjwatching. 2.) Hark, what malady vexes yon varlets where they would besmirch my lady fair/what ...
july 11 in idea barrages
1.) A parody about Zeus’s terrible vengeance called “Greek Lightning”? 2.) Sadly, the one-eyed one-horned flying purple-people eater was driven to extinction through its overly exclusive diet. Th...
july 10 in idea barrages
1.) Amoungst the Fremen of Arrakis in DUNE, the most popular contraceptive technique was the “don’t walk with rhythm” method. 2.) Nobody WANTS to hear you sing “Total Eclipse Of The Heart” purpos...
july 9 in idea barrages
1.) When complaining about how things are different from the past, at least consider that there might be a reason why the way it used to be doesn’t work anymore. Just because the past was your pa...
july 8 in idea barrages
1.) (They don’t care that he’s so stupid he’d claim there were airplanes in the 1700s if that’s what the teleprompter says. He legitimizes their horrifying racism, that’s all they want out of him...
july 7 in idea barrages
1.) One thing that’s good in our cultural landscape: Duncan Yo-Yos never tried busting out a “Duncan Means Yolos” ad jingle to try and appeal to the kids. 2.) Is someone who studies the high scho...
july 6 in idea barrages
1.) I wonder how long it takes for internet culture to ingrain into our psychoses and the new delusions will instead erroneously believe that they are NOT being watched all the time. 2.) I’m stil...
july 5 in idea barrages
1.) Small business is vital, small business is wonderful. But once a business is too big to listen to the needs of its workers, its customers and its local community, it has failed. It has failed...
july 4 in idea barrages
1.) Vote Susan “The Invisible Woman” 2020 - For Transparency In Government 2.) Your band that only plays heavy metal covers of Gordon Lightfoot will be called “Gordon Heavyfoot”. 3.) Get you a m...
july 3 in idea barrages
1.) If people end up actually offended after a comedy roast, that can lead to roast beef. 2.) Did they ever do a knock-off of Angry Birds where the projectiles are the head of Aaron Burr? 3.) Ev...
july 2 in idea barrages
1.) Where the seamstress for the band in TINY DANCER and the tailor in HOUSE OF THE RISING SUN related somehow? Grandmother and grand daughter? That’s my new head canon. 2.) A mash-up of the X-Fi...
july 1 in idea barrages
1.) An evil pastry chef called Infectioner’s Sugar. 2.) If your colostomy bag bursts, it is now a catastrophe bag. 3.) I still like to refer to Bea Arthur’s role in the Star Wars Holiday Special...
june capstone in idea barrages
1.) It is a shame that not enough people would understand a parody of Skynyrd’s “Simple Man” about the Charmin mascot Mister Whimple. 2.) There are not enough memes where Bernie Sanders is replac...
“What you might not expect,” the Amazing Mitzi once told the sasquatch called Frank, “is how fake magic is actually magnitudes more difficult than actual magic.” She smiled, gestured with her rig...
june 29 in idea barrages
1.) Every individual tree is important. Holy even, maybe. But if you burn down the forest trying to save any one particular tree, you’ve just burned down thousands of important maybe holy individ...
june 28 in idea barrages
1.) Just because it’s stupid doesn’t mean it isn’t true. Just because it’s real doesn’t make it right. 2.) In Soviet maudlin pop-country music, Harper Valley widowed wife tells story about YOU. ...
june 27 in idea barrages
1.) Interestingly, other than the time crunch, taking an improv class and learning how to be a waiter are really synergistically helping each other. What’s more “yes, and”, what’s more going with...
june 26 in idea barrages
1.) If you can find the Bible passage where Jesus says “imprison and humiliate your neighbors for trying to get their children a better life”, show it to me and I’ll buy that these bigots are act...
