july 10 in idea barrages

1.) Amoungst the Fremen of Arrakis in DUNE, the most popular contraceptive technique was the “don’t walk with rhythm” method.

2.) Nobody WANTS to hear you sing “Total Eclipse Of The Heart” purposefully off-key as “Atonal Eclipse Of The Heart” but that doesn’t mean that it isn’t funny.

3.) Whenever I hear about beta blockers, I think… poor fishes.

4.) Dolphins are very much into net neutrality.

5.) The only thing old money hates more than the poor is new money. The only thing new money hates more than the poor is themselves.

6.) No one can order around Namor The Submariner except for Ramon The Dommariner. His safe phrase is “Imperius Rex!”

7.) “Family restaurant” means a very different thing when there’s cannibals about.

8.) I want to sell caffeinated sausages under the “Thrillshire Farms” label.