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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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july 2 in idea barrages
1.) Where the seamstress for the band in TINY DANCER and the tailor in HOUSE OF THE RISING SUN related somehow? Grandmother and grand daughter? That’s my new head canon. 2.) A mash-up of the X-Fi...
july 1 in idea barrages
1.) An evil pastry chef called Infectioner’s Sugar. 2.) If your colostomy bag bursts, it is now a catastrophe bag. 3.) I still like to refer to Bea Arthur’s role in the Star Wars Holiday Special...
june capstone in idea barrages
1.) It is a shame that not enough people would understand a parody of Skynyrd’s “Simple Man” about the Charmin mascot Mister Whimple. 2.) There are not enough memes where Bernie Sanders is replac...
“What you might not expect,” the Amazing Mitzi once told the sasquatch called Frank, “is how fake magic is actually magnitudes more difficult than actual magic.” She smiled, gestured with her rig...
june 29 in idea barrages
1.) Every individual tree is important. Holy even, maybe. But if you burn down the forest trying to save any one particular tree, you’ve just burned down thousands of important maybe holy individ...
june 28 in idea barrages
1.) Just because it’s stupid doesn’t mean it isn’t true. Just because it’s real doesn’t make it right. 2.) In Soviet maudlin pop-country music, Harper Valley widowed wife tells story about YOU. ...
june 27 in idea barrages
1.) Interestingly, other than the time crunch, taking an improv class and learning how to be a waiter are really synergistically helping each other. What’s more “yes, and”, what’s more going with...
june 26 in idea barrages
1.) If you can find the Bible passage where Jesus says “imprison and humiliate your neighbors for trying to get their children a better life”, show it to me and I’ll buy that these bigots are act...
june 25 in idea barrages
1.) “Greed is good” was bad enough in the ’80s, throw “Hate is profitable” on top of it in the ’10s and this is where we are now. 2.) Do you think Manilow would ever stop singing that “I Write Th...
There’s not much need for a calendar in Southern California, certainly not inside the Thirty-Mile Zone. There are only two seasons of any significance in Los Angeles, the season of fires and the ...
june 24 in idea barrages
1.) The enduring paradox of our damned human race is that we don’t live long enough to realize how short life is. It’s too precious to even realize within it how precious the whole thing is, my l...
june 23 in idea barrages
1.) What’s blue, lives under the sea and can only sing in lists of things? ATLANTIS MORRISETTE. 2.) All the kids are complaining about “virtue signaling” but I’m the old man complaining about “no...
june 22 in idea barrages
1.) In Soviet terrible nu-metal, floor lets the bodies hit you. 2.) Some people can fake it ‘til they make it. Not me. Once I’m good at something, I’m really good, but my confidence comes AFTER m...
june 21 in idea barrages
1.) I have taken to calling all of the boring white people cynically trying to become “cool” right-wing social media influencers “Blaynd Rand” collectively. 2.) When I am making fun of a band, I ...
june 20 in idea barrages
1.) I wonder how many times people have told members of America that it’s actually called Ventura Freeway. 2.) When you realize the Book of Revelation was just a stoned monk shitposting at Nero, ...
june 19 in idea barrages
1.) Cutting a joke from your bit because you know the cartoon THE CRITIC did it better is called “Achem’s Razor”. 2.) I don’t think it’s weird to say that it’d be a much better show were it 900-D...
june 18 in idea barrages
1.) How there is no John Wick Airwick tie-in, I’ll never know. How there is no John Wick beef-on-weck, I’ll also never know. 2.) Few people would want to hear a parody of “What A Fool Believes” o...
Stupidity is an under-rated characteristic, at least at the beginning of your journey, at least in the entertainment business, especially in Los Angeles. It helps to start off stupidly, stupid as...
june 17 in idea barrages
1.) I mean, in the end, we get this little slice of being alive on the back of all the things that died to become our constituent parts. Ain’t no opting out of mortality after the fact. Enjoy it ...
june 16 in idea barrages
1.) Listen, there were always gay and trans folk, just now they’re coming forward. There were always autistic people, it’s just we’re diagnosing better. There isn’t “estrogen in the water” or “po...
june 15 in idea barrages
1.) I mean, I could change up from the Ted Danson based parodies to Charlie Manson with MANSON IN THE MOONLIGHT. Sure. 2.) Avoiding taxation is theft from the shared society that created the stab...
june 14 in idea barrages
1.) Now a parody about the obscure and terrible Zelda game for the Philips-CDi THE WAND OF GAMELON, to the tune of Steely Dan’s BABYLON SISTERS, that’d be so out there, I would barely get it even...
june 13 in idea barrages
1.) A decital is like a recital except instead of doing something you’ve practiced labouriously, it’s something you’ve never practiced at all. You could do like an improv comedy decital or a impr...
june 12 in idea barrages
1.) DINOSAURS was actually from a future where the Jurassic Park dinos over-ran the human race, evolved sapience within generations because of the genetic manipulation and formed a society around...
Despite what you’ve been told by Seventies drive-in exploitation schlock cinema, the sasquatch bares no particular sexual proclivity toward humans, let alone toward human women in specific. Consi...
