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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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Frank eventually asked me, what brings a person to spend Their Twenties trying to get famous in Los Angeles. God help me, I knew the exact answer. While I may not have been able to articulate it...
j17 in idea barrages
If it’s a concept album, is the lead single a premise single? The “Hang In There, Baby” cat poster, except its on a crucifix and it says “Hang In There, Baby… It’s Friday!” Why say “...
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“Who is this ED,” she asked, “and why does he need so many boner pills?” “Quick! There’s been an accident in the transporter room and it’s duplicating Chief O’Brien!” “With the transport...
july 13 in idea barrages
It’s always important to remember that the “heroes” of the Alamo only fought that battle because they didn’t want Mexico to force them to emancipate their slaves. And they lost! Handily! Tha...
july 11 in idea barrages
It’s the law of the cold cuts: sometimes you eat the paper, sometimes you eat the cheese. “Trade,” it muttered, “commerce, transactions, dealings.” Oh no, we all thought, this thing mean...
It’s unfair, though, when I say that these are things Los Angeles does to us. That’s kinda true but there’s so much more to it. Better said than “what Los Angeles does to us” is “what Los Angele...
july 9 in idea barrages
The guy from OPERATION won’t go out with you because he knows you’ll just play games with his heart. An Elseworlds where Superman’s rocket took a faster path to Earth and landed in early...
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A rich divorced white lady goes to a cereal factory tour and falls in love with the Froot Loops mascot, rediscovering her passion for life, in UNDER A TOUCAN SUN. Marijuana strains named...
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The kiddie rides at the local park were heat-activated colour-changing mood swings. Every statue of a dragon is a scale model. It’s your last-ditch cheese, in queso emergency. Wi...
For four or five years of My Time Spent in Los Angeles I worked as the lowest level assistant in a director’s office. One of my teenage heroes, to be honest. I was absolutely in love with his ea...
july 3 in idea barrages
The conspiracy theories who believed the gov’t was putting microchips into vaccines are also the biggest fanboys of the world’s dumbest billionaire who is LITERALLY putting microchips into p...
july 1 in idea barrages
A skin care product with the jingle “When I get that feeling, then I do / eczema healing / eczema healing”. Last night’s nightmare: time traveling, trying to prevent a political assassin...
j29 in idea barrages
A Tone Loc parody about the twilight days of the Three Stooges called “Funky Joe DeRita”. A zombie version of Donkey Kong called Decay would probably be a decent pun. He was trampled...
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Strangely, the needle hurts more pulling out / than it ever hurts going in / such are the wages of sugary sin / the penance of insulin An album of R.E.M. parodies about cooking called “a...
prompt: bold, title: gone, but not forever in idea barrages
This universe is rewriting itself on a near-constant basis, we just rarely notice. Are we having our minds manually wiped by outside forces? Maybe once in a while but most of the time it’s merel...
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The problem with conversations with mohels is they keep cutting you off. Now that the dog and I are both on insulin, I have been referring to the two of us as “diabuddies”. It’s our Thin...
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In my best metal voice, I was singing “CORPUS KRISPIE, BODY OF SNAP / CORPUS KRISPIE, COR-PUS KRISPIE”. A womens’ wrestler whose gimmick is that she’s an Amazonian Russian fitness traine...
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A head-canon where Ben Folds “Army” and Pink Floyd’s “Time” are songs about the same person at different points in their life. If you consistently fall asleep in Barcaloungers, you may h...
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BATTLEFIELD EARTH made me assume that the children of Scientologists have to hawk Terl Scout Cookies for fundraisers. Honey is so healthy because it’s full of bee vitamins. The unrea...
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A parody of Spice Girls “2 Become 1” about 2 Girls 1 Cup. Jar-Jar Binks down on his luck, endorsing ads for class action lawsuit lawyers on late-night television: “Mesa Thelioma?” Sa...
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Why say “Caesarean Section” when you can say “Cutting Out The Middle Man”? The ultimate proof that A.I. and the Algo are both meaningless and stupid is that Youtube just gave me a Peloto...
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A parody of Crazytown’s “Butterfly” about Conan the Barbarian built around the line “Crom, m’lady, Crom Crom, m’lady”. Have you ever considered that whatever you think created the world ...
prompt: green, title: queen jealousy, envy, waits in misc. flash fiction
There’s more than enough here for everyone. Nine billion or so human beings on this blue-green clod, and exponentially more resources than we could ever need, provided we could more or less shar...
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You think therefore I know you are but what am I? The way you manifest your gothness is your morbus operandi. A dark comedy about South Korea’s mandatory military service resulting i...
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Skeletor’s signature dish at Chez Snake Mountain is, of course, Beef Skellington. Consider Antonius the cross-maker, whose family business lost their plum government contract when it tur...
