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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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july 3 in idea barrages
The conspiracy theories who believed the gov’t was putting microchips into vaccines are also the biggest fanboys of the world’s dumbest billionaire who is LITERALLY putting microchips into p...
july 1 in idea barrages
A skin care product with the jingle “When I get that feeling, then I do / eczema healing / eczema healing”. Last night’s nightmare: time traveling, trying to prevent a political assassin...
j29 in idea barrages
A Tone Loc parody about the twilight days of the Three Stooges called “Funky Joe DeRita”. A zombie version of Donkey Kong called Decay would probably be a decent pun. He was trampled...
j27 in idea barrages
Strangely, the needle hurts more pulling out / than it ever hurts going in / such are the wages of sugary sin / the penance of insulin An album of R.E.M. parodies about cooking called “a...
prompt: bold, title: gone, but not forever in idea barrages
This universe is rewriting itself on a near-constant basis, we just rarely notice. Are we having our minds manually wiped by outside forces? Maybe once in a while but most of the time it’s merel...
j25 in idea barrages
The problem with conversations with mohels is they keep cutting you off. Now that the dog and I are both on insulin, I have been referring to the two of us as “diabuddies”. It’s our Thin...
j23 in idea barrages
In my best metal voice, I was singing “CORPUS KRISPIE, BODY OF SNAP / CORPUS KRISPIE, COR-PUS KRISPIE”. A womens’ wrestler whose gimmick is that she’s an Amazonian Russian fitness traine...
j21 in idea barrages
A head-canon where Ben Folds “Army” and Pink Floyd’s “Time” are songs about the same person at different points in their life. If you consistently fall asleep in Barcaloungers, you may h...
j19 in idea barrages
BATTLEFIELD EARTH made me assume that the children of Scientologists have to hawk Terl Scout Cookies for fundraisers. Honey is so healthy because it’s full of bee vitamins. The unrea...
j17 in idea barrages
A parody of Spice Girls “2 Become 1” about 2 Girls 1 Cup. Jar-Jar Binks down on his luck, endorsing ads for class action lawsuit lawyers on late-night television: “Mesa Thelioma?” Sa...
j15 in idea barrages
Why say “Caesarean Section” when you can say “Cutting Out The Middle Man”? The ultimate proof that A.I. and the Algo are both meaningless and stupid is that Youtube just gave me a Peloto...
j13 in idea barrages
A parody of Crazytown’s “Butterfly” about Conan the Barbarian built around the line “Crom, m’lady, Crom Crom, m’lady”. Have you ever considered that whatever you think created the world ...
prompt: green, title: queen jealousy, envy, waits in misc. flash fiction
There’s more than enough here for everyone. Nine billion or so human beings on this blue-green clod, and exponentially more resources than we could ever need, provided we could more or less shar...
j11 in idea barrages
You think therefore I know you are but what am I? The way you manifest your gothness is your morbus operandi. A dark comedy about South Korea’s mandatory military service resulting i...
j9 in idea barrages
Skeletor’s signature dish at Chez Snake Mountain is, of course, Beef Skellington. Consider Antonius the cross-maker, whose family business lost their plum government contract when it tur...
j7 in idea barrages
Why say “proofreading for grammar and punctuation” when you can say “colon-oscopy”? They didn’t market spicy Skittles with the tagline “Taste The Painbow” and it’s the great shame of the...
prompt: detect, title: what you wish for in misc. flash fiction
Damnedest thing George Bailey ever saw. He’d been considering suicide atop the only bridge in town, tiny compared to what he could’ve built as the world-famous architect he dreamt of being, but ...
j5 in idea barrages
Apparently the hockey player “Patrick Roy” was supposed to be pronounced “Patrick WAH” in Canada. Which makes me wonder if Waluigi is spelled “Royluigi” in Canada. From the ads for REACH...
j3 in idea barrages
What Warhol understood, but didn’t say out-loud as no one back then would have believed him, was that those fifteen minutes we were all indeed about to get would be the worst fifteen minutes...
the total package in poetry
the package it comes in tastes of cereal and sin the ancient fantasies and horseshoes and blue moons cardboard souls bound up in wax paper dixie cups still awaiting the balance of breakfast ...
j1 in idea barrages
The Henson Company’s personell department would’ve technically been H.R. Puppet Stuff. Maybe the Great Filter of the Fermi Paradox is social media. Every civilization that got close to r...
m30 in idea barrages
If British Knights shoes and Burger King sandwiches never did a cross-promotion, that’s just a missed trick, for sure. Head-canon where TREMORS is a distant prequel to DUNE. The opti...
prompt: swim, title: the picture in reverse in misc. flash fiction
Most creatives secretly wish they were also brilliant at some other form they’re terrible at, which frustrates them, suffusing their works with myriad references to those other mediums. How ofte...
m28 in idea barrages
If Doogie Howser had been a therapist instead of a medical doctor, it could’ve been called “Doogie Howser, Child Psychologist”. A French light beer called “Oui Oui”. An Applebees ad ...
m26 in idea barrages
If you mix pumpkin spice beer with lemonade, that’s a Boo Radler, delicious enough to kill a mockingbird. The next step up is to mash up public domain properties with pop stars. “Steambo...
