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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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6.17 in idea barrages
1.) A good mash-up of COLD TURKEY and SWEET JANE would probably fix many of history's problems. 2.) Those who hold doors don't get in first. This isn't an argument against holding doors, this is...
two pages about rain in poetry
I am not afraid of the rain I've crashed cars on the snow and the ice I've crashed cars in the California sunshine but never in the rain I know in my heart the rain will not be what gets me...
6.14 in idea barrages
1.) I just want to be treated well and not be bored. Give me those two things and I'll probably follow you to the ends of the Earth. 2.) The story in reverse: God creates a disaster in hopes of ...
6.11 in idea barrages
1.) Your poor use of haircurlers will go on your permanent record. 2.) Would a big hairy dude in leather who teaches healthful stretching and breathing be a yogi bear? 3.) The National Raygun A...
6.10 in idea barrages
1.) Learn the difference between an instinctively correct decision to act fast and an engrained impatience masquerading as instinct. 2.) Step One: buy a run of business cards that just read "(na...
sasquatch book stuff in life stuff and misc.
I've finished four supplemental chapters for my "bigfoot in LA" book wrote a bare-bones draft of over the winter, fleshing out the pacing and better developing the antagonist character, as were t...
i should be in new york city instead in poetry
middle of June always gets me down but especially when I'm back home all the really nasty things happened in the middle of June when I was a kid before the Jell-O in my head set and you cou...
6.8 in idea barrages
1.) His angel tells him "stare at what the humans are doing" and his devil demands "frantically bite your left hip!" It is an endless struggle. 2.) You set the camera on the ground and it spins ...
4 wonderwall in poetry
They say that the biggest tragedy in the world is when a parent outlives his or her child. I don’t doubt it. I’m not a parent. But I can imagine. Losing loved ones screwed me up at times in w...
6.4 in idea barrages
1.) In this nightmare, I was the dumbest teenager in a group of youth kidnapped to be part of a think tank for shady industrialists and controlled not by violence but rather manipulated through t...
6.3 in idea barrages
1.) If your friend's gonna play Xavier in a stage adaptation of the X-Men, just tell him to break two legs. 2.) If you just keep writing all the time, you'll stumble onto good things by accident...
3 roadshow in poetry
like an heirloom antique table hope is a damned fine thing to have it will make where you are more beautiful it has a chance of paying off in the long-run but you shouldn't lean too hard on i...
these are the lives that I have lived these are the cars that I have driven a colt run into a ditch a twice-mothballed sunbird a truly banged-up voyager a hand-me-down cutlass a shiny si...
by june in idea barrages
1.) Be the kind of person you'd want to be with. That's it, that's all. It's simple to understand but hard to accomplish. 2.) Having something to wake up for that lets you sleep at night, that's...
if you'd rather have a fan club than a group of friends I don't trust you
may capstone barrage in idea barrages
1.) My newest theory involves the mothers of the female leads from BIRDEMIC & THE ROOM being two halves of a good-evil twin set. 2.) It's about cereal mascots fighting for survival after tot...
crank your words out with the same force as you'd hit baseballs with an aluminum bat the sting of the slam ringing hard back into your body for as far as the ball flies yes there will be ti...
best worst movie in poetry
the only movie I ever walked out on I didn't walk out on it was the second feature at a drive-in so I didn't walk out actually I drove the movie was called "Scary Movie Two" and I didn't hav...
flex points in poetry
skinned my knee on the dance floor pretty bad stumbled and fell and laughed it off but later in the night I had to admit there was so much blood there was just so much blood hell of a time p...
barrage template - Copy (5) in idea barrages
1.) Rules force us to get creative to work our way around the rules. 2.) It's like 22 Jump Street and that stupid Seth MacFarlane western are in a game of "trying too hard to be wacky" chicken. ...
barrage template - Copy (4) in idea barrages
1.) CONSPIRACY RAP: Is it any coincidence/for the bureaus of better business/that three-in-a-row lowercase "b"s/look like a "666"? 2.) Crank your words out as you'd hit with an aluminum bat, the...
barrage template - Copy (3) in idea barrages
1.) Translation allows me to pretend that "Yo Gabba Gabba" is actually a deep Spanish language art film called "I, Gabba Gabba." 2.) Dudes w/ long hair all know the 1st hot day of summer when yo...
barrage template - Copy (2) in idea barrages
1.) I love when crazy conspiracy theorists exaggerate their accents to sound wiser, Ancient Aliens harpin' on HAARP again. 2.) Supersheep's only weakness is exposure to woolite. 3.) Yes, it's a...
history lesson in poetry
achilles, sulking in his tent achilles, hulking and intense achilles, sulking with intent achilles, bulking up to vent achilles achilles achilles had a weak point at his heels achilles ...
barrage template - Copy in idea barrages
1.) Reading fan-fiction includes (relation) Shipping and (genital) Handling. 2.) Don't think Mel Brooks'll ever do a parody of "Requiem For A Dream" but if he does it must be called "Stop Or My ...
