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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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barrage and so on in idea barrages
1.) Guinness with a shot of vodka and a french fry garnish. An Irish Carb Bomb. 2.) Classy people don't call 'em "assless chaps". We just call 'em "rear window". 3.) Is there a French rap that ...
parody of Wouldn't It Be Nice in song parodies
wouldn't it be nice if we were younger and we didnt have to pay these bills spending all our days chasing our dreams spending all our nights on good cheap thrills brooding will not make ...
barrage etc in idea barrages
1.) It's a story about Zeus's numerous half-human children strewn about the Earth. "Children Of A Lecher God". 2.) It ran in her family to work on trains. She was a genetic engineer. 3.) Maybe ...
summerteeth in poetry
that first night of summer with the air conditioner on you feel like you've defeated nature that first night of with the air conditioner on you feel like you're a god that first night when y...
I have this clipboard that I keep my poems or my songs upon when I read or when I sing and here's the thing it used to be my work clipboard when I was a medical courier in LA when I went...
day one/day two in poetry
I called it day one the day I woke up and remembered in mansions and free clinics with psychics and with cynics I've seen a small slice of most things on this Earth except for war and givin...
when the going gets weird barrage in idea barrages
1.) Sometimes salt and pepper just make her sad, she's got seasonal depression. 2.) The risk in forgiving yourself the past is that it makes you responsible for your future. And that's scary. Bu...
control-z undo there are the times on your laptop when you go to "paste" and you find some old love-letter unsent on your computer's clipboard accidentally cut and saved instead of e...
first day of the rest of my life barrage in idea barrages
1.) I await slideshows' return as hipster Power Point. 2.) So "Attack on Titan" is about how we are horrifying giant monsters that devoured an isolationist Japan, right? 3.) The risks you didn'...
510 barrage in idea barrages
1.) Christian zealots won't drive automatics, they only use emmanuel transmission. 2.) Sure, the Mouseketeers grossed a lot of money but after costs and taxes, they only brought in a net Funnich...
parody of Wonderwall in song parodies
today is gonna be the day I'm having bladder surgery by now you should've somehow known you're changing bedpans for me I don't believe that anybody could put on my shoes except you know th...
may 9th barrage in idea barrages
1.) These things too big to fail, artificially revived, to terrorize the peasants like some kind of Bankenstein. 2.) External validation required but internal sense of validation need to be proj...
Götterdämmerung, Bildungsroman both sound real classy in the original German the second means "coming of age story" the first means "the twilight of the gods" I think I feel both of these co...
spring back in poetry
the birdsong so deafening the blinding sunlight I want the city I want the night I'm sick of bad dreams spilling out full life reviews I want to change I want something new I want a reaso...
atomic mom in poetry
it's a difficult thing holding on to an atomic bomb it is even weirder when the bomb is your mom because my mom is the bomb she is the best in a crisis the lady gets things done she's t...
rambling home near midnight marveling at the beautiful moon's light upon the horizon until I get closer and see its advertising an illuminated billboard reminding us of job openings for w...
anti-social socialists well-established anarchists growing listless making lists wide awake and tired of it we just want to be the best we just want to rest the contradictions are building ...
life stories in poetry
Robert Johnson didn't sell his soul to the devil at the crossroads to learn the guitar real pretty it was an earlier bluesman named Tommy Johnson it was a common name back then for Mississi...
life story in poetry
how to survive a lightning strike manage to get real lucky twice once to get hit once to stay alive a fluke and a gift on two rolls of the dice wouldn't it be nice wouldn't it be nice ...
barrage scraps in idea barrages
1.) At your May The Fourth parties, I hope you all drank from Han Solo cups. 2.) So where's our indie-film inverse PRODUCERS where some guys try to make a good-bad movie and fail at it? 3.) All...
parody of Tin Man in song parodies
Cosby used/to be funny before everything he said became a lecture when young he was bawdy too has he gone senile or is that just conjecture? but Coz never gave us reasons to eat Jell-O ...
parody of Tax Man in song parodies
(this one's sort of a local in-joke) with Dion here's how it will be he'll play two songs or maybe three cuz he's the saxman yeah I'm the saxman should your music require a horn that's...
parody of I Want You To Want Me in song parodies
I want you to haunt me I need you in bedsheets just phone in with moaning I'm hoping you'll possess me I want you to haunt me I need you in bedsheets just phone in with moaning I'd nev...
you work the saxons I'll work the angles gather from the ground I'll cut off what dangles they call them dumb rocks we'll call them bangles we'll take our needs string them like beads ...
barrage medley in idea barrages
1.) Ladies, if you're sick of trying to rehabilitate bad boys and drunks & want a man whose main flaw is poor job prospects, try Brand Mike! 2.) They allow you to slide down streams of brown...
