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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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712 in idea barrages
1.) Pink's is only worth it if for some reason your hot dog is enhanced by looking at a Jay Leno autograph while waiting in line for it. 2.) The Legion of Superheroes is the dumbest comic idea e...
next exit: tipperary in poetry
sometimes that line in "Man On The Moon" sounds like "here's a truckstop instead of Reseda" to me instead of "here's a truckstop instead of Saint Peter" as it should be but just to my ...
the hollow-men in poetry
the things that used to be integral to the fabric of a community whose absence would once be unimaginable got hollowed out by Wal-Mart and now they must be desperately begged for tackily cro...
710 pt 2 in idea barrages
1.) Dufresne in the storm drain/DUFRESNE IN THE DRAIN!/Dufresne in the storm drain/ANDY DUFRESNE IN THE STORM DRAIN! 2.) Step One: Find A Farmer Named Andre. Step Two: Sell His Product As "Beets...
710 (300th PB post) in idea barrages
1.) That player who would be great if he got all his talent in order but no team wants to have him while he's working on it? He is my analogy to my dateability. 2.) Joe Tehan's kids will be look...
78 in idea barrages
1.) As Apu finally realized, sometimes you can't get things right until you return to the site of your spiritual depantsing. 2.) I hope Richard Kiel lives a long fruitful life but, when he does ...
77 in idea barrages
1.) Crop circles are just bored farmers walking on boards all night in their fields. But, really, it is even more lovely that way. 2.) Floyd "Time" straight into "Hotel California", huh? Radio g...
the first version was cranky and wond'rous a bit of jerk really but an obvious prodigy probably too clever by half for his own goddamned good but fantastic to any eye that could see and he...
confession in life stuff and misc.
Whenever Rod Stewart comes on the radio when I'm driving, I leave it on until it's done, even though I fucking hate Rod Stewart. But my ex-girlfriend's dad loved it and... even though he passed a...
7.5 in idea barrages
1.) I mean, Dubya-Step must exist as a genre, yes? 2.) Whatever you write, you indirectly write about yourself. Unless you writing directly about yourself. In that case, find a strong metaphor. ...
7.4 in idea barrages
1.) Indie rock bands live on twee lime pie. 2.) Bottom feeding. Squid tested, mollusk approved. 3.) Do the Chinese get offended when a big action movie has a couple token scenes in China to mak...
6.29 in idea barrages
1.) He was the flashiest sexual-reassignment surgeon in the world. Everyone said he really knew how to make an entrance. 2.) In a rare simultaneous case of Stockholm and Jerusalem Syndromes, she...
6.27 in idea barrages
1.) Polo would have a lot more cross-cultural appeal had they just called it "horse hockey". 2.) We'll tie our hair back w/ lobster claw bands salvaged from the dumpster of a four-star restauran...
6.26 in idea barrages
1.) Broken toys are fine but only if they're broken honestly. Going around, pre-broken for the sake of fashion, ain't nothing there. 2.) You are reading these words typed into a little box by a ...
the last extra-value meal in poetry
ronald mcdonald transposed into the iconic images associated with Jesus Christ ronald mcdonald dividing one single bag of Filet-o-Fish sandwiches and feeding the multitudes ronal...
6.25 in idea barrages
1.) The nightmare about trying to go back to work at APAC out of desperation and then having a nervous breakdown in the cubicle after a week, ripping my own pants off in a fetal ball on the floor...
ovid's transformations in poetry
today is the last day of some phase in your life you might not see it for years you might never know because it's small but every single day you live is the end of something for you today i...
6.23 in idea barrages
1.) In short, I think my dreams lately have been my subconscious mind telling me that the paths not taken in my writing and work would have just ended up silly or wasteful and so I should not reg...
the size of the fight in the dog in poetry
ollie the dog would kill every single thing on the earth that isn't a human being if he could so it's probably for the best that he doesn't have access to a machine gun or thumbs it's...
conventional wisdom in poetry
at the comic book convention in the albany airport hotel I saw Gambit sitting in the corner checking his e-mail on his laptop I saw the Green Power Ranger looking at pornography sideway on ...
missing links in poetry
just because I don't understand your lifestyle choice as golfers doesn't mean I think you shouldn't be allowed to get married it's not my thing I'd prefer to not golf myself I'd prefer to no...
parody of the Muppet Babies theme in song parodies
trust fund babies, they live in Williamsburg trust fund babies, they're worse than you had heard when you see assholes in trucker hats atop ironic hair you know they're rich folks trying h...
6.21 in idea barrages
1.) There are times I feel like early Supergirl, a secret last-ditch plan kept under wraps until some crisis, chafing under the restraint. 2.) The point when A.I. can be even more sick of "White...
6.20 in idea barrages
1.) Ah, for the life traveling from town to town, selling self-expression for a week or two and then moving on. The life of an art carney. 2.) A porno version of "Hitchhiker's Guide" would have ...
the vast indifference of heaven in life stuff and misc.
The pop song was literally wrong, of course, they all are. It was correct, however, as a metaphor as only the really good ones are. It does rain in Southern California and even when it does, it r...
