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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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being remembered in poetry
Transcending death as a branded whimsical marketing fiction is our American sainthood. Your meaning dies with your body but a hollowed-out version of your name lives on and on forever. ...
33 in idea barrages
1.) We have the tech to feed the world w/out working hard so we could all be artsy but non-artsy people jealousy ruin it with money outta spite. 2.) He didn’t like saying he had a “salt and peppe...
tune of Ring of Fire in song parodies
teeth are expensive things debt is what a dentist brings my finances dire pulled my teeth with some rusty pliers pulled my teeth with a pair of rusty pliers and I went ble...
32 in idea barrages
1.) What if you could fly but at a rate no faster than a jog? Normies would be impressed but the other heroes would all laugh at you. 2.) When drinking a Shamrock Shake, pretend it is Hulk blood....
open mic haiku in poetry
the room is clearing as you’re rising to the stage can you take the hint? * her strong roman nose I just wanna ski down it into her kisses * no one can be deep with that much hair produc...
31 in idea barrages
1.) A cooking competition show where the secret ingredient is revealed as “deez nuts!” and there, under the lid, are the host’s genitals. (read this in a really snooty British accent for maximum ...
feb. capstone barrage in idea barrages
1.) The irony of those Duck Dynasty douches looking and sounding more and more like jihadi Imams every day actively breaks irony. 2.) Turn down for it is expensive to run the furnace all day. Tur...
You’re Running Out Of Chances To Buy-Low On The Investment Opportunity That Is My Love I Prefer A Single-Investor Situation But If A Time-Share’s What You Need I’m Open To Negot...
Vulgar is the new humane, taking the “polite” assumptions of gender faith and class, stripping them away so we can all just be ourselves. So please literally for humanity’s sake ...
228 in idea barrages
1.) Lately I am just, like, 900 pounds of libido in a 350 pound bag which is equally sexy and unsexy as hell. 2.) If Quebec DOES ever secede, we’re renaming Newfoundland “Maine 2: Judgement Mai...
227 in idea barrages
1.) A country song that shot to the top of the charts quickly is said to be “number one, with a mullet”. 2.) Bill O’Reilly claims Carly Simon wrote a song about him. 3.) Oh man, did you see that ...
TUNE OF BIG ME in song parodies
when you undercook it it carries bugs in its bloody goo when you leave it tepid tapeworms can linger in the stew raw meat can spread diseases it can mak...
226 in idea barrages
1.) Step 1: go to sleep. Step 2: wake up having lost 100 lbs & having won the lotto. Step 3: go somewhere warm & find someone to love. A plan! 2.) See, being taken down a peg when you h...
tune of MARY JANE'S LAST DANCE in song parodies
he grew up in a small Midwestern town Earth’s yellow sun made him the strongest one around but his superpower was his super-hex cuz he’d kill a normal girl if they tried to have ...
Reality is the butcher that quarters and seals in wax-paper packages our very dreams before us. Hold him off for as long as you can. Reality will slaughter them into disjointed chunks ...
The Star Wars Prequels need to be understood through the prism of one simple yet non-obvious fact: Yoda was high as balls. All the prequels are Yoda’s retelling of the past t...
Regroup. Reboot. Re-evaluate. Reject all expectations, bad and good, they’re two sides of that sucker bet “faith”. Faith that good things are gonna happen and faith...
225 in idea barrages
1.) Step One: purchase the domain name “ismarkiepoststillhot.com”… Step Two: ??? … Step Three: PROFIT. 2.) We’re changing the title of the Obituaries section to Thanks For Rockin’ in hopes of a l...
224 in idea barrages
1.) The five hottest things in the world in descending order are being smart, funny, able to sing, tall & being a millionaire celebrity chef. 2.) (The descent into madness will be expressed ...
the best/worst barrage of all time in idea barrages
…OR THE ARTIST’S DECLINE INTO MADNESS… 1.) The ‘15 Oscars lasted so goddamn long that at the end they started the ‘16 Oscars. NO MORE TIME TO MAKE MOVIES, JUST OSCARS. 2.) We’ll be The Experts....
tune of THE SWEATER SONG in song parodies
Don-a tell-o Le-o nard-o Raph-a el Mich el-an gel-o if you want to destroy the Shredder take his mask and then punch away He-roes in-a half-she...
223 in idea barrages
1.) Parody of “The Sweater Song” about The Shredder? 2.) Tonight, from now on, we are throwing out all the rules other than being humane. As long as you are humane, anything goes. 3.) Your next b...
222 in idea barrages
1.) If you do good things to be righteous or noticed or get something out of it, you’re doing it wrong. Do good things to be kind. 2.) The term for the pointlessly grim and gritty “grimdark” need...
221 in idea barrages
1.) Still, no one has made a video for “Bulls On Parade” that is about an actual parade of 500 Bull Shannons from “Night Court”. 2.) Let’s just have an adventure, like the Goonies, you guys, exce...
there there in poetry
You’re not a part of the darkness but the darkness is a part of you. You can’t kill it but you can negotiate it into a small useful corner. You can get there. Somewhere at the...
