TUNE OF BIG ME in song parodies
- Feb. 26, 2015, 8:09 a.m.
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when you undercook it
it carries bugs
in its bloody goo
when you leave it tepid
tapeworms can linger in the stew
raw meat can spread diseases
it can make you puke
it’s not like bread or cheeses
don’t just warm it luke
when you make it tartar
leave it rare
like the gourmets do
it puts death inside of you
well you think it’s trendy
so gourmand
if it still can moo
you’ll have loose and burning poo
you’ll have loose and burning poo
Last updated February 26, 2015
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Squidobarnez ⋅ February 26, 2015
I only get medium rare steak at Texas Roadhouse or by cooking it myself here at home. so far I've practiced good food hygiene and haven't gotten any crud from it knocks wood.
I hope you're having a pleasant now.
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