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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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tune of YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHIN' YET in song parodies
I went down to McDonalds about ten-thirty-five I was barely just awake then I was barely just alive you know the best stuff there is the breakfast so I drove up to the mic ...
421 in idea barrages
1.) Michael Sam didn’t get one full chance. Tim Tebow is on Chance 458. It is possible the NFL is total rubbish. 2.) If you give up a little of your hope, they’ll take a little bit more every day...
419 in idea barrages
1.) Pretend to confuse the words “specist” and “specious” to mess with people. 2.) The seed pod of an exotic orchid steeped in liquor and shipped to us in little bottles like patent medicine is s...
the joy of obscurity in poetry
Through obscurity, you escaped a beat-down into bland product or an exaggeration into self-parody. Through obscurity, you retained your soul. Through obscurity, you remained true to ...
416 in idea barrages
1.) When a flour clump comes along YOU MUST WHISK IT, if your bechamel ain’t strong YOU’VE GOT TO WHISK IT 2.) A hipster’s favourite comedy show is “Def Comedy Preserves”. 3.) The next step down ...
you can’t control outcomes but you can control your thoughts you can’t control outcomes but you can control your thoughts you can’t control you can’t control outcomes but...
Some parts of our past are just like kryptonite, chunks of where we came from, rocketing back to take away our strength. Home can kill you as swiftly as a speeding bullet more powerfully tha...
when you’re a hammer, everything looks like a nail when you’re an anxiety disorder, everything is a reason to scream when you’re a literary theory, everything needs to be deconstructed when you...
414 in idea barrages
1.) A time traveler shows up, sees “Paul Blart Mall Cop 2” on a marquee and realizes he ended up in the bad future. 2.) I walked the path of True Believer & all it got me was heartache. I’m ...
413 in idea barrages
1.) “I like tall girls, you know what I mean/I want a girl who’s five-foot-thirteen”. This is the closest I’ve come to writing a love song. 2.) Were there only more Venn overlap for Guns N Roses ...
412 in idea barrages
1.) In my mind, every blonde newsreader on Fox News is called “G. Gordon Lady”. 2.) McMuffins after 10 b-b-b-baby we just want McMuffins after 10. Here’s money, here’s money you’re not gonna get,...
411 in idea barrages
1.) She used her magic primarily in the service of interior design, being as she was a decormancer. 2.) I am still disappointed that the theme to GAME OF THRONES isn’t “George RR Maaaaartin, Geor...
410 in idea barrages
1.) If “synthesizer” was an ethnic group, “Who’s Gonna Drive You Home Tonight?” would count as a hate crime. 2.) I always feel bad when I overhear someone cornered by a crank because they’re too ...
because you in poetry
Don’t believe in the cult of anyone. Great things happen through the cooperation of many or massive dumb luck or both. Don’t believe that anything is magic other than maybe you. Becaus...
49 in idea barrages
1.) Copies of my chapbook “This Is My Inside Voice” are again on the shelf at @TramontaneCafe or contact me for mail details! 2.) I need less blood in my coffee stream and more, you know, coffee....
hudson street moment in poetry
sometimes I want to disappear melt away join the rain wash down to the sewers on a slow march to the sea suffuse into the firmament still exist but no longer be sometimes I want to dis...
sing a song of six pens a dollar pack of bics the thoughts are running wild now you’d better catch them quick when the pens have run out the cheap ink left to dry even if it’s all ...
48 in idea barrages
1.) In the Shatner vehicle “T.J. Hooker” the T.J. stood for “Trap Jaw”. 2.) I’d like a “Super Size Me” doc about a guy who buys bit parts in dozens of crowd-sourced movies to burnish his IMDB pro...
47 in idea barrages
1.) All zombie Jesus jokes aside, Easter must be a complicated thing to celebrate in the Walking Dead universe. 2.) Not surprisingly, “Daydream Believer” and “Dirty Water” would mash up beautiful...
46 in idea barrages
1.) Ride high on the Luck Plane when a spit-curl rises, hide on-shore when waters are low. Hope for the best. Keep the board ready for the next one. 2.) Betsy Ross or whoever it was couldn’t have...
easter barrage in idea barrages
1.) Bono is the anti-Bowie, constantly changing to be completely uninteresting in new and different ways. 2.) Expectant mothers: name your child Bad News so you can forever be known as the bearer...
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1.) In the Tea Party adaptation of Hamlet, they’re all “get thee to a gunnery!” 2.) My favourite Peanuts/60s-70s revolutionary mash-up would definitely be Peppermint Pattie Hearst. 3.) The horse ...
43 in idea barrages
1.) Next they’re gonna say Hilary killed the Easter Bunny and refer to it as “Bunghazi”. 2.) In scifi, they make giant vegetables seem world-saving but they’d still require as much water and mine...
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1.) You have no idea what it is like to have a laptop that can be off the cord for more than two minutes again. It is like living in the future. 2.) Edit an action movie so every gunshot sound is...
for pete's sake in poetry
two of my ex-girlfriends were both hit on by the kid who played Older Pete on the Nickelodeon show “The Adventures of Pete and Pete” but it’s not like I grew up with him it’s not like...
