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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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myself doing comedy at a Princess Bride burlesque in life stuff and misc.
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to the tune of YESTERDAY in song parodies
Jesterday floppy things next to my cheekbones lay hope this time the king decides to pay because I’m broke by Jesterday suddenly there’s a knight that’s looking pissed at me I should have m...
818 in idea barrages
1.) A Filipino rapper named Manila Ice is an idea waiting to be free. 2.) Whenever a tinhat starts ranting about Benghazi, pretend you think it’s the catchphrase from that horrible BIG BANG THEOR...
816 in idea barrages
1.) Putting your listicle in the form of a slideshow is your way of saying “I’d rather have ad revenue than have people read this through to the end.” 2.) Shots are just regrets in concentrated l...
815 in idea barrages
1.) Start a redneck women’s fashion line called “Camo Toe” and see how long before someone catches on. 2.) The sad thing for songwriting is there’s not that many rhymes for borscht. Porsche, mayb...
birthday barrage in idea barrages
1.) I like how this Cialis ad suggests you should be constantly ready to have sex in hotel pools or while parasailing. 2.) A regular Pablo Neurotic. 3.) Just because you’re a struggling artist do...
hearts untethered minds let reeling wings unfeathered despite a feeling more than leather more than ceiling the nasty weather chemicals peel...
813 in idea barrages
1.) Evil’s just a word one charlatan uses to undercut another. Selfishness is the real destroyer of worlds. 2.) 85% of Ben Carson’s support in polling is the senile answering phone polls assuming...
tune of MIDNIGHT AT THE OASIS in song parodies
midnight at the Broasis pledge paddle by your bed keg stands filling our faces traces of roofies in cups red Greek letters as a blank check to go fuck shit up let’s spen...
exhausted barrage in idea barrages
1.) Rick Perry can write all his hateful ideas down and shove them up his ass, a Texas book suppository. 2.) Put the “metal” in “metal”. Put the “teak” in “steak”, even. Subvert arbitrary constru...
what you wish for in poetry
there’ll be fliers there’ll be fires there’ll be lies and there’ll be lyres there’ll be guitars drums and guns and bombs and knives and fife fathers daughters son and wife bring an end to your...
dorothy dreams of tornadoes in poetry
her superpower was this the worst futures that were possible she had terrible nightmare about them but when she woke up in a screaming sweat they could no longer happen her nightmares used the...
when I was a child I’d look down at my double-jointed thumb and tell myself “remember” remember that this little thing is a little bit of proof proof that I am special that I can do great thi...
San Francisco Newark in poetry
I’m afraid of the fact that I’m not afraid of flying anymore I know this sounds like willful glib contradiction but it isn’t flying makes me feel like I am goddamned nearly about to die there ...
811 in idea barrages
1.) JK Rowling really missed out on licensing a line of Longbottom mom jeans. 2.) There’s nothing more beautiful than the look of someone looking at you like they think you’re cute. Nothing. 3.) ...
homeward bound in poetry
look down from your flight at all the blinking lights in the madness of the night pretend they blink for you tomorrow morning when the sun is shining bright maybe...
89 in idea barrages
1.) The upside of social networking is that as I’m sitting here watching the world go by I’m doing it figuratively & also literally. 2.) Messin’ with destiny, ignorin’ causality’s thrust, com...
whine at cana in poetry
I kind of caught the garter except it was a unicorn mask. It was a progressive wedding they weren’t into perpetuating gender stereotypes but they wanted to salvage what was good in the tradit...
the process of being a person in poetry
The urge to view my life as a ball of wasted opportunities is great but if I managed to get chances once it means I can get them again. I keep telling myself things like this and wear them ...
87 in idea barrages
1.) The idea that being non-bigoted and respectful to others is a political correctness that need be discarded makes me sick to my stomach. 2.) The king of the gods, he is not forgotten… this is ...
midnight in the desert in poetry
on the radio a CIA spook say in OTHER PLACES people are brainwashed into believing ends justify means he’s projecting on the radio a politician rails against the size of governmen...
86 in idea barrages
1.) They say the Earth is flat because they need to believe they’re smarter than the entire collected intelligence of human history. 2.) I am goddamned adorable, other than all of my bad parts...
a distended barrage in idea barrages
1.) My favourite thing about my brother’s dog Rascal is that he is as bewildered by reality as I am. He is utterly confused by everything and is just happy when it turns out okay and also he kind...
ode to the terrifying in poetry
the pissant Jesus freaks wouldn’t have a prayer and the vampires of the valley wouldn’t last a night and the powerful prefer their lovers weaklings and the brawlers just could not last the fight...
83 in idea barrages
1.) This week I learned that the spigot to a gas can is colloquially known as a “donkey dick”. Use this knowledge wisely. 2.) Late night U.F.O. radio is fun & all but letting people believe t...
